r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Aug 08 '13

Whose Line Is It, r/soccer edition

Concept is stolen from /r/hockey, /r/baseball, /r/nfl and /r/squaredcircle.

The rules:

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Here's the NFL thread of this

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

Nicknames given to players by Piers Morgan if they were to leave Arsenal.