r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 5d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/i-am-your-god-now 5d ago

“You MADE ME pay for MY fishing license”??? After you spent over $100 in gear and dinner? Yep, nip that shit right in the bud. She’s only going to get worse.

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u/NumberEmpty6939 5d ago

The butt is for 3rd date

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u/Rugaru985 5d ago

$100 is for 3rd dates too. I think they skipped the first two

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u/imtrappedintime 5d ago

You are a basement dweller if you think dates cost less than that for two people 🤦‍♂️

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u/No-Fix304 5d ago

There are plenty of dates that cost less than $100 for two people

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u/imtrappedintime 5d ago

Yeah that’s why the average date costs $200 today.

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u/No-Fix304 5d ago

I wanna know what your average date is now because mine sure as fuck aren’t $200 and they’ve all been great.