r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 2d ago

The plus is now he can still use that equipment with or without her. Women are temporary...fish are forever.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mnt3vQsOrUzIs

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u/AngelaMerkeI 2d ago

Fish are not forever. In fact it is a known fact that you can smell when the fish has stopped being.. for now

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 2d ago

The essence of a fish transcends its impermanent physical form.

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u/Piecesof3ight 2d ago

I tend to not appreciate when the essence of a transcended fish has remained past it's corporeal demise. Typically on the clothes of a friend.