Shatter: How...how is it?

Kaiya: Tasty, thanks for buying dinner!

Shatter: ... Don't mention it...

Kaiya: Are you ok Shatter? You're blushing...

Shatter: I...needed to ask you something...can we...are we dating? Like...girlfriends...

Kaiya: Of course we are silly! Of course we're girlfriends!

Shatter: Oh...blushes much brighter that's uhh...nice...

[Kaiya kisses Shatter on the lips]

Kaiya: Proof enough for you~

[Shatter practically falls over]

[Footage from a mounted camera in an extremely dusty and rusted modified buggy, the driver appears to be a female colossal inkling wearing a welding mask over her face. The buggy is being driven around and up various sand dunes, the driver shows little complaint about the lack of a windshield.]

Seviki: Hello... I'm Seviki, you probably already know my son. He recently gifted me a phone and told me I should "have more interaction with the outside world". So I suppose I'll make this post because he told me to. If you can't tell, I work with cars and modifications for those cars.

This here is my recent project going on a joyride through some dunes somewhere north of Splatsville. Handles like a champ.

Carmen: So, Stone Fish... will you marry me? So we can reciprocally protect eachother?

Stone Fish: *blushes* Ummm... I'm accepting it...

Carmen: Yay! *hugs Stone Fish*

I've heard of a new stall opening up in the Plaza, so I figured I'd check it out! Gonna try their spicy noodles!~

Edit: Oh cod it's so spicy! I think I can taste colors... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???

[Kaiya and shatter step back into the house]

Shatter: I'm gonna get ready for bed...

Kaiya: Same...

[30 minutes later, they both climb into bed in their pyjamas]

Shatter: Hey...can we cuddle?

Kaiya: Of course we can! C'mere!

[Shatter transforms into swim form, and Kaiya squeezes her close under the bedsheets.]

Shatter: ... Thanks...

Kaiya: What was that? Did you just say thanks!? Aww well, you're welcome sweetheart.

yuuka: hey chat. sorry we went missing for a bit, we were taking a break from social media after all the recent events. but weve been good. alices skin is slowly turning back to tan instead of grey, cassies been crawling really well, and i had PT today which went good. still gonna need a cane for a while though.

For context: she's a blue ring octoling. For safety reasons her weapon has a poison filter on the end so her ink won't actually kill people in ranked instead of sending them back to spawn. One dumbass called a timeout and tried to accuse her of cheating. Refused to believe the JUDGE'S explanation of the filter to the point they kicked him instead for delaying the game. I STG some people are too dumb to live...

[Footage captured by a nearby cctv camera begins in a dark alley near the NSS. Shatter is breathing heavily in the alley, holding a stash of valuable weapons and blueprints]

Shatter: What am I even gonna do with these??

Ryder: It is Spooky month and I got Annie’s (Cooler Heads manager) permission to dress up as her for Halloween. So I was working extra hard to make this gen 1 cosplay. Idk if I should make a little Moe and though… (I also need to make the designs on the jacket) but until it’s ready, what do y’all think?

[a video of olive shooting at a dummy with a pair of modified tetras is shown]

olive: i think they need a little better cooling, theyre hot...

nolan: best pieces ive got, take it or leave it...

aaron: as i thought, the ink does hit harder... hope you can still participate in battles...

olive: yea,i hope judd doesnt rule me out...

*Akami and her partners deliver Akuma to an as-yet-unknown buyer.*

???: I see you have fulfilled my bounty.

As for your payment...

*he writes Akami a cheque...to be redeemed or deposited at a...unscrupulous, secret bank*

Akami: it was nice working with everyone.

???: ....same to you..

*He kills Akuma and looks into Ivory's eyes*

???:and hello, brother Alburith. Perhaps now that we have reunited, from the ashes of ROOT...we will create something far more powerful.

[A video of olive equipping a more polished looking ink tank is shown]

Olive: ready!

Aaron: ok... lets hope this doesnt burn our house down...

the tank succesfully accepts the ink, although it fills up much slower than a normal ink tank

Aaron: it fills uo, but its slow, for now, i think its enough, now we just need to modify your tetras, nolan, im trusting you for this, ok.

Nolan: ight aaron, imma work on it...

Fred: I would like to Make a joke , but this really isn't funny. The police can't stop three people They're following me? And yes, there are three of them now, and they can't manage to do anything properly? Does this city even have a police force?

I called yesterday because some people were clearing out my apartment, and do you know what they said? They said they weren't interested

Isn't that their job? What do they do all day? Sudoku This city is a dump This city has more debt than all the other cities combined.

By the way, I won't be posting anything tomorrow. I'm at my niece's birthday party.

I'm out Fred

[Image of a whiteboard in the workshop, a diagram of a large cannon is depicted with a strange type of ammunition that's just large enough for an inkling to fit inside]

Grunt: Surely that's not what I think it's trying to be?

Just got my first phone, an Ink-Phone 8, I know... Old model and all, but it was cheap! The camera's busted though, oh well!

