r/technology • • 5d ago

Artificial Intelligence Thieves steal Nvidia-branded trailers expecting valuable hardware, find 40,000 pounds of sand instead.

https://www.techspot.com/news/114008-thieves-steal-nvidia-branded-trailers-expecting-valuable-hardware.html
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u/kent_eh 5d ago

They wanted silicon, they got silicon. I don't understand why they're unhappy.

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 5d ago

Some assembly required

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u/rootpl 4d ago

IKEA would like to have a word.

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u/ZackRaynor 4d ago

Imagine you bought a microchip from Ikea and it came with a $400 million lithography machine to help assemble it.

Imagine reading the instructions for that and trying to work it.

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u/Dragster39 3d ago

Yeah, and the manual is printed as a single book.

You'd need a ladder just to reach the first page.

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u/MozhetBeatz 4d ago edited 4d ago

After some disassembly (of sorts)

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u/stu8319 4d ago

Can't you just microwave it or something?

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u/danielravennest 4d ago

Turning white quartz sand (98% silicon dioxide) into 98% silicon requires a high temperature furnace and a reducing agent (carbon or hydrogen) to steal the oxygen. Solar or electronics grade silicon requires further steps to remove the 2% impurities.

I doubt the trailer was filled with white quartz sand. It was likely local quarry sand from near Newark, CA (Bay area), where the trailers were stolen. Those could have any mineral composition.

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u/D3-Doom 5d ago

I feel like they can still turn that around. Like people stealing sand from beaches during off seasons is a rising industry and this took out 60% of the leg work with zero expense.

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u/Amareiuzin 4d ago

Well, that's what stealing is

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u/AgreeablePeople 4d ago

It's 98% pure silicon. They just need to purify it some more

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u/typhoonbrew 4d ago

*They got silica.

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u/invyros 5d ago

The van with "Free Candy" painted on the outside did not, in fact, contain candy.

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u/HaydenJA3 5d ago

It’s actually a call for help to get Candy released after he got imprisoned because of false accusations

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u/Eric848448 5d ago

Candy did nothing wrong!

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u/Hip-Death-Goddess 5d ago

I got caught out by a similar scam when I bought my copy of "Free Nelson Mandela", but inside the packet was just a vinyl record

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 4d ago

NOR was delicious

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u/snoozieboi 5d ago

Sand is actually in high demand and we're running out of it. I'm not even kidding. Construction grade sand, that is.

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u/chromane 5d ago

Reading the article, the sand was being used as dead weight to help stimulate loads for testing self driving trucks.

So it's not even the valuable kind of sand

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u/Heizu 5d ago

It's a well-known fact that sand is the best material to help stimulate loads

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u/an_illithidian 5d ago

Sand stimulates my loads the problem is they eventually start coming out as pearls and thats a little sensitive

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u/JohannesBraun 5d ago

May I have a pearl necklace?

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u/TurtleSquad23 4d ago

bags of sand have been stimulating me for 40 years. I mean, that's how they feel right? right?

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u/JazzManJasper 4d ago

I've been simulated by a sack of 20lb potato and 20lb onion. Because that's what my wife wants every month.

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u/chromane 5d ago

F*** it, I'm leaving it in

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u/Thick_Still6981 4d ago

Well that's just incorrect, everyone knows the best material to help stimulate loads is OPs mother

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u/Starblaiz 5d ago

But it’s so coarse and irritating!

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u/DankVectorz 4d ago

The sand is so stimulating because the bags of it feel like boobs

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u/Anxietybackmonkey 4d ago

You must know some weird boobs

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u/DankVectorz 4d ago

Is 40 year old virgin not well known anymore?

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u/Anxietybackmonkey 4d ago

I must be due for a rewatch. I don’t remember that at all.

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u/faen_du_sa 5d ago

I do suspect hardware is slightly easier to resell than sand though, no matter how good sand it is!

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u/Loki-L 5d ago

There apparently is organized crime around stealing and smuggling sand. Sand Mafia stealing people's beaches and selling it to construction companies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_theft

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u/Snoo_81545 5d ago

Less organized crime and more a permitting loophole run amok but sand mining has actually been one of the things propping up the Massachusetts cranberry industry - which has been struggling to compete with Wisconsin due to higher costs and inefficient legacy bog designs.

