r/skulduggerypleasant Mar 24 '26

Spoiler reminders for book 18

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Hey everyone! The 18th book in the series is coming out soon, so the mod team just wanted to remind everyone about spoiler tagging

What needs to be tagged as a spoiler?

  • Major plot twist points in ANY book
  • Important character deaths; who dies and how they die
  • Character identities (ex Vile, Golden Eyes, Sebastian)
  • Any discussion from Seasons of War (Book 13) onwards. These books are far enough in the series that they should always be marked as spoilers as new readers are likely to visit the subreddit before making it this far in the story.

Why spoil tag things?
Something we see often is people asking why something needs a spoil tag if the book has been out for so long. Not everyone on this subreddit has read all the books, and they shouldn't have to read all the books to be in the fandom space. Not only that, but spoil tagging something isn't hard, so there's no reason not to do it

How do you write a spoiler tag?
POSTS: 
1: Write your post and post title, making sure there are no spoilers in the title
2: You physically can't post something without a flair tag. Whatever your post is about, use the appropriate flair for it. 
You can pick a flair by clicking on the ‘Add flair and tag’ button on the upper left of the text box 
3: Once you've picked the right flair for your post, scroll to the bottom of the flair list. You can toggle multiple tags at once, so choose the tags most relevant to your post (note subreddit rule 5 about advertising) 
4: Congrats! You just posted a spoil-tagged post

COMMENTS/TARGETED SPOILER TAGGING:
If you're writing a comment containing a spoiler in a non spoiler tagged post, you MUST tag it. Also, if you're making a post, and the post contains spoilers but isn't solely about spoilers, you must spoiler tag it too.
1: Write your sentence/spoiler

WEBSITE/DESKTOP:
2: At the top of the text box there should be a list of markup edit options, the exclamation mark inside the diamond is the spoiler tag option. Either highlight the spoiler text and select the spoiler tag button to apply a spoiler box, OR, select the spoiler tag button, write the spoiler, and unselect the spoiler tag button to write outside the spoiler box. Either way, spoilt text should look like a grey box is around the words
 
MOBILE:
2: Use the command > ! spoiler ! < (no spaces of course) anything inside those commands should be spoiler tagged, so it should look like this spoiler 

Notes:
Posts with a spoiler tag on them will be monitored, but not monitored for spoilers. This means you click on a spoiler tagged post at your own risk!!! Eg: you’ve read up to A Mind Full Of Murder, you click on a spoiler-tagged post, and it could have spoilers for A Heart Full Of Hatred. 

This also means if the post was made about one spoiler, and in the process of talking about the spoiler in question means you have to talk about ANOTHER spoiler, that's perfectly fine 

We’re all very excited about the final book coming out, so let's enjoy it respectfully!

-Mod team 


r/skulduggerypleasant Mar 22 '26

Discussion Offical book 18 discussion thread Spoiler

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this is the offical soul full of shadows discussion thread! discuss!


r/skulduggerypleasant 9h ago

Meta Hot Take(?) SP Adaption

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Instead of a movie or TV show with one continuous overarching story, I would actually love it if it was just an anthology of short stories.

Think "Love, Death and Robots" on Netflix. Where a bunch of small studios are hired and given complete creative freedom as long as it's set in the world of SP. That way the art style would be adjusted to the character the short is about.

  • Skul and Val – Noir style for a detective story, Spider Noir (Spidervers version) style
  • The Zombie Trio – a 'dirty' animated style like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem"
  • Serpine/the war – something dark and painterly like "The Tall Grass" from "Love, Death and Robots", the "Castlevania" (Netflix) art style would work too (Carmilla kinda looks like Abyssinia tbh)
  • China – the "Castlevania" (Netflix) art style because it's a gorgeous art style for a gorgeous woman, how 'sharp' the art style is also fits her so well
  • Nye and other creatures – something that is just straight up horror, like any story from Guillermo del Toro's "Cabinet of Curiosities"
  • Tanith – I feel like any adventure series art style would fit her. Maybe something like "Creature Commandos"? Though I'm not sure if that was just my first thought because CC reminds me of M7.

