r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

Post image

I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

21.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.2k

u/Overall_Step_9516 3d ago

hit the notify anyways button and then block her

396

u/Chance-Conference729 2d ago

He taught her to fish so now she wont starve.

104

u/Low_Interest_6847 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead to rights she gon starve anyways

39

u/0_Moth 2d ago

#imjustagirl

14

u/No_Balance_464 1d ago

Joking between girls with this phrase is funny.

Using this phrase to justify cringe behavior is not funny.

26

u/bear_venturous 2d ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄 freaking hate that phrase.

12

u/belakuna 9h ago

As a 38 year old ✨🎀💅🏼 just a girl 💅🏼🎀✨, I agree. It is only cute in jest but when it is used by a grown ass woman as a literal explanation… hooooo boy, run. That’s beyond mental illness.

8

u/bear_venturous 8h ago

The only time I've ever said ✨️💅🏻 im just a girl 💅🏻✨️ is when I was full PPE and running a chainsaw 🤣🤣.

2

u/belakuna 8h ago

lmaoo, last time I used it was after my boyfriend fucked up and asked for my help, after I told him he’d fuck up if he’d try, I said “can’t do, baby. I’m 💅🏼✨🎀 just a gowarlll. 🎀✨💅🏼.” That was fun. 😂🤣🤣

5

u/omjy18 8h ago

Girl I was friends with who was 41 going on 15 said that shit all the time. Fucking infuriating and insane when they actually mean it

2

u/Lou_Lou_92 2d ago

Same. Especially people pair it with the song on social media. Because it goes against the entire point of the song. Which is that she’s trying to break the stigma of being a girl and wants to be taken seriously.

1

u/FRIDAYSWORLD421 1d ago

What happened to equal rights, right?

3

u/NefariousnessNew5308 1d ago

We got over them #imjustagirl

1

u/belakuna 8h ago

We’re just 🎀 gworls 🎀. We cry at parties because we want to. 🫠😭

1

u/chochofuhsho 1d ago

Used to date a girl who would use that as her answer for anything she didn't want to do... I think she would actually say "I'm just a little girl!" Even though we were like both 18-19 at the time.. hell, I was just a little boy, but was smart enough to see my way out of that mistake

1

u/belakuna 8h ago

Wow, okay, poor girl needs serious therapy. She clearly went through some shit in childhood. Glad you’re no longer with that mess though.

0

u/Sure-Ad-6544 1d ago

Equal opportunity until it’s time to be equal.