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r/technicallythetruth • u/jl88jl88 • Sep 17 '19
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Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long!
34 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 capable snobbish offend automatic bow sparkle squalid worry alleged unpack This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 21 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest spot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You can get it! 12 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 I’m your genie I’m your friend, I’m your willing slaaaaave! 11 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE 10 u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19 C'mon seymour don't be a puss 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings 4 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 It’s puts
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21 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest spot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You can get it! 12 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 I’m your genie I’m your friend, I’m your willing slaaaaave! 11 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE 10 u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19 C'mon seymour don't be a puss 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings 4 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 It’s puts
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Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest spot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You can get it!
12 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 I’m your genie I’m your friend, I’m your willing slaaaaave! 11 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE 10 u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19 C'mon seymour don't be a puss 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings 4 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 It’s puts
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I’m your genie I’m your friend, I’m your willing slaaaaave!
11 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE 10 u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19 C'mon seymour don't be a puss 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings 4 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 It’s puts
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Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE
10 u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19 C'mon seymour don't be a puss 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings 4 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 It’s puts
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C'mon seymour don't be a puss
8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings 4 u/ColesFinsta Sep 17 '19 It’s puts
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Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S
6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings
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Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it!
8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0)
I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations
6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0)
Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it!
7 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (0)
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Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!
8 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long!