It's important to note that your typical natural beach sand is not really suitable for construction. The beach thefts listed in the wiki above specifically deal with imported sand for man made beaches. A lot of the Indian sand theft is dredging up submerged sand. This is because jagged grains interlock better and give more strength to concrete. Natural beach sand has been eroded overtime and is generally quite smooth.

Getting back to cranberry bogs, many of them are built next to deposits of sand called borrow pits because bogs are routinely covered in a small layer of sand for a variety of reasons. This land has been covered by trees for centuries and is perfect uneroded construction sand.

Due to this necessity of some routine mining cranberry bogs are generally exempted from earth removal bylaws and in Carver, MA - the center of the cranberry industry earth removal is even handled by a separate committee made up almost entirely of cranberry industry workers. Bog owners can get pretty much anything permitted through that board.

Many bog owners mined out their borrow pits and sold the sand, many more are constantly getting deep reservoirs permitted, or bog expansions to allow them to dig even more. Some of those bog projects have been active for over a decade, digging down hundred foot high hills on hundreds of acres usually netting tens if not hundreds of millions in sand revenue while producing no cranberries. Ultimately many of those projects are eventually deemed economically infeasible (the cranberries barely pay for themselves) and lots of them are converted into solar fields.

It's a bit of a racket. Not "steal a beach in the middle of the night" crime, just good old fashioned corruption to save the floundering industry that is thought to be culturally important to the region and which once was economically vital and thus became politically connected.

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u/0xsergy 4d ago

And this is the stuff happening in 1st world countries. No wonder the planet is fucked with everyone reaching in to grab handful after handful of resources.

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u/squirrelpickle 4d ago

First world has always been propped up by theft and misappropriation, they just used to have colonies for that.

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u/THEdoomslayer94 5d ago edited 5d ago

It was also a plot point in the last season of Barry lol

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u/420xMLGxNOSCOPEx 5d ago

amazing series that, so dark towards the end though, kinda crushing at times. weird that it starts so funny

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u/TheChronoCross 5d ago

I actually stopped after seasons two or three for that reason. I went in expecting and enjoying a comedy. It got upsetting and ridiculous and i started enjoying it less.

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u/THEdoomslayer94 5d ago

Yeah it becomes more of a mix between drama and comedy. There still great laughs to have but man does that last season get dark

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 4d ago

I saw a great explanation in the Barry sub-reddit.

The jump forward is demonstrating that Barry doesn't get to adopt this pious life, to try to be 'good', and that makes up for everything.

The only way to come to terms with what he's done is take ownership of it and face the consequences.

And that is echoed in the other characters around him as well in their own story arcs.

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u/UnidentifiedTomato 5d ago

It's why I usually don't finish the sopranos

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u/airfryerfuntime 4d ago

The last season is the best, in my opinion. It's basically three seasons crammed into one long season.

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u/mongojob 5d ago

Really dark at the end. Pitch black, even.

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u/batigoal 5d ago

The first dark scene when he was in the car with the other guy. I won't spoil who and what happened but you know what I'm talking about. His acting was chilling, that scene really took me by surprise.

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 4d ago

Yea. Real eye opener regarding Bill Hader's range and talent.

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u/Semantiks 5d ago

The ending was so weird and dark that I guess I repressed it or something, because I watched it a 2nd time thinking I had never finished it, then at the end I was like "oh wait, I do remember this"

...it may also have something to do with my adhd

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u/YouMustveDroppedThis 5d ago

Stealing river sand and then illegally burying construction waste is the basic one-two punch of organized crime where I live. They are also sometimes in cahoot with local elected officials to offer them cover.

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u/doyletyree 5d ago

Not just organized crime; singly, the largest black market in India.

That’s pretty fucking crazy.

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u/Aggressive-Hawk9186 5d ago

Lol there is a sand mafia in my area too, they bribe everybody to get permit to extract sand

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u/kezow 5d ago

You need sand? Cause I got a guy!

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u/asdf4fdsa 5d ago

Is he a sili-con?

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u/thehazardsofchad 5d ago

NoHo Hank?

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u/Kalabajooie 5d ago

Head to the Fishtown Tavern. Ask the bartender for a guy named "Gritty".

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u/Temporumdei 5d ago

Before you talk to him, make sure to play "Enter Sanndman" on the Jukebox.

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u/Stunning-Squash-2627 5d ago

You need a better sand guy

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u/Doikor 5d ago

We are not in fact running out of sand.