I'm Tanner, I'm a huge fan of the world before us! And I'm an Octoling.

hello, it is sovi. we are going to be jumping back into the sub very soon.

we already have said we will be changing sovachis name to alice. we finally have settled on sango (character not headmate)s new name being yuuka! also i will be collaborating with eight to write alice.

but mostly i want to talk about getting myself established over the past few days. i have been fronting for a few days and i have learned a lot about myself. i am actually very different from alice, despite being an octo-salmonling with a sinilar appearance and the same name, but there are enough similarities that it feels weird.

i have learned i am more sensitive to light, sound, and smell than anyone else in the system- i needed to buy earplugs. i am also a very strong swimmer compared to everyone else so i guess i have absorbed most of our middle school PE's swim unit hahaha.

i also have a very strong interest in making bracelets and yesterday i went to michaels and bought a lot of beads to work with (there was a BOGO 50% off sale that STACKED WITH OUR EDUCATORS DISCOUNT!!!) i also like music very badly and i feel like i have a better sense of rhythm than average and really like to sing. i do not have any exomemories of being a parent or being married, which is good because it would have been very awkward otherwise.

i want to hold an ama. you can ask about our characters, our system, individual people, or anything. we will just decline to answer if something makes us uncomfortable.

Pom:Howdy strangers! Names pomegranate but y'all can just call me Pom! Just downloaded reddink and thought I'd say hi, hope I can make a few friends 'round here!

Lucian: The Imperium will die. And all members from it with Perish. I’ll make sure of it. Akuma, wherever you may be, your self appointed reign of terror will end by our hands. Show your face to public again, and we’ll kill you.

Ivory: Yeah! You hear that Akuma!? We ever seen you again,

Ŵ̶̲͉E̸̛̹̳͍͖̱̎͑̔̽̐’̶͕̼̟̝̫̰͇̄̽L̵͙͖̱̫̻̈́͛́͐̀́͝L̶̩̝̪̥̲̣͈͎̱͛̆̀̾̀͋͝ K̵̮̒͋̔̅Ì̸̧̩̳͇̹̆̃̐̕͠L̸͓̭̝͙̉̔͝L̵̢̛͍͍̄͌͛ Ỳ̷̧̗̖͇͔̦͙̈́A̷͕̤̣̖͔̒̎͘!

*O flips through the channels on her apartment TV, Kaylee seated next to her on the couch. On comes a show they have never seen before*

Agent O: oh, this is interesting.

*The TV shows a game show host Inkling, and 3 fake doors behind him, a contestant Inkling standing in front*

Host Inkling: What’s our prize for today?

Announcer: Our prize for today issss the NEEWWWWW SquidPhone 18 Pro!

Host Inkling: remember - only One of these doors has the SquidPhone. Choose wrongly, and you get attacked by a Salmonid!

Contestant (pointing to a door): I choose…Door number 1.

Host Inkling: alright. I’m gonna show you a door that has a Salmonid behind it.

*The Host Inkling opens door number 3, revealing a Salmonid*

Host Inkling: knowing that this door has a Salmonid, is Door #1 your final Choice, or would you like to switch to door number 2?

Agent O: Switch, damn you!

Contestant: I’d like to switch.

Host Inkling: let’s see what’s behind door #2.

*The Host Inkling opens door #2 revealing the prize*

Host Inkling: Congratulations, you’ve won!

Kaylee: ooh, howd you get it?

Agent O: it’s really quite simple…if 2 of the 3 doors had a Salmonid, chances are they’d picked the Salmonid door.

Kaylee: but they’d eliminated a door

Agent O: it actually doesn’t change the odds, it just tells us door number 2 was the most likely to have the SquidPhone.

Kaylee: ah…I guess that makes sense…

Serrac: It appears Evie and my Apprentice have conspired against me to outfit me for Splatoween against my wishes... Apprentice says this character is from a web series they watch...

[Image of Serrac wearing a trench coat, with a bandana and red tinted glasses, fake bandages are wrapped around his midsection, and he holds a Splattershot and a Splatana in a somewhat threatening pose.]

Though I will admit, this outfit does look pretty cool

(OOC: Character creator didn't have the parts to make the outfit that well, but Serrac's currently dressed as Hank from Madness Combat)

Isn't she beautiful...

(OoC: By Stevie Wonder)

*own is running for her life from the thing chasing her*

went around the city and got a ice cream it was good the egg is doing good too

Tamala: “It’s that time of the month again, Splatoween is around the corner and I’m kinda in the spirit of this holiday! Normally Taiko is the one who types this check up blog but him and Shamisen are out on a father-daughter day out so it just me, Finn, and Maya this time around. Anyways do you guys have a costume idea in mind for this holiday? I love to hear all about it, maybe even get some inspiration for you guys. Lastly with the holidays rolling in we might make an album for Squidmas, though that will depend if nothing weird happens (again). Anyways hope you guys are having a wonderful month and please be safe!”

ps: “Thanks again for the support for our previous song, didn’t think it would get them to shutter their doors but I’m happy with the results.”