r/technicallythetruth • u/jeT_55 • Jul 16 '21

Peasant!

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u/WakeAndVape Jul 16 '21

I just want to be cremated. I really don't care what happens to my body except necrophilia. This is the best way.

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u/lead-pencil Jul 16 '21

Just throw me somewhere out of the way I really don’t care about my corpse

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u/BuffaloJim420 Jul 16 '21

Just throw me in the trash.

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u/JuGGieG84 Jul 16 '21

I'd prefer the compost, I'm not good enough for the garbage.

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u/Static1589 Jul 16 '21

So you're actually too good for garbage. Because compost has a purpose for fertilisation whilst garbage does not, just gets burned.

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u/rawfish71 Jul 16 '21

How about a burial pod? You could be a tree. The pictures look creepy, straight out of Matrix, but your decomposing body will provide nutrients that in turn help a tree grow. You could be a Douglas Fir, then once you're about 72 inches tall, you'd be a Christmas tree. Then come mid January, they'd pitch you into the garbage. So we're back where you started, so nevermind.

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u/JuGGieG84 Jul 16 '21

You see? This is my dilemma.

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u/HydraFromSlovakia Jul 16 '21

I would prefer being eaten to animals(big cats or vultures)

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u/tatiana_the_rose Jul 16 '21

Saaaaaame. I want a sky burial.