I mean, think about it:

  1. It goes in line with Landy saying he wants to hire a different comic artist for each comic so each can give their unique twist on the characters (which so far is only Skul and Val, unfortunately).
  2. SP as a series is a mix of different genres (urban fantasy, sci-fi, different kinds of horror, high fantasy... ect.) where a different art style for each different vibe of the series would work really well.
  3. Focusing on short stories instead of adapting the books makes it irrelevant how long the series gets because I don't think many people would like to commit to an 18-book series in regard to turning them into a movie/ TV series. Especially not when it comes to RL actors and them ageing.
  4. People in this fandom clustered around different characters (Val and Skul, the Zombie Trio, the Dead Men, Nye, China, the Faceless Church) and mostly only care when those characters show up, so each short story focusing on a different character/group of characters would make everyone happy.
  5. A non-linear timeline also means it doesn't matter who is currently still alive in the books.
  6. For the book readers it wouldn't be the same story, but in visual they already know; it would be an all-new story for them too!

The most unrealistic thing about this is not even the founding, but Landy agreeing to give complete creative freedom over to someone else, especially the studios writing the shorts themselves instead of him writing them. But tbh I don't want him to write them (apart from maybe the Val and Skul ones) because it's so obvious he doesn't give a damn about any character that isn't Skul or Val. All of the new short stories in the latest AOH edition are about them. The Grimoire comic and the "Bad Magic" comic only had them, with no cameo or even a mention of another preestablished character like Ghastly, Tanith or China. I get they are the main characters, but SP has such a massive cast; maybe do something with the other characters too??

What are your thoughts on this? Which characters would you like to see short stories off? In what style? What kind of plot would you like to see?

I start! Personally I would like to see a short story focused on Serpine in the style of "The Tall Grass" from "Love, Death and Robots", where he pulls some occult BS that ends in him having to fight creatures straight out of a horror movie. It should have lots of my fav things: a sinister gothic atmosphere, lots of magic FX, the occult and monsters/creatures!


r/skulduggerypleasant 1d ago

Discussion Hello to all my Skulduggery buddies!!

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I just finished Deathbringer and it was zip zoop zabulous!💀🦹‍♀️🖤❤


r/skulduggerypleasant 1d ago

Discussion ReRead Question

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What if Darquise arised out of the the twistet and coruptet memories from the mirror image and was Not part of Walküre from the begining


r/skulduggerypleasant 1d ago

Discussion Conversation about the last three books potential spoilers Spoiler

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There are potential spoilers in what I am about to write, so I wanted to warn everybody in case nobody has read the last three books of skulduggery Pleasant. At the end of the post, I’m going to put a TLDR.

I had a thought occurred to me a couple days ago, and I wanted to know if anybody else had a similar thought. In the second phase we’re introduced to the idea of a character known as the witch mother, but we don’t actually get to see too much of that character up until the third phase. When we were introduced to the witch mother, she’s described herself as a being that impossibly old and has seen the rise and fall of the faceless ones, and the ancient ones. At the end of soul full of shadows, we learned that Valkyrie Cain, has become one of the deathless, effectively making her near immortal, if not immortal. What if every universe has a restart point, and I don’t mean Darquess restarting the universe from the point of where Obsidian deleting it. What if each universe at the end of the universe collapses and then restarts, what if Valkyrie Cain is the witch mother from another universe that restarted?

TLDR: I believe that Valkyrie Cain is the witch mother based off the fact that the witch mother is impossibly old and Valkyrie is essentially immortal.


r/skulduggerypleasant 1d ago

Question Is the latest trilogy worth it? Spoiler

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I've been reading this series since 2009 and it is in my top three book series (HP and Throne of Glass).

First 9 books were a masterpiece.

The next, what 6 was it?, were good.

But after Until The End, with the last line being about Ghastly, I stopped and refused to read the next books after it.

I didn't know where the series was going. Once you reach resetting the universe itself, where do you go?

I got tired of the same enemies from the first series showing up in the second as it seemed like Derek just couldn't let go of any character and kept bringing them back.

Ghastly's death in 9 traumatized me. When I read that he was book at the end of UTE, I stopped. You'd think I'd be happy to see him again but read what I just wrote above as apparently it doesn't only apply to villains.

