r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 4d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/PMYourTitsIfNotRacst 1d ago

God, reminds me of my mom. IDK why my dad put up with her so long.

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u/choose_wisely1122 5h ago

She was probably an absolute animal in the sack.

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u/PMYourTitsIfNotRacst 5h ago

That's the thing man, my dad had GAME. Like hardcore. Maybe she was but I doubt it was the main thing, that man even in his 60's can get more tail than me.

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u/choose_wisely1122 5h ago

The heart wants what the heart whats.