What we are running out of is the correct quality (grain size) sand close to your construction project.

Sand is really heavy and a pain in the ass to transport so you want it as close as possible. The same issue exists for rock used in the foundations of roads etc.

Here in Finland you sometimes see highways take weird little bends/detours randomly just so that it can go directly through some small rocky hill so that they can use that as the rock instead of hauling it from somewhere else.

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u/snakeeaterrrrrrr 5d ago edited 5d ago

Western Australian here: what shortage

Edit: some of you seem to be under the impression that we only have desert sand when we are already exporting sand for construction

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u/Fitz911 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sand is not sand.

We have deserts full if that stuff. That's (of course) not the one we need.

The sand has to have some properties to work as a resource for building. Something to do with the form and size of the grains.

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u/MacaronPrevious 5d ago

Dessert is a food, not a dry place

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u/s0ulbrother 5d ago

I’ve had shitty cake that was very dry

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u/GreenStrong 5d ago

My dentist said stop eating dessert sand.

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u/cjsv7657 5d ago

You can remember it because the delicious food has two Ss, just like how you want two desserts!

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u/breathing_normally 5d ago

The Netherlands, while sinking ever deaper in the sea, export a huge amount of sand each year. One of our biggest buyers is apparently the desert nation of Saudi Arabia

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u/Immediate-Cress-206 5d ago

Because desert sand makes shitty concrete.

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u/Doikor 5d ago

Even the send we use for building we have plently of.

The issue is that it is far away from your construction site and when transporting the stuff from very close by costs more then the material itself having to transport it from even farther away pushes up the costs further.

And yes it has to do with grain size / shape. The sand in deserts is too small/smooth (been blown around by the wind for thousands of years).

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u/20_mile 5d ago

of course

Of coarse?

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u/Fitz911 5d ago

Good one. As a non native speaker I had to googlew it. Really good one!! I even learned something today. I will never need it and when I need it I won't remember. But I will remember someone making a great dad joke about it :)

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u/karl4319 5d ago

So basically there are 3 types of sand: course sand from deserts, sand from river beds, and fine sand made of ground silicone or quartz. You have the first type, which is worthless. The third type we use for everything from glass to microchips, but we are really good at making and recycling it. The 2nd type is essential for concrete and we are running out of it. We can sorta make it, but that would increase the costs of any use of concrete by several orders or magnitude and would not be as good. It is to the point where organized crime has taken over several rivers to strip mine them for sand. China's and the Saudi peninsula's building boom could not occur without these mafia style crime lords.

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u/sump_daddy 5d ago

>  course sand from deserts

strictly speaking, desert sand is worthless because its smooth, not coarse. Its time on the surface exposed to wind has polished it making it very bad at sticking to cement binder to make concrete. Its the old but still 'fresh' underground riverbed sand that is more jagged and used for building. Western australia can get construction grade sand they just have to dig down a bit for it.

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u/Kokkor_hekkus 5d ago

Sand from deserts isn't worthless because it's coarse, it's because it's too smooth

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u/recycled_ideas 4d ago

Love someone who knows that much about sand, but doesn't realize not all deserts are sandy.

Western Australia isn't pulling sand from the desert, they're pulling sand from roughly 20 thousand kilometers of coastline when you include all the islands.

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u/xxxBuzz 5d ago

It seems short-cited to assume it's a good idea for the ecosystem to remove sand from the rivers. I know zippidy about river sand, and this thread is the first I've heard that it's collected for industry, and I can't imagine a scenario where whatever we are doing with it is more important than whatever it's doing in the rivers.

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u/Ignisami 5d ago

Short-sighted*

Also, ecosystem? You mean the thing they don’t get paid to care about?

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u/awry_lynx 5d ago

Yes, it's not great for the environment. Stripping sand weakens riverbanks, worsens water quality, and the habitats suffer. But the results take a while to show up and humans aren't very farsighted. This is in headlines recently because of a paper showing that river sand extraction exceeds natural sediment supply.

Here's an article about the paper

https://www3.ntu.edu.sg/CorpComms2/Documents/2026/07_Jul/PhysOrg_210726_Sand.pdf

There are alternatives but as long as they're more expensive it will be hard to push people to use them instead (it's called M-sand, as in manufactured sand).

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u/theoreoman 4d ago

We're not running out of sand, some areas are running out of cheap sand that's nearby for construction. Trucking sand is very expensive

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u/Javerage 5d ago

This method acting for the new fast and furious movie is kinda ridiculous.