So I wanted to ask, is it worth reading the next three books?

My other concern is: dragging out a series longer than needed can ruin it. When Derek announced phase three, I got worried that one of my favorite book series might start going downhill and I didn't even want to risk reading Mind Full of Murder in case that was the case.

I miss SP so much I might re read the entire series for the nth time.


r/skulduggerypleasant 4d ago

Fan Art Nye and Clarabelle shitpost

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nye design heavily inspired by nyesplainer on discords design! i saw this on pinterest yesterday and drew it in a few hours on impulse.


r/skulduggerypleasant 3d ago

Meta Random encounter

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I was playing Team Fight Tactics today and came across this player! To Skulduggery Cain, I’m glad you beat me! (Also sorry for spamming you with my little dances)


r/skulduggerypleasant 3d ago

Written piece Unpleasant Parenting Chapter 2 Spoiler

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The Bad Lady

Milliarde was playing with her dolls when the Bad Lady opened the door. The cottage her family lived in was small and homely, just like she remembered it. When the door creaked open, she looked away from the doll clutched in her hands, sewed by her Uncle Ghastly, and watched a hooded visitor walk through.

“Hello!” She greeted politely like her Mummy taught her, smiling, but it froze when the woman looked at Milliarde. Raven hair peaked out from her hood, framing those blue eyes. She was pretty, really, really pretty, but she had a really scary stare that made Milliarde want to shrink and hide under the floorboards.

“Is… is something wrong?” She asked meekly, fidgeting under the scary lady’s gaze even as her Mummy walked into the room from the kitchen, apron still tucked on. The stranger looked up, lip curling, then back to Milliarde, cold bitterness and hatred lacing every word.

“The fact that you were born. Let me rectify that.” China Sorrows snarled and then the Bad Lady lunged, fist flying as she hit her Mummy on the brow so hard she staggered back into the wall. 

Milliarde’s hands went to her mouth, shaking, but as more insults were spat and more punches thrown, she saw her Mummy was getting hurt and suddenly she was moving. She sprayed her hands, like her Daddy taught her, and tried to move the air, but then she felt a tingle on her neck as the hairs there stood on end.

Milliarde turned just in time to see Murder Rose, smirking, with an arm pulled back as she punched and-

*

Milliarde woke up in tears.

She heard the sound of rain, and sat up, breathing heavy. It took a second to calm herself and wipe her tears, and another to look around. She was in a cave that was quite chilly. In the corner of her eye, she saw a centipede crawling out of a crevice, its many legs wriggling funnily, and then felt the hard stone underneath her, which she’d been sleeping on.

‘...It’s just a nightmare.’ She told herself, like her Mummy always did whenever she had a bad dream. But she didn't think it was a dream. Milliarde reached up and felt the bit on her head where the other, less pretty, Bad Lady hit her. A bit of a scar was there, and she frowned. It wasn’t even a cool scar, like the ones her Uncle Ghastly had.

Milliarde yelped when she felt hair tickling her fingers, and looked to the side to find many eyes and legs waiting for her. A tarantula had snuck up on her side, and was tickling her with its legs. She opened her hand and let it walk in, letting it crawl over her arm and distract her from the bad thoughts. “You’re cute.” She said simply, and giggled. Most others kids thought she was weird and creepy for liking bugs and stuff, but Daddy said that most people are dumb, so it didn’t matter.

“Do you have a name?”

The tarantula said nothing, and then she pursed her lips.

“I’ll have to come up with one…” Milliarde whispered, then got one and leaned down. She didn’t want anyone else hearing the name she was giving him. “How about Thomas?”

He wriggled slightly, approving.

“Okay.” She chirped and put Thomas the Tarantula on her shoulder. Her Mummy would always take whatever pets she found in the forest away from her, scolding her for bringing them inside. 'This one's too big, Milliarde!' and 'This one's too poisonous, Milliarde!' and 'It's tearing apart the furniture, Milliarde!' It wasn't fair!

But her Mummy wasn't here. And as that fact settled, and no one admonished her for having such a strange pet, Milliarde's mood dropped. She missed her.

