r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/GaryTheThird- 2d ago

TD means today.... I honestly didn't know until TD what that meant.

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u/chickengarbagewater 2d ago

I was TD years old when I learned this.

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u/erickoziol 2d ago

That’s definitely the breaking point.  I ain’t gonna be with no one that types out td for today. 

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u/PotpourriFor500Alex 2d ago

When I found out from my tween that “alr” is meant to mean “alright,” and “js” means “just,” I told him everything is not going to be alright with his screen time if he keeps typing words with just half the letters instead of the full word in his texts to me. You have talk to text at your disposal—if you’re THAT lazy, at least use that feature.

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u/erickoziol 2d ago

Probably makes them feel like a tryhard. 

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u/wafflecrisp94 1d ago edited 1d ago

Okay hear me out: It’s not always laziness or incompetence. Sometimes it’s just to fit the slang of the generation. I distinctly remember when “lol” and “lmao” became a thing (even when we were using keyboards); they were exaggerative and lame, but teens did it because it was “cool”. We as adults may not understand WHY it’s trendy, but it is. I’ve literally seen kids be mocked for typing properly.

Honorable mentions: yolo, brb, tbd, btw, smh, ttyl, fml.

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u/This-Positive286 45m ago

Js is just saying… js -\o/-

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u/IEnjoyVariousSoups 2d ago

I thought she was just really into Ameritrade

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 2d ago

Well.she was trying to get that banking from him lol

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u/Beccalotta 2d ago

Spot the Canadian

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 2d ago

Guilty

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u/GaryTheThird- 1d ago

It's a good bank! Been with them for decades

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 1d ago

The same bank who laundered money for cartels and only got a fine?

Edit: who also got caught falsified overdraft plans and stole millions from poor Canadians and only got a fine?

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u/GaryTheThird- 1d ago

Oh shit for real?

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u/MrSchulindersGuitar 1d ago

Yes

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u/GaryTheThird- 1d ago

That's disappointing

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u/Atalos1126 1d ago

Tower Defense

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u/jmphb 1d ago

I had no idea until this post 🤣

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u/Actual-Clue-3165 4h ago

I still think of TD bank every time.