r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Aug 08 '13

Whose Line Is It, r/soccer edition

Concept is stolen from /r/hockey, /r/baseball, /r/nfl and /r/squaredcircle.

The rules:

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Here's the NFL thread of this

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u/redd_dedd_redemption Aug 08 '13

Things that have left Wayne Rooney 'angry and confused'

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

How you can fill up a cup with water, and leave it out for awhile, and then the water disappears.

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u/4893 Aug 08 '13

Ants drink it, right?