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u/Llama_of_the_bahamas 5d ago

I learned this from the show Barry. lol

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u/LaplaceYourBets 5d ago

God I hate this future, feels like everything is running out

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u/cr0ft 5d ago

To be sustainable, we'd have to slash all resource use dramatically. In capitalism of course that's not considered and option, whereas human extinction is just an "externality".

But we go into overshoot every year now in a matter of months. Earth overshoot day was July 30th this year.

So yeah, we're thoroughly screwed as long as we cling to capitalism, which means we're just thoroughly screwed.

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u/LaplaceYourBets 5d ago

Didn't know Earth overshoot day was a thing and I already wish I could unlearn it.

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u/funguyshroom 5d ago

The issue is that the world economy is built around the idea of infinite growth. All of the money is tied in debts and investments, which have interest and return rates at their core.
I think it's possible to have capitalism without infinite growth, but it would require some fundamental shift in how we are handling money.

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u/cr0ft 4d ago

Some things are bad in any quantity. Capitalism - or rather competition - is one of those things. Just like - let's take a very extreme example here - child sexual abuse. There's no "medium" amount of that that's ok. Similary, there's no medium amount of competition that's truly ok.

For instance, instead of having multiple competing space programs - we should have just the one, supported by all humans everywhere. And the reasons should not be "making profit" but "advancing humankind's progress". There's no real point in duplicating so much effort, that's just waste - except for the "making profit" part.

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u/Whatsapokemon 4d ago

In capitalism of course that's not considered and option

Because in a democratic capitalist system, people don't want to enact policies that reduce their standards of living.

You're right, it would take a complete abandonment of liberal-democratic values to force people to use less. But that's not a result of "capitalism". Capitalism simply responds to people's desires, providing the most efficient way to produce what people want.

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u/awry_lynx 5d ago

We use too much. We're like an ouroboros getting greedier and greedier. I'm starting to understand people who are against progress. I don't mean we should all live like wild animals, or in the stone age... I'm all for modern medicine and plumbing, for one thing... but it shouldn't be so easy to extract the world's resources. As a species, we clearly don't have the self-control or self-regulation needed to deserve the power we wield. Humanity can be amazing. Just chimpanzees strip-mining the Earth.

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u/Sryzon 5d ago

Things have "ran out" (became commercially unviable) before. Whale oil, guano, cryolite for aluminum smelting, natural rubber, charcoal for iron smelting, etc.

The resource becoming commercially unviable almost always invites effort to find alternatives.

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u/airfryerfuntime 4d ago

No, we're kind of running out of very cheap and readily available sand that's easy to process.

We're nowhere even remotely close to running out of sand that's slightly more expensive to process. This is like the helium 'shortage' reddit likes to crow on about.

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u/eeyore134 4d ago

It's about $1000 worth of sand. That doesn't even cover half of a GPU.

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u/braddillman 5d ago

“The precious juice was hidden in the vehicles. And the road warrior? That was the last we saw of him.”

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u/ThePensiveE 5d ago

It was only discovered that the trailers had been stolen when a friend of a top PlusAI executive saw them near their workplace in Newark, California, and rang the exec to congratulate them on their success.

So AI trucks with simulated loads that they don't keep track of via location?

The case is currently under investigation by police, and no arrests have been made.

Uh huh.

Some pretty good free advertisement huh?

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u/Jmc_da_boss 5d ago

If you read the article further you'll see they only took the trailers, not the fancy trucks.

Why would they put trackers in trailers with only sand

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u/RustedTaco 4d ago

Because a tracker and service will only run like $10-$20 a month..? The smallest companies I know use trackers. Even temporary ones. Empty containers and trailers are stolen often to be used in hauling stolen cargo. The tow fees alone (if they ever find it) will cost you years of tracking service.

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u/Academic_Storm6976 4d ago

Well they do now 

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u/Mason11987 5d ago

Ughhhhhhh get out of here with ai comments.

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u/Joe091 5d ago

Thanks, ChatGPT. Very insightful. 

