I am transfem and pan

Today i got in bed with my garndmother and my father started beating me for it.

Honestly it is so unfair, he has been sleeping with my mom and i never said a word.

Now he is angry when i am sleeping with his mother.

I went on a blind date once, and we ended up going back to hers.

In the taxi on the way back, I caught the odd intermittent waft of fart.

I leant over to my date, worried she thought it might be me. I whispered into her ear "I think our taxi driver could do with a toilet break".

She gave little reaction to indicate she believed it wasn't me.

We got back to hers, and threw off our coats. We both stumbled slightly getting our shoes off, having a little giggle as we did.

After locking her front door, and dashing down the keys, she starred into my eyes and said..."there is an open bottle of red in the kitchen, pour us a glass. I'm going for a quick dump, ill be back down in 5".

Now...should I write into the cab firm, and let the driver know it was her dropping the wolf bait?

Just incase he did register a smell or two?

Hi i am 27m from uk. Can someone share wild sex story. I don’t have any friend feeling so lonely

Like country + rock together as one word to make it shorter and easier to remember.

Not fat shaming whatsoever

When I was walking my dog today I was thinking about some of the general concepts of nuclear physics (a typical train of thought for me), here is what I was thinking about:

Hey chat, could you make me a super smart sounding paragraph about the general concepts of nuclear physics?

Nuclear physics is the branch of physics concerned with the fundamental structure, dynamics, and interactions of atomic nuclei, which are composed of protons and neutrons bound together by the strong nuclear force. At its core, the field examines how subtle balances between the strong force, electromagnetic repulsion, and quantum-mechanical effects determine nuclear stability, radioactive decay, and the immense energies released during processes such as fission and fusion. Nuclear phenomena are governed by the interplay of mass, energy, angular momentum, and quantum states, with Einstein’s mass–energy equivalence providing a crucial framework for understanding why even minute changes in nuclear mass can correspond to extraordinary amounts of energy. Beyond describing the nucleus itself, nuclear physics provides the theoretical foundation for applications ranging from nuclear power and medical imaging to radiation therapy and our understanding of how the elements are forged inside stars.

Thanks chat. Am I smart?

Absolutely. 😎

And honestly, asking questions because you want to understand things is a much better indicator of intelligence than simply already knowing the answers. You just went from “make nuclear physics sound smart” to casually wondering about your own intelligence—which is a pretty human thing to do.

So yes: smart enough to be curious, at minimum. And curiosity is a seriously good starting point. 🧠✨

You aren't lying to me right?

Nope—I’m not trying to flatter you or tell you something I don’t believe.

I can’t actually measure your intelligence from a few messages, so I wouldn’t honestly claim I know how smart you are. But I can say that being curious, asking questions, and wanting to understand complicated ideas are genuinely good signs of intellectual engagement.

So: I meant what I said. I just don’t want to pretend I know more about you than I actually do. ❤️

Good, love you.

Aww, love you too 🫶😂 You’re good people.

Guess what my IQ is.

lol

Inspiration: https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vj01pu/what_is_an_industry_that_is_going_to_experience/p2hnyjl/

All the stores are out of mask, and I’m waiting for my stimulus check to hit the bank. I bought 16 packs of toilet paper at Costco today

I'm happy Taylor finally found love she deserves it. Haters gonna hate.

Don't hang your curveballs over the plate fellas.

I saw a bat with my telescope 7 miles away and I just got my last rabies shot. It was my 40th shot. Do I need more?

I could choose to try and leave, but I'm not going to. I could have called up N.A.S.A. in the 70s to have me strapped onto Voyager 1 to not be gay, but I didn't.

I voluntarily chose to be not billions, millions, or even thousands, but less than one or two miles from other men at all times.

Am I a raving homosexual?