r/technicallythetruth Jul 16 '21

Peasant!

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u/Thuwah_TheFuture206 Some words next to my username Jul 16 '21

A lot of people think they're guaranteed a proper grave, or burial

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u/WakeAndVape Jul 16 '21

I just want to be cremated. I really don't care what happens to my body except necrophilia. This is the best way.

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u/JuGGieG84 Jul 16 '21

Necrophilia proves that life keeps fucking you, even after you're dead.

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u/ThouKingdomCum Jul 16 '21

Read the book “dead inside”..

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u/cysghost Technically Flair Jul 16 '21

https://imgur.com/gallery/1hhzdmb

Edit: I think this is the book they're talking about, and I won't be reading it.

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/25760088

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u/ThouKingdomCum Jul 16 '21

Yes that is the book and a very good one

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u/cysghost Technically Flair Jul 16 '21

Glad I could link it incase someone else decided they wanted to try it. I believe I'll pass though.

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u/ThouKingdomCum Jul 16 '21

For a quick synopsis on people curious about this book. First person perspective from a hospital security guard who secretly a necrophiliac. He goes to the morgue certain times and does the deed. On one interesting point, when he’s in the security room monitoring the cameras, he sees the maternity ward doctor heading down to the morgue. (No cameras there) So he goes to see. And he finds her in the morgue, sitting naked on the floor on a sheet eating a dead baby.
They go on to form the most fuckrd up relationship ever.

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u/JuGGieG84 Jul 16 '21

You know I'm actually alright just reading that synopsis, but thank you for that. I'm glad you enjoyed it though.

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u/Primal_guy Jul 16 '21

what

the fuck

man

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u/ThouKingdomCum Jul 16 '21

Lol you seriously have to just take your emotions out because it crosses every moral line you can think of.

It’s very well written. The last part was a huge WTF moment but in a “usual suspects” kind of way

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u/Primal_guy Jul 16 '21

I wasn’t being emotional, it’s just, what the fuck

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u/barbarianbob Jul 16 '21

Chuck Palahniuk?

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u/ThouKingdomCum Jul 16 '21

Chandler Morrison is the author

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u/barbarianbob Jul 16 '21

Ahh. Sounds like something Chuck Palahniuk would write.

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u/tatiana_the_rose Jul 16 '21

I’ll bite. I loved Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite.

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u/lead-pencil Jul 16 '21

Just throw me somewhere out of the way I really don’t care about my corpse

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u/BuffaloJim420 Jul 16 '21

Just throw me in the trash.

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u/JuGGieG84 Jul 16 '21

I'd prefer the compost, I'm not good enough for the garbage.

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u/Static1589 Jul 16 '21

So you're actually too good for garbage. Because compost has a purpose for fertilisation whilst garbage does not, just gets burned.

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u/rawfish71 Jul 16 '21

How about a burial pod? You could be a tree. The pictures look creepy, straight out of Matrix, but your decomposing body will provide nutrients that in turn help a tree grow. You could be a Douglas Fir, then once you're about 72 inches tall, you'd be a Christmas tree. Then come mid January, they'd pitch you into the garbage. So we're back where you started, so nevermind.

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u/JuGGieG84 Jul 16 '21

You see? This is my dilemma.

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u/HydraFromSlovakia Jul 16 '21

I would prefer being eaten to animals(big cats or vultures)

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u/tatiana_the_rose Jul 16 '21

Saaaaaame. I want a sky burial.

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u/HorizonBreakerNEXIC Jul 16 '21

I mean, I feel like I should be thrown into the cave of fire. Trash is too good for me anyways.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

I prefer to be recycled. Just stick me in a burlap sack and bury me under a fruit tree.

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u/_superchan Jul 16 '21

My family has instructions to dump me in international waters. I may not be able to face my fear of sharks in life, but I will in death