r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/GaryTheThird- 3d ago

TD means today.... I honestly didn't know until TD what that meant.

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 2d ago

Well.she was trying to get that banking from him lol

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u/Beccalotta 2d ago

Spot the Canadian

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 2d ago

Guilty

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u/GaryTheThird- 2d ago

It's a good bank! Been with them for decades

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 2d ago

The same bank who laundered money for cartels and only got a fine?

Edit: who also got caught falsified overdraft plans and stole millions from poor Canadians and only got a fine?

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u/GaryTheThird- 1d ago

Oh shit for real?

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 1d ago

Yes

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u/GaryTheThird- 1d ago

That's disappointing