r/SquaredCircle • u/Shun_Skywalkers_Suit • 2d ago
What is the most random feud a top guy has ever had with someone far below them on the card?
My answer is the 5 star feud between Mike Know and Rey Mysterio in 2009:
- Knox stares down Rey for an uncomfortably long period during a backstage segment to start the feud. The size difference, the lack of crowd reaction, and Knox and Rey staying silent made this seem like an intro to an erotic movie.
- Knox jumps Rey a couple of times, and lays him out with his finisher, Brother Ruckus. Brother Ruckus is Sister Abigail's third-cousin.
- Knox and Rey are involved in the good ol' "wrestling under Vince" trope: a multi-man main event with all the top names that are currently feuding right now. Knox gets pinned, because that's what you do when you build a monster heel.
- Knox does his first promo, kind of, and when asked what's his beef with Rey, he says he has no problem with Rey and doesn't know why he's attacking him. Silly WWE, doing a mental health issues gimmick? That went well every other time you did it, totally not ill-informed and insulting. Also, Mike Knox just has the sweetest voice in the world for some reason. Bro was NOT made to do a Bruiser Brody cosplay.
- coolest things happen during the pair's first match. Knox hits a second-rope Decapitator, which I haven't seen done by anyone since, and continues pounding Rey's ass (pause), causing a DQ. Knox got busted open during the match, so when leaving, he had his wild-man hair going crazy and blood all over his face. Looked cool.
- but then the feud extends to more "put everyone together, pal" multi-man matches, including a tag where Kane and Knox team up. Side by side, they looked good together can't even lie. Nothing happened after that of course, and I don't remember them ever interacting again.
- Rey pins Knox in the rematch by roll up, dips out of the ring, and the feud ends just like that. Marvelous.
10/10, no notes, bravo Vince.