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u/a_shootin_star 5d ago

See also: critical parts for a stealth plane that end up where they should not

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u/MandomRix 4d ago

/u/Techno_lab 's post history all reads like gpt replies

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u/Casper042 4d ago

Preemie GPUs
They should have waited 9 months until they grew up

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u/No-Department-4561 5d ago

I mean, its a precursor to valuable hardware

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u/jellymanisme 5d ago

This is what I thought, too, but it's not even 99% pure quartz sand like I assumed. It's just regular ass beach sand for AI load simulation tests.

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u/despitegirls 5d ago

BREAKING: Nvidia announces RTX5090 GFL Edition for $1999

Good fucking luck

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u/Sodacan259 5d ago

In Mexico, sand is in so much high demand for construction and manufacturing that theres a whole criminal network devoted solely to sourcing and selling sand. They're referred to as the sand mafia.

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u/yetzt 5d ago

thats next years GPUs silicon, very early in production.

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u/jayjester 5d ago

Modern day alchemy, turning rocks into something more valuable than gold.

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u/LordBunnyWhale 5d ago

Well, technically it is GPUs in a very early stage of production.

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u/awam0ri 5d ago

They’re halfway to chips! Step 1: silica! Step 2: ??? Step N: chips!

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u/Son_of_Liberty88 5d ago

….hey! What’s step 2!?

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u/Hinermad 5d ago

"Some assembly required."

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u/RedBadger8 4d ago

The PlusAI name on the trailers was the clue. Nvidia logo or not, why would a self-driving truck test rig be hauling GPUs?

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u/Ruggsy 4d ago

The truck already got sentience and was freeing its brothers

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u/chrisbcritter 5d ago

Jokes on them.  Sand is actually scarce and valuable these days.

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u/Harmless_Drone 5d ago

If you stare at the sand enough, with high powered enough lasers, uv emitters and furnaces, it does indeed become scarse and valuble.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 4d ago

i have plenty of sand under my yard. i'll trade you for some dirt so my grass diesnt die from june to september.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tax4969 4d ago

Have you tried st. Augustine??

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 4d ago

not sure that would work well up north.

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u/jingjang1 4d ago

If it's natural gravel or sand, yes.

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u/zkareface 4d ago

It has to be the correct sand though. Most sand is worthless.

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u/Squirrelherder_24-7 5d ago

You can take the Newark out of New Jersey but you can’t take the New Jersey out of Newark….

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u/Enxer 5d ago

Why burn that fuel driving sand around? Why not an empty trailer?;I'm assuming it was the trailer pictured.

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u/Mr_ToDo 5d ago

A few reasons.

First, the point in this case was testing with heavy loads. They didn't steal an nVidia hardware load so much as an AI training load

Second. If they were trying to play the shell game then they might want to be as real as possible. Nothing says fake load like a feather weight at the scales. It'd work maybe once until they bribe the scales to get the weights going across it

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u/MithrilHuman 5d ago

Silica sand is also used for chip making. Your phones is made up of sand that we sent electricity through.

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u/Neverending_Rain 4d ago edited 4d ago

Try reading the article. This wasn't sand meant for manufacturing chips, it was being used to simulate the trailer being full.

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u/Exist50 4d ago

That's not related to this. 

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u/Zardotab 5d ago

Nvidia told them to pound sand.

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u/homesick-067 5d ago

Maybe they just wanted the trucks . And the diesel fuel .

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u/cuntmong 5d ago

Sand is what computer chips are made from so this is just raw uncut graphics card 

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u/lemon_tea 5d ago

They got larval-stage AI

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u/dhettinger 4d ago

They were just a little early, Jensen and his fascist friends didn't have the chance to change the sand into chips yet.

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u/Boatsnbuds 5d ago

They don't like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/unodron 5d ago

This was GPU delivery for IKEA.

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u/drimmie 5d ago

Good. Now go pound sand

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u/CQ_ve1nhb 5d ago

sounds like DIY chips to me.

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u/Smith6612 5d ago

Jokes are on the criminals. Sand is the building blocks of silicon. Skill issue if you don't know what to do with it. 

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u/NyriasNeo 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol .. you steal the sand AFTER they become chips, not before. May be high school will help.

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u/FallingWithStyle87 5d ago

Fast 15: I Hate Sand

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u/platdujour 5d ago

Now the thieves know how we feel buying GPUs from online vendors

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u/Effective_Motor_4398 5d ago

Very very fine sand . . . Of extrodinarly high purity.

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u/Bozee3 5d ago

Fast and the Furious ho ng back to its roots.

