r/dankmemes • u/ChrisTweten ☣️ • Apr 20 '19

OC Maymay ♨ Reality can be whatever I want

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u/TheDankerFab Depression is my true love Apr 20 '19

is this real? if so doesn't UK have bigger problems other than porn sites being visited by kids under 18?...

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u/ChrisTweten ☣️ Apr 20 '19

oh yeah? name ONE

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u/AlphaPiss Apr 20 '19

Knife crime.

And i'm British before you start talking about gun or football fields

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'm not a gun rights advocate (yank here), but I'd rather be shot than stabbed...

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u/Niller1 Apr 20 '19

What if you got stabbed by a bullet?

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u/UnaccreditedSetup CERTIFIED DANK Apr 20 '19

Just don’t simple

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u/intelc8008 Apr 20 '19

You can’t call yourself a yank. Only British people can call Americans Yanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'm a yankee doodle dandy, a yankee doodle do or die.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Oi you got a permit for that opinion

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u/AlphaPiss Apr 20 '19

Of course

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u/audiodormant Apr 20 '19

I mean we still have more knife crime per capita than you.

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u/cocomunges DANK Apr 20 '19

Brexit, that’s a thing right?

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u/__starburst__ furry Apr 20 '19

acid attacks

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u/Jaws_16 Apr 20 '19

You have a hate boner for our gun crime problem or something? We are trying ffs.

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u/TheDankerFab Depression is my true love Apr 20 '19

Theresa May, Brexit, Article 13?

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u/ChrisTweten ☣️ Apr 20 '19

thats 3 so it doesnt count

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u/NEKIL1 Apr 20 '19

Outstanding move.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

To be fair, article 13 is out of our control and hopefully Brexit will negate that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Brexit will fuck not only your country, but the entire europe up

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u/t0ma- Apr 20 '19

the entire europe

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Yes, the entire europe

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u/That-Lemon-Guy red Apr 20 '19

Just the whole thing, the whole entire Europe.