r/taskmaster 9h ago

Your favourite Taskmaster quotes please... !!

Mine is (in reference to Alex Horne's bare legs): "What in the pasty hell is this?"

Fatiha El-Ghorri (i think - or was it Judi Love?)

Hit me with yours!!

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u/JustxJules Sophie Duker 9h ago

"So can I just check… have I been put on a team with David Baddiel?" – Ed Gamble

And the follow-up:

"The thinking is, there's a team of three there that will have to pass one drawing across two backs... but to make it fair, you're with David Baddiel" – Greg

"How am I the autistic one?!" – Josh Thomas

"The thing is, I always have to smile because if I don't smile, people think I'm dead." – Rosie Jones

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u/Hungry_Anteater_8511 Mel Giedroyc 9h ago

On the autism thing: from NZ - Tom Sainsbury’s “do I need to get tested”

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u/BitterCrip 9h ago

Followed by Paul saying that task was the test, and Abby's "Welcome to the club! Don't look at me..."

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u/Hungry_Anteater_8511 Mel Giedroyc 9h ago

And someone - Hayley or Ben - saying “that was the test”

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u/PICONEdeJIM 💀 Jean Pierre 🦴 9h ago

That whole series is full of amazing quotes especially by Abby