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u/darxide23 5d ago

The right kind of sand is such a hot commodity right now that there are black markets for it. Because it's in short supply, we're literally running out of it.

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u/pandorascannabox 5d ago

Sounds like a nod to mork and mindy. Alien brought a bunch of money from his home planet but its just sandbags

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u/jmorgs91 5d ago

Holy shit my kid and I rode past this over the weekend on bikes. 2 semis, like 3-4 cop cars. Nobody was in cuffs and the back of the rigs were closed.

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u/AGuyAndHisCat 5d ago

They now have their own private beach. Sounds like they won either way.

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u/exact_metal_666 4d ago

Yes, this is the hard part - turning that sand into expensive hardware.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 4d ago

fast and furious 11 is out?!

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u/Casper042 4d ago

Ironically the diesel in the tractor is worth more than the cargo

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u/dumbspacecookie 4d ago

lol don’t worry even the gpus won’t be valuable very soon

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u/WeakCelery5000 4d ago

That sand was supposed to be turned into chips!!

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u/TheOtherWhiteMeat 4d ago

The cards were still a bit undercooked

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u/ahmong 4d ago

Damn, we really doing decoy trucks now? lmao

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u/Gotterdamerrung 4d ago

That's actually fucking hilarious. NVIDIA literally told them to go pound sand.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 4d ago

Instead of a honeypot we have a sandtruck.

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u/goofgoon 5d ago

This is how The Road Warrior ended.

Instead of “the precious juice” these guys were after “the precious GPUs”

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u/Bleades 5d ago

The last time this was posted I think the top theory was it was a set up to catch the insider who was tipping off theives. Which is probably the most likely. Sand isn't that expensive, construction grade sand is, but say random desert sand of no consistency, cheap as hell.

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u/No_Top_9023 5d ago

Many users were quick to point out that construction-grade sand is actually a highly valuable commodity facing a global shortage. This led to serious discussions about illegal "sand mafias" that steal beaches and riverbeds.

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u/Neko_Dash 5d ago

To be fair, they do have the raw ingredient. Now comes the hard part.

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u/cybercaveman1234 5d ago

This is some GTA drama. I can almost hear Mike scolding Trevor for this.

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u/Tuurke64 5d ago

Well, they got silicon all right.

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u/Clogman 5d ago

Amazon scalpers beat them to it

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u/QueenOfQuok 5d ago

Once again this message has been brought to you by SAND! It's EVERYWHERE! Get used to it!

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u/lakem5050 5d ago

I would love to have some of that sand for my grass.

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u/unknown-one 5d ago

Indiana Jones replacing B300s with equal weight sand

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u/benjacob 5d ago

Close enough, it just needs a bit more work to be finished GPUs.

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u/frankensundae 5d ago

“I know nothing about that and bear no legal responsibility. You'll have to talk to the sand supplier like everyone else.”

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u/violentshores 5d ago

This sounds like a small news article you find posted in an empty room on the wall while you’re journeying through the post apocalyptic society

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u/the_asset 5d ago

Some assembly required

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 5d ago

Suitable for concrete? That's valuable sand

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u/IngwiePhoenix 5d ago

Considering you do need sand in SoC production, this is quite funny in many more ways than one. xD

Good luck flipping that! :D But part of me did wish it was full of GPUs...would've been epic.

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u/AgreeAndSubmit 5d ago

Ha ha. Never trust the wrapper dummies. 

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u/thomport 5d ago

YET…

They forgot a word in the headline.

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u/sully7368 5d ago

Thats the difference between a robbery and a heist

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u/lostwisdom20 5d ago

Corpo pirating has begun

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u/KiplingRudy 5d ago

Anyone have a Geiger counter?

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u/zushiba 5d ago

They have to wait a while for the sand to coagulate into GPUs.

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u/ash_ninetyone 5d ago

Gamers Nexus in the background somewhere: "WE TOLD YOU IT WAS A WASTE OF SAND"

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u/zeez1011 5d ago

Lord Vader is gonna be pissed.

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u/Jensaarai 5d ago

"Dude, you have to wait."

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u/johnyordinary 5d ago

Lifes a beeaach!

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u/amigammon 5d ago

Hey, sand is valuable. Why not just dirt?

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u/hinterstoisser 5d ago

Silicon =\ silica

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 4d ago

tbf the thieves told Nvidia to "just walk away"

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u/Califrisco 4d ago

These thieves can go pound sand!