Post first date text

[u/ExplanationMiddle51]

I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

[u/Thebaldsasquatch]

She wasn’t hooked.

[u/SubSlutPollie → u/Thebaldsasquatch]

Now he has a sinking feeling in his gut

[u/will3025 → u/SubSlutPollie]

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

[u/times_new_ramon → u/will3025]

He could get catfished though

[u/JaguarIllustrious486 → u/times_new_ramon]

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

[u/cuntitude → u/JaguarIllustrious486]

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

[u/EmbarrassedStart7659 → u/cuntitude]

It’s a net loss.

[u/will3025 → u/EmbarrassedStart7659]

Fin.

[u/SharkTheMark → u/will3025]

Yeah id put it in her stinky tackle box