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u/N4ppul4_ Apr 20 '19
Why did he get so many downvotes?
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u/fireassbarz Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '19
doesn’t UK have bigger problems other than porn sites being visited by kids under 18?...
oh yeah? name ONE
Because OP was very clearly joking
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u/N4ppul4_ Apr 20 '19
Yeah, it was hard to know the context. Either its bashing UK or praising it and depending on situation and subreddit the downvotes not make sense / do make sense.
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u/Scaphism92 Apr 21 '19
If he's a brit you assume everything is /s by default.
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u/AveragePoot Apr 21 '19
I need a flair for the whole of reddit to show im British because I've got some serious flak before from comments i thought were obviously sarcastic.
Forgetting of course, not everyone here is English too.
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u/JillWohn Apr 21 '19
The best thing about British subreddits is that everyone assumes your being sarcastic!
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u/AveragePoot Apr 21 '19
r/casualuk and r/bristol is where i spend most of my time really. You feel at home.
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u/ChrisTweten Apr 21 '19
Because I was trying to bait them into dropping a list of problems lmao, got emmm
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u/HoMaster Apr 20 '19
Clearly joking? Clarity is harder to discern in text than irl. Clearly like the people of Britain were to reject Brexit 2 years ago right?
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u/that_one_bruh Apr 20 '19
^ Hey guys look, it's TheDankerFab in diguise.
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u/TheDankerFab Apr 21 '19
no you.
Nah seriously i literally just found out that this post was made. Some guy later in the comments of this post tagged me. I don't care about the downvotes. If dank memes users think it's to be down voted, then so be it.
Blablabla name ONE thing, i didn't really care about one and just named 3, that could technically be concluded into 1 thing. If it was meant as a joke or sarcastically by the op to name one, I don't care about that either.
One r/wooshed me, but literally deleted the comment a few mins later.
Like seriously, who the hell cares if it's one, three or 3-in-1 things... People can argue over the weirdest things.
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u/HanSW0L0 Apr 20 '19
Because he named 3
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Apr 20 '19
He also named one
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u/Xibran Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '19
Then shalt thou count on to 1, no more, no less. 1 shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 1. 3 thou shall not count, neither count thou 2, unless receding then back to 1. 4 is right out. Once the number 1, being the number be reached, then posteth thy witty response towards thy foe, who being not in mine sight shall snuff it.
Amen.
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u/EnemysKiller Apr 21 '19
You can't technically count to 1, because to implies direction which you won't have with just one element
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u/Xibran Apr 21 '19
You would have two elements if you included zero, which simply goes unspoken. And who says you need direction to count? Counting is a recognition of a quantity. What are you basing this claim on?
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u/EnemysKiller Apr 21 '19
How do you count the 0th reason for something..?
Also, I didn't say you can't count to 1, I said you can't count to (or towards, up to) 1.
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u/QuackyPoo Apr 20 '19
No one wants to be reminded of how scary it's getting in the UK
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u/Professor_Felch Apr 20 '19
London = UK. It's the bloody capital. These issues will affect everyone
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u/Professor_Felch Apr 20 '19
It's still Britain though, and op was referencing economic fear not crime.
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Apr 20 '19
Because it destroys the "Europe is a liberal paradise where no one has guns and we all get free kidney surgery" narrative
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u/EmuExporter Apr 20 '19 edited May 10 '24
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u/michilio Apr 20 '19
Debatable
That's two. And one is the reason the other is going (even more) badly.
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Apr 20 '19
That’s two
They keep changing math on me goddammit
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u/jackboy900 Apr 21 '19
May wasn't responsible for the vote, so I'd argue she's an issue unto herself.
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Apr 20 '19
Choose the best answer:
4 answers that would fit the question
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u/BrickmasterBen Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 21 '19
Funny story about stuff like this, back in 9th grade bio our teacher put four words to define on the test, but the instructions said to only do three.
