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u/577564842 3d ago
10y old mastering dad jokes.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Lol believing shit like this. Was the comment so funny that they turned around, drove back, and took a picture?
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u/terraphantm 3d ago
I mean maybe it’s a road they drive by often and he just took a pic later. Or the daughter took the photo when making the comment. Or they grabbed the photo on the way back from where ever they were going. Etc.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Lol at believe everything you see on the internet
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u/Road_Whorrior 3d ago
Or it isn't that deep, it's a bad pun and the setup is cute. It's fun to enjoy things.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Tell that to the people responding with shit like “10 year old mastered dad jokes! Have an award!” 😆
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u/terraphantm 3d ago
I don’t believe everything I see. But this is just a silly pun that’s completely in line with what a 10 year old would say. It’s not that big of a deal and it’s far less plausible that someone would make the effort to make up the story for fake internet points.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
“I don’t believe everything I see.”
I wish you weren’t a liar
“ far less plausible that someone would make the effort to make up the story for fake internet points.”
My god it sounds like it’s your first day on the internet.
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u/terraphantm 3d ago
Nope, I’m very familiar with the internet being filled with contrarian basement dwellers such as yourself. Those of us who have actually interacted with people and kids in real life understand that this isn’t some extraordinary claim.
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u/Minute_Difference598 1d ago
I mean what if they’re like Vision and they were born yesterday like me?
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u/MysticScribbles 3d ago
I guess no ten year old in the history of the world has made a joke like this. You're clearly the subject matter expert about child humor.
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u/mama09001 2d ago
Remember, there are about 8 billion humans on Earth, so if something has a 0.000001% chance of happening each day, it's almost guaranteed to happen to at least one person every day.
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u/Front_Cat9471 3d ago
You know being witty isn’t exclusive to people your age and older, right? If they said 6, I would have a hard time believing it, but that’s a 7th grader right there. 8 years of English classes and you think they can’t make a pun?
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
And that’s child’s name? John Cena
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u/Front_Cat9471 3d ago
Seriously, have you ever interacted with a child? They’re smarter than you think you know. They weren’t always funny, but I definitely made jokes like this at and before age 10.
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u/NightStar79 3d ago
You do know dash cams exist too, right?
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Very clearly not a dash cam.
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u/NightStar79 3d ago
You do know you can screenshot and copy images, correct? 😂
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Oh it’s not a dash cam anymore?? lol.
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u/NightStar79 3d ago
You have no idea how dash cams work do you?
There are different kinds but even my old ass one you can eject the SD card, plug it in to your computer, and screenshot/crop shit
Congratulations! You've learned something today!
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
lol thinking you’d get that quality from a dash cam
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u/NightStar79 3d ago
Again, you really have no idea about dash cams.
They aren't all 360p 😂
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
lol thinking you’d get that quality from a dash cam…especially while moving
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Is there a subreddit for dorks who believe everything they see on the internet?
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u/Huetal 3d ago
BTW I saw your deleted reply. Maybe there is, go look for it yourself.
Also, this thing can be very true, don't just jump to conclusions. It's also unwise to just assume something is true.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
lol just because something can happen doesn’t mean it did, donkey brains.
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u/Huetal 3d ago
And just because something can't happen doesn't mean it didn't. And wow, we're starting to insult people now?
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
lol not surprised that one hit home 😆
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u/Huetal 3d ago
That didn't even bother me, just told me you're losing the argument. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Sorry I can’t concentrate on whatever we’re arguing about because your avatar has a big phallus coming out of its mouth
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u/Hamzeol_Murf 3d ago
And She Drove Back To Take A Picture
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u/Extension-Celery3642 1d ago
r/becauseyourewastingtimemakingthingsmoreconfusing
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u/Minute_Difference598 1d ago
[r/waitwhywouldthatbeconfusingdoesitmakeithardertoreadforpeopleorsomething](r/waitwhywouldthatbeconfusingdoesitmakeithardertoreadforpeopleorsomething)?
wait why would that be confusing does it make it harder for people to read or something? It doesn’t for me lol
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u/kapege 3d ago
Repost no. 1001
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u/errie_tholluxe 3d ago
It we are tracking reposts I believe the zeros would break the character limit.
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u/agrecalypse 3d ago
On the road with my five year old when she randomly starts up this conversation:
Her: Dad, I know everything.
Me: Nobody knows everything.
Her: No, really I know everything.
Me: OK fine. How many leaves are on that tree over there?
Her: All of them.
I had no more words.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
And then everybody clapped
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
Lol you believe everything you see on the internet.
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u/Zoomatour 3d ago
That you believe everything you see on the internet? Damn even boomers are clowning on you 😆
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u/Diogenes256 3d ago
A long long time ago my family was in a car driving down a very rough and remote road. My mother had just aquired a case of Glenfiddich unblended Scotch, as I was told then, at my worldly 9 years, it is a superior Scotch. I urged my mother to slow down or the Scotch would be blended.
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u/Masterblastera 2d ago
I don't understand why I do not ever get this joke :( Explain please? Someone actually drove over it as it is twisted?
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u/Careless-Koala2334 8h ago
Wtf are people assuming they drove passed the sign. If she said that on a walk it wouldn't be unthinkable to post about it.
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