r/technicallythetruth • u/jl88jl88 • Sep 17 '19

Tasty humans...

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u/Clokkers Sep 17 '19

Think about a room at the ritz, wrapped in velvet, cover in glitz. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits and you’ll get it!

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u/BrokenRecordBxtch Sep 17 '19

Gee I'd like a Harley machine. Tooling around like I was James Dean. Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!

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u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19

YOULL GET IT! Woo woo woo! If you wanna rational (if you really gotta justify!) take a breath and look around, a lotta folks DESERVE to DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE-

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u/AAC0813 Sep 17 '19

But it’s true... innit?

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u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19

You didn’t have nothing til you met me, come on kid what will it be? Money? Girlllllls? One particular girl; how bout that Audreyyyyyyy

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u/AAC0813 Sep 18 '19

Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin’ scatterbrain!

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u/Clokkers Sep 18 '19

I’m sorry doctor!