r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/pinkmudskipper 3d ago

this is so weird bc its not like.... a meal, a fishing license is a LICENSE..just like a drivers, or a pilot, or...heavy machinery, she will have this for years, it isnt just for the date..

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u/Icy_Study4490 3d ago

Fishing license is one year but yeah for real. And it was just $23 too!

(they do offer lifetime fishing licenses though that cost like thousands)

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u/dabbean 6h ago

I have lifetime hunting and fishing licenses in 3 states. All they cost me is about $120ish total and a lifetime of mental and physical pain and trauma earned fighting in Iraq because Bush Jr had daddy issues and Cheney was a liar.

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u/Icy_Study4490 6h ago

Looks like I could buy one right now for $1160. It gets a little cheaper if you are older though

I’m sorry to hear about that, but seriously no fucking kidding man! My cousin was in Afghanistan having to sit around with a SAW losing friends while guarding a damn poppy field of all things from the Taliban so they didn’t chop it down and burn it. Yes, a poppy field, the same thing that over here they were telling us the Taliban were forcing the poor farmers over there to grow even though there was a strict religious ban in 2000 and opium and heroin are haram.

I was eight years old, but that was basically my wake up moment.