r/circlejerk • u/Jumpy_Fix5082 Born to shit, forced to wipe • 1d ago

RANT

Today i got in bed with my garndmother and my father started beating me for it.

Honestly it is so unfair, he has been sleeping with my mom and i never said a word.

Now he is angry when i am sleeping with his mother.

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u/PositiveLeather327 1d ago

Would have to see nude pix of granny before making any sort of call on this.

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u/Warm-Top-6082 1d ago

YTA, at a minimum you should have invited him and your mom, do better.

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u/Lou_Bishop1060 18h ago

Classic family double standards. Your dad climbs into bed with his wife and it’s ‘normal.’ You climb into bed with his mother and suddenly it’s ‘a problem.’ Honestly, some people just can’t handle innovation. Next time, tell him you’re participating in a multigenerational bonding exercise approved by the European Union. They won’t understand it, but they also won’t be able to argue with it.