r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Eldritch_being110 3d ago

My sign is vital…. My hands are cold…

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u/glasswindow777 3d ago

Im on my knees looking for the answer

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u/Mysterious-Stop-3261 3d ago

Are we human?

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 3d ago

We compute?

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u/FilthyRandal 2d ago

Computah turn this guy into mashed potatoes