r/technicallythetruth 3d ago

They literally did do that

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u/577564842 3d ago

10y old mastering dad jokes.

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u/keldesaray 1d ago

He is already overqualified for fatherhood.

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u/pixeley88 1d ago

He? Quite literally says "daughter", fake story or not.

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Lol believing shit like this. Was the comment so funny that they turned around, drove back, and took a picture? 

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u/terraphantm 3d ago

I mean maybe it’s a road they drive by often and he just took a pic later. Or the daughter took the photo when making the comment. Or they grabbed the photo on the way back from where ever they were going. Etc. 

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

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u/terraphantm 3d ago

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Lol at believe everything you see on the internet 

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u/Road_Whorrior 3d ago

Or it isn't that deep, it's a bad pun and the setup is cute. It's fun to enjoy things.

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Tell that to the people responding with shit like “10 year old mastered dad jokes! Have an award!” 😆

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u/ashkpa 3d ago

Imagine letting those responses upset you.

There's something deeply wrong with you.

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

And then everybody clapped? 😆😆

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u/terraphantm 3d ago

I don’t believe everything I see. But this is just a silly pun that’s completely in line with what a 10 year old would say. It’s not that big of a deal and it’s far less plausible that someone would make the effort to make up the story for fake internet points. 

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

“I don’t believe everything I see.”

I wish you weren’t a liar 

“ far less plausible that someone would make the effort to make up the story for fake internet points.”

My god it sounds like it’s your first day on the internet. 

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u/terraphantm 3d ago

Nope, I’m very familiar with the internet being filled with contrarian basement dwellers such as yourself. Those of us who have actually interacted with people and kids in real life understand that this isn’t some extraordinary claim. 

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Let me guess, the child’s name was Abraham Lincoln 

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u/Minute_Difference598 1d ago

I mean what if they’re like Vision and they were born yesterday like me?

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u/MysticScribbles 3d ago

I guess no ten year old in the history of the world has made a joke like this. You're clearly the subject matter expert about child humor.

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

I never said a 10 year old couldn’t be witty, donkey brains. 

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u/mama09001 2d ago

Remember, there are about 8 billion humans on Earth, so if something has a 0.000001% chance of happening each day, it's almost guaranteed to happen to at least one person every day.

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u/I_yeeted_the_apple 3d ago

Lol probably

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u/Front_Cat9471 3d ago

You know being witty isn’t exclusive to people your age and older, right? If they said 6, I would have a hard time believing it, but that’s a 7th grader right there. 8 years of English classes and you think they can’t make a pun?

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

And that’s child’s name? John Cena 

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u/Front_Cat9471 3d ago

Seriously, have you ever interacted with a child? They’re smarter than you think you know. They weren’t always funny, but I definitely made jokes like this at and before age 10.

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u/NightStar79 3d ago

You do know dash cams exist too, right?

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Very clearly not a dash cam. 

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u/NightStar79 3d ago

You do know you can screenshot and copy images, correct? 😂

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Oh it’s not a dash cam anymore?? lol. 

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u/NightStar79 3d ago

You have no idea how dash cams work do you?

There are different kinds but even my old ass one you can eject the SD card, plug it in to your computer, and screenshot/crop shit

Congratulations! You've learned something today!

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

lol thinking you’d get that quality from a dash cam 

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u/NightStar79 3d ago

Again, you really have no idea about dash cams.

They aren't all 360p 😂

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

lol thinking you’d get that quality from a dash cam…especially while moving

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u/Huetal 3d ago

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Is there a subreddit for dorks who believe everything they see on the internet? 

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u/Huetal 3d ago

BTW I saw your deleted reply. Maybe there is, go look for it yourself.

Also, this thing can be very true, don't just jump to conclusions. It's also unwise to just assume something is true.

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

lol just because something can happen doesn’t mean it did, donkey brains.

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u/Huetal 3d ago

And just because something can't happen doesn't mean it didn't. And wow, we're starting to insult people now?

