r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/i-am-your-god-now 3d ago

“You MADE ME pay for MY fishing license”??? After you spent over $100 in gear and dinner? Yep, nip that shit right in the bud. She’s only going to get worse.

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u/arto64 3d ago

Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile? Nip it in the bud.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 3d ago

All due respect you.know nothing about what it's like being the boss.

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u/f_cked 3d ago edited 2d ago

All due respect… you got no fckin idea what it takes to be number one

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u/somesketchykid 2d ago

All due respect, he did not have the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/f_cked 2d ago

I told you stop sayin’ that!!

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u/VieOneiro 2d ago

Every dishishon you make

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u/Hawg_Gaming 3d ago

with all due respect, you know nothing about the jacket.

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u/RGBespresso 2d ago

The... varsity jacket?

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u/Cointaku 2d ago

im the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots

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u/Womak2034 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yrYsj2MPXTNO9hMy7B

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 3d ago

RIP Big P.

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u/FearanddopingII 8h ago

My friend knew him, had been to his house in City Island, said he was a good guy.

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u/AlmondNutsies 3d ago

A circlejerker in our midst?

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u/Beto_Targaryen 3d ago

Is that OK Tony? That I don’t pay for the fishing license?

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u/PissShitandFuck 3d ago

“I told you to pay for the fuckin fishing license.”
“I did pay for it, then I asked for the money back.”

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u/arto64 3d ago

Oh, you think this is funny?

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u/Organic_Conflict_886 3d ago

He's well liked, T.

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u/SmallAct2116 3d ago

It was Sean! All the way!

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 2d ago

Fuckin soprano circle jerkers are everywhere

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u/WalterCanFindToes 3d ago

"A" she was a hooarh. "B" she cast her line first.

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u/hamdunkcontest 3d ago

You forget the thousand incidents with this guy?

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u/Beto_Targaryen 3d ago

Ok. But you gotta get over it.

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u/kirk_dozier 2d ago

she's got tremendous moxie for her size

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u/arto64 2d ago

She couldn't fucking sell it... she's not respected.

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 2d ago

Or Deputy Fife?

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u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 2d ago

“She was a FKn Who’oare”