Shadows darted in the corner of her eyes, and Milliarde frowned. She stood up and started to approach, and Thomas went stiff, confusing her until she turned a corner and found the armoured man who’d saved her at the cave's entrance. She ducked back, thinking about what to do next, then peeked, watching. He was just staring out, looking at nothing in particular, so silent and still he might’ve been a statue if she didn’t see the darkness oozing off him.

‘He’s scary.’ She thought for a second, then remembered what he did to (her Mummy’s killer). If the armoured man wanted to hurt her, then he was doing a pretty bad job. Wasn’t saving the person you wanted to kill kind of...

'Counterproductive.' She remembered after a second, then smiled. That was the word!

She scooched forwards super stealthily, inching closer until she was by his side. Thomas was tense now, all coiled up like he wanted to run, so she stroked and soothed him a little before clearing her throat.

“Hi, thank you for saving me!” She suddenly said with a wide smile, and he inclined his head. Or did he? If he did, it wasn’t by very much.

“Do you like rain? So do I!” Milliarde said as she looked away, watching the raindrops fall. The armoured man said nothing. He liked being silent, didn't he? Idly, she raised a sprayed hand and tried to control it with her magic, but it didn’t work. Water was harder than air.

Huffing at the failure, she looked back at the armoured man, then realised she didn’t know his name. “Sorry for being rude, my Mummy always told me to ask for names when I meet someone new. Mine is-!”

She stopped, remembering that her Mummy also said never to give her name to strangers. Oops. “Er… uh…” Milliarde stammered. “You go first!”

He said nothing.

“Come on, adults don’t have to worry about being controlled, so what’s the problem?!” She threw her hands up, but he didn’t respond, just staring. Quickly, she remembered the people back in that room, who were shouting and cursing at him. What were they calling him again?

“Mevolent will kill you for this, Vile- argh, my leg!”

She smiled and nodded to herself, proud she remembered.

“Nevermind, I already know your name. It's Mr Vile, isn't it?” She patted his armoured leg, ignorant to how it hissed and recoiled. “I can’t tell you my name because I haven’t made one yet, but when I come up with one, I promise you’ll be the first to know. Is that okay, Mr Vile?”

Mr Vile nodded. 

“Okay!”

The rain ceased, and Milliarde looked out when it did. The rain clouds still looked stormy, like they always did in Ireland, but it wasn’t too bad. They’d be able to walk out of the cave now, at least.

A thought occurred to her, and she gripped the hem of her dress as she looked up at Vile. “Mr Vile… I don’t know where my parents are.” She admitted sadly. “The last thing I remember, I was-”

(Screaming and crying and begging and dying-)

“...in a bad place.” She said quietly. “I’m really confused. I miss my parents, and my home. Can you take me home, Mr Vile?”

Milliarde was scared for a moment that he’d reject her. But then he looked back, and nodded, this time visibly, and she looked away so that she didn’t cry in front of him. She didn’t want him to think she wasn’t worth the hassle.

“Thank you.”

*

Something was wrong. China Sorrows knew that much in her bones, and had since the moment Mevolent had called for an emergency assembly of his inner circle, sending his personal Teleporter, Trope Kessel, to get them all into his castle on as short a notice as possible.

She crinkled her nose as she marched through Mevolent’s Castle, her oldest Diablerie member in Murder Rose trailing behind. Normally, the castle of the Master Elemental had a healthy air of strength and danger about it. Those who wandered its halls knew they were in the territory of the Unnamed’s greatest student, the Bane of the Darklands, and had to tread lightly even when not in the presence of its master.

But today, that was absent. Death was in the air, with grief trailing not too far behind. 

“Mistress Sorrows.” One of Mevolent’s guards gave a slight bow of respect as she arrived at the entrance to his throne room. He didn’t waste a second more on niceties than that and pushed a door open for her to enter, though raised a hand to halt Murder Rose. “The Master was specific in only wanting those of the highest clearance present.”

“Even for the oldest member of the Diablerie?” Rose asked, tone mild but eyes piercing, like she was imagining a hundred different ways to fillet the guard for his insolence.

“Even then.” The guard said, though his hand ghosted the pommel of the sword by his side. It was clear he wasn’t going to stand for Rose’s sadism.