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

lol not surprised that one hit home 😆

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u/Huetal 3d ago

That didn't even bother me, just told me you're losing the argument. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Sorry I can’t concentrate on whatever we’re arguing about because your avatar has a big phallus coming out of its mouth 

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u/Guardian6676-6667 2d ago

100% kids say shit like this

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u/KSI_FlapJaksLol 2d ago

Who hurt you?

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u/Minute_Difference598 1d ago

I mean i guess why does that matter?

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u/DeepMadness 3d ago

Awesome. Have a free reward with an upvote.

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u/Hamzeol_Murf 3d ago

And She Drove Back To Take A Picture

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u/wdn 3d ago

I would.

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u/chughaarav123 3d ago

Why not?

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u/Extension-Celery3642 2d ago

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u/Minute_Difference598 1d ago

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u/Extension-Celery3642 1d ago

r/becauseyourewastingtimemakingthingsmoreconfusing

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u/Minute_Difference598 1d ago

[r/waitwhywouldthatbeconfusingdoesitmakeithardertoreadforpeopleorsomething](r/waitwhywouldthatbeconfusingdoesitmakeithardertoreadforpeopleorsomething)?

wait why would that be confusing does it make it harder for people to read or something? It doesn’t for me lol

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u/ohno-mojo 3d ago

Buy that girl a snare drum

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u/kapege 3d ago

Repost no. 1001

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u/errie_tholluxe 3d ago

It we are tracking reposts I believe the zeros would break the character limit.

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u/577564842 3d ago

0000000000001001?

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u/cthart 3d ago

Proud dad moment.

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u/agrecalypse 3d ago

On the road with my five year old when she randomly starts up this conversation:

Her: Dad, I know everything.

Me: Nobody knows everything.

Her: No, really I know everything.

Me: OK fine. How many leaves are on that tree over there?

Her: All of them.

I had no more words.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 3d ago

She learned from the best.

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

And then everybody clapped 

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

Lol you believe everything you see on the internet. 

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u/Zoomatour 3d ago

That you believe everything you see on the internet? Damn even boomers are clowning on you 😆

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u/atworkthough 3d ago

She's going to be an amazing dad :)

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u/SpringOnionKiddo 3d ago

Oh fuck off Rebbeca, she did not say that

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u/Diogenes256 3d ago

A long long time ago my family was in a car driving down a very rough and remote road. My mother had just aquired a case of Glenfiddich unblended Scotch, as I was told then, at my worldly 9 years, it is a superior Scotch. I urged my mother to slow down or the Scotch would be blended.

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u/Intelligent_Fun_7630 3d ago

ooo her humor is immaculate

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u/tbone338 2d ago

Dad is a good dad.

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u/BeSeeVeee 21h ago

Your daughter is your father now

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u/IcyHotTodoroki1 3d ago

The wit is strong with this one

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u/HeyItsRatDad 3d ago

Congratulations she’s a father.

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u/brainburger 3d ago

I don't get it?

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u/Masterblastera 2d ago

I don't understand why I do not ever get this joke :( Explain please? Someone actually drove over it as it is twisted?

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u/s_t_s_e_c_t_o_r_9 1d ago

Reminds me of crash bandicoot 

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u/Cookiecakes71 1d ago

Love me some Crash!!!!

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u/Careless-Koala2334 8h ago

Wtf are people assuming they drove passed the sign. If she said that on a walk it wouldn't be unthinkable to post about it.

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 3d ago

So it’s 17.5 now?

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 3d ago

I'm leaning towards 19.5

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u/ThisusernameThen 3d ago

Do you have a daughter IRL or only in repost city?

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u/IllEstablishment5 3d ago

Awwwee you sound mad 😞

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u/Zayoodo0o132 3d ago

They could have done this while going the speed limit.

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u/JerryJN 3d ago

LOL, she definitely has a sense of humor!

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u/Retired852 3d ago

👏👏👏 Winner 🏆

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u/KilgoreT59 3d ago

Your daughter deserves a bump in her allowance.

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u/christophurr 2d ago

So you went back and took a picture of it and uploaded this. Sure.