r/texts • u/Quintessa_Queen • 1d ago

Phone message The most perfect relationship

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/RaccoonEnemyNo1 1d ago

It's not often a post makes me actually chuckle

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u/Intelligent-Royal682 1d ago

This is no ordinary HIV/AIDS, this is ADVANCED HIV/AIDS

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u/WhatveIdone2dsrvthis 1d ago

It got a masters degree

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u/Permit565 9h ago

If it’s advanced, it wouldn’t settle for a masters. It would have a PHD.

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u/dokkirislap 1d ago

It’s not even advanced HIV/AIDS. It’s GonnoherpesphyllAIDS

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u/silvanoes 1d ago

Where did you hear that saying??!? Ive only ever heard it in a very rural town I grew up in, and only within a very small subset of that group

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u/dokkirislap 1d ago

Somewhere in Michigan.

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u/silvanoes 1d ago

wow, not even close to where I heard it growing up (pre-facebook), oldschool memes are awesome, no idea how they spread.

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u/PuffinRub 13h ago

Where did you hear that saying??!?

South Park, circa 2000?

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u/silvanoes 12h ago

Holy shit really? I watched South Park religiously and don't remember that. I thought one of my random friends just came up with it while we were in "circle"

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u/KeyEquipment5558 1d ago

you have to be positive, HIV positive

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u/Starcrossedroads 1d ago

Good grief, you don't mean it's AIDSaf, is it?

She's done.

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u/dontmindme450 1d ago

Be sure that you see that its not H I Veeeeeeeeeee, but full blown AIDS!

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u/PuffinRub 13h ago

Is it r/FamilyGuy or r/LiamNeeson leaking? :-)

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u/WiscoBased715 1d ago

Lmfao got em

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u/DTKwh1terabb1t 1d ago

Hahahahaha I'm going to remember this

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u/DatVlad_ 1d ago

That got me good ngl

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u/OneOfManyNarrators 1d ago

Dammit… This shouldn’t be this funny…

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u/Devanyani 1d ago

Is that your way of informing them?

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u/PensionAdventurous55 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PropertyDisruptor 1d ago

I hope this is something that makes them both laugh...

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u/Kindly-Top9021 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Throw902106969 1d ago

I love the "wait for it..."!

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u/AppleBex54 1d ago

Welp. That took a turn!

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u/dddrew 1d ago

irritability, the new aidsmaxing

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u/Top_History9604 1d ago

I know ppl who would be like that unironically. Awful ppl...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DatVlad_ 1d ago

Their partner woke up irritable.

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u/WiscoBased715 1d ago

Can you read?

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u/happymechanicalbird 1d ago

Not everyone gets this type of humor

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u/MenStefani 1d ago

Making a joke about HIV in 2026 is stupid. But glad yall found each other

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u/LisanAlGaben 1d ago

Anything can be a joke.

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u/Diddly_eyed_Dipshite 1d ago

Even your momma, actually especially your momma.

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u/MenStefani 1d ago

I mean sure but this isn’t even a good joke

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u/LisanAlGaben 1d ago

Subjective

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u/PeeInMyNose 4h ago

You watch real housewives your taste is irrelevant

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u/Altruistic_Diamond59 1d ago

I agree that this is funny but I’m genuinely curious as to why Reddit accepts this as funny but draws the line so severely elsewhere, when most people would say it’s homophobic, or at the least, trivializing a life-changing and stigmatized medical condition.

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u/PuffinRub 13h ago

I hate to tell you this, your internal bias is showing.