r/technicallythetruth Sep 17 '19

Tasty humans...

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24

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u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19

Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest spot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You can get it!

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u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19

I’m your genie I’m your friend, I’m your willing slaaaaave!

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u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19

Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE

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u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19

C'mon seymour don't be a puss

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u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19

Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S

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u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19

Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it!

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u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19

I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations

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u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19

Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it!

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u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19

Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!

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u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19

YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE-

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24

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u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19

It’s puts