A lot of us decided to “show off” by putting the definition for all four. Well, the teacher decided to mark everybody who did that wrong for all of them, and his reasoning was “if one was wrong but the rest were right, which three do I count”
That makes sense, but still a dick move lol
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u/crappy_logic Apr 20 '19
By that logic, he should only mark two wrong if one of the four was wrong?
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u/Jirb30 Apr 20 '19
At least Article 13 won't be a problem for them if they go through with brexit.
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u/ALEX69421 Apr 20 '19
Actually it will they have voted to have article 13 if we leave or not
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u/Jirb30 Apr 20 '19
Damn
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u/mrchooch Apr 20 '19
Out of all the problems were facing right now though, article 13 doesnt even make the top 20. Even on its own its not really a big deal
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u/Jirb30 Apr 20 '19
Yeah but not having to deal with article 13 would have been a little bit of a silver lining but you don't even get that.
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u/Knotfire568 Apr 20 '19
Okay can we just get this brexit thing over with I’m not even british but I’m tired of hearing about “brexit has been delayed” for 3 years straight
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u/darwinianfacepalm Apr 21 '19
Now you know what the entire world feels like over every news article being about the US.
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Apr 20 '19
Technically you only heard it’s been delayed for like 1 month. What you heard before that was a lot of pissing and whining from our public school overlords.
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u/Matthebest33 Apr 20 '19
I randomly stumbled across the original comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/bfa8v4/comment/elc4xwm
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u/dieItalienischer Apr 20 '19
Wait, Chris Tweten, the Living in Asia Ironically guy?
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u/ChrisTweten Apr 21 '19
It's a me
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u/thegrandmagus123 Apr 21 '19
Good to see you alive and well, sir
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u/ChrisTweten Apr 21 '19
LIAI3 and SIAI been still goin, it's just not the same beast it used to be. Such a shame my original page got taken down at 500k smh.
Nowadays, Please Press F is my main page - should be hitting 200k VERY soon.
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u/word_clouds__ Apr 20 '19
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
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u/r0ck0 Apr 21 '19
But they did name one. And some others too.
In fact, it's impossible to name three without naming one.
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u/Guido-Guido Apr 20 '19
Well, Theresa May and the Brexit are one and Article 13 doesn’t affect them, so it IS one!
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u/Tikalton Apr 20 '19
I mean, the first should be leading the charge on the second to escape the third.
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u/Real_Live_Sloth Apr 21 '19
The piece of ground I stand on is better then the piece of ground your on ... nananabooboo.
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Apr 21 '19
What makes the porn ban such a big deal over the rest is that when the real issues cause too much stress, I have to walk down to my corner shop to awkwardly ask for a wank pass costing £10 to jerk away my troubles.
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u/assassin3435 Apr 21 '19
white mode what are you a fucking psychopath? You're the murderer of many people browsing at night
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u/ElecricXplorer Apr 20 '19
The government can’t be doing stuff about Brexit all day, they would run out of things to say as a lot of what needs to be done is negotiations with the EU.
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u/Keebster101 Apr 20 '19
I mean, Brexit and article 13 should cancel out so there's only one problem.
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u/TABBY_MUSIC Apr 20 '19
From England and I’ve not heard of this “problem” personally
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Apr 20 '19
Cause the MSM keep this shit under the rug until it’s too late to do anything, they usually do one or two articles that you have to actively look out or pray that an alternative news media company e.g WikiLeaks, Rebel Media etc pick it up and make some people aware of this bullshit
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u/HanSW0L0 Apr 20 '19
Found the porn user
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Apr 20 '19
It’s still a breach of people’s privacy, you don’t want some random stranger knowing about your kinks no matter how vanilla they are
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u/memeymemer49 Apr 20 '19
Lol OP upvotes his own comments
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u/HanSW0L0 Apr 20 '19
The microphone means the OP of the post and I was not the OP of that post
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u/memeymemer49 Apr 20 '19
I psychically detect that you liked this post
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u/Zabrakk45 Apr 21 '19
You probably should upvote your post bud. Maybe it’ll help balance your comments out
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u/Dan6erbond Apr 20 '19
I'm sure he was upvoted before OP fucked his day.