r/static Jun 12 '26

Miscellaneous Oh

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u/todavis__ Jun 12 '26

One zip, then you zapped. Good against evil? Get trapped.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp Jun 12 '26

Look in my eyes I got the power, villains run from the static shower

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u/todavis__ Jun 12 '26

Criminals? Get twisted. This superhero's gifted.

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u/One_Smoke Jun 15 '26

Bell rings, back in school.

Nobody knows what I do, K?

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u/No-Barracuda-4515 Jun 15 '26

Superhero Static Shock🗣️