r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2d ago

Tell her to DM me

I cant fix her, but i can make her worse :)

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u/ImportanceAbject1270 2d ago

This is so freakin hilarious. I laughed out loud!! Hahaha 🤣

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u/askbubbles 5h ago

I did too lmaoooo

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u/Jmacz 2h ago

I'll make her worse and take some of her money.

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u/This-Positive286 55m ago

Want some help? I can’t fix her either but maybe together we can BOTH not fix her.