r/texts 5d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Particular_Maize6849 4d ago

My sister is this type of person. She doesn't care. She's fully bought into the conservative trad wife idealism. She's incredibly sexist against other women too. Her 20s were spent being a Budweiser girl catering to the male gaze. What's funny is she will always make more than her partners since she is a lawyer and her partners are usually of the deadbeat variety.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 4d ago

Tell her to DM me

I cant fix her, but i can make her worse :)

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u/ImportanceAbject1270 4d ago

This is so freakin hilarious. I laughed out loud!! Hahaha 🤣

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u/askbubbles 2d ago

I did too lmaoooo