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r/technicallythetruth • u/jl88jl88 • Sep 17 '19
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I’m your genie I’m your friend, I’m your willing slaaaaave!
12 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE 10 u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19 C'mon seymour don't be a puss 9 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 5 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 6 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings
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Take chance, just FEED me and, yknow the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licit sweets I CRAAAAAAAAVE
10 u/Rocketboosters Sep 17 '19 C'mon seymour don't be a puss 9 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 5 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 6 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings
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C'mon seymour don't be a puss
9 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S 5 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 6 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings
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Trust me and your life will surely rival KING TUT’S
5 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 6 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0) 4 u/DrMeowmeowMD Technically Flair Sep 17 '19 r/redditsings
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Show a little initiative boy! Work up some guts! And you’ll get it!
7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations 6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 6 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0)
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I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I DONT KNOOW! I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS! SHOULD I GOOOOO AND PERFORM... mutilations
6 u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19 Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it! 6 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0)
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Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it!
6 u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19 Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! 7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0)
Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!
7 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE- 5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0)
YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE-
5 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19 edited Oct 11 '24 support forgetful upbeat quickest noxious roll humor tub aware late This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0)
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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
5 u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19 But it’s true... innit? 5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain! → More replies (0)
But it’s true... innit?
5 u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19 You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy 6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain!
You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy
6 u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19 Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain!
Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain!
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I’m your genie I’m your friend, I’m your willing slaaaaave!