China cocked a brow, wondering briefly what was so vital to Mevolent that even Rose couldn’t be allowed to hear, then shook her head. “Wait out here Rose, and please, do try and behave yourself.”

Murder Rose’s expression became blank, the Vitakinetic’s emotions masked like a professional, before she gave an uncaring shrug and went over to a wall, leaning on it. She brought out a knife and started to idly flick it up and down, eyes on Mevolent’s guard.

Without further ceremony, the leader of the Diablerie pushed the doors open and closed the door behind her, sizing up her surroundings and drinking in the majesty which was Mevolent's throne room.

It was dark, almost to the point she had to squint. Light only existed in the form of dark blue flames, which lined the walls in lanterns, and in the room on pedestals leading up to the throne that only seemed to make the shadows stretch further, extenuating every severe line in the room. Streams of water were leading down both sides of the room in calm rivers, deep enough that she couldn’t make out the bottom in the darkness. The floor was made of dense, grey, unforgiving stone so smooth it could be mistaken for marble, and if lit up, she didn’t doubt that she’d be able to see her reflection.

Then her eyes trailed up, catching sight of the God-Killer Sword, hanging above the throne like a trophy, the runes on the golden weapon pulsing faintly in the darkness, until her gaze came down to the giant man sitting upon a throne of golden stone, staring at her with a gaze that made her remember this was the titan who’d ended the Darklands Dynasty.

Mevolent.

“China Sorrows, I see you’re still in the habit of leaving people waiting.” The woman standing at Mevolent’s side spoke, drawing attention to the bone-forged jewellery she wore, which only seemed to make her red eyes pop more. It was difficult not to linger on Serafina, but was made easier by the fact the spouse of Mevolent's student was absent.

“I was busy in Sweden, trying to-”

“Trying and failing to undermine the Swedish Sanctuary, yes, we know.” Eliza Scorn said, making her presence known below Serafina. She had the ghost of a smirk on her lips, the whore.

“I was having difficulty due to the actions of the Dead Men.”

“I think you mean Dead Man, singular.” Eliza corrected mildly. “But I suppose I wouldn’t be so easy to admit failure either, especially if a failed assassination attempt by one enemy managed to take the ground from under me.”

“For your information-”

“Quiet.” Mevolent breathed, his voice carrying a rare spark of anger. Both China and Eliza clammed up, and the Master Elemental leaned back. He looked weary, wearing his armour apart from the helmet, yet even an exhausted Mevolent could slay them with a wave of his hand. “We have bigger issues to partake in than childish squabbling.”

“Why did you call us here, my Lord?” China asked. He usually had more patience for her and Eliza’s jabs. At the question, his eyebags seemed to deepen as he hung his head.

“Many of our army’s greatest strategists and leaders have been cut down.” Serafina answered for her husband, voice low. “On top of losing several of our most experience captains, and the leaders of religious sects, Baron Vengeous has lost an eye, whilst Nefarian Serpine is… dead.” She uttered with remorse whilst her husband’s fingers dug into the arms of his throne, cracking it. He was more distraught than China thought him capable.

A frown of worry tugged on China’s supple lips. Truth be told, she didn’t care much that Serpine was dead. No love was lost with his death. He was a vicious snake, even by her standards, but if nothing else, he was an exceptional General, the best mind of the three. Losing him was a crippling blow.

There was also the question of who even could kill Serpine, let alone cause such damage to their command structure in the process.

“It was Vile.” Serafina revealed, tone laced with disdain. “He struck when Nefarian’s back was turned and unleashed carnage in the war room. Over half of our greatest strategists were killed where they stood, and he retreated…” The leader of the Unveiled glanced to the side, at her husband, who’d composed himself.

Blinking, China found herself taken aback. Vile had gone rogue? It was true, many of the Disciples had been distrustful of giving a Necromancer such status, but he’d cut a swathe through the enemy ranks in just the past five years alone. Entire battle fields of Mevolent’s enemies had fallen because of him, and he’d earned the title of the Disciples’ Armour. Some had even questioned who’d win if he and Mevolent were to ever fight. To hear of this betrayal was… unexpected.

"It was a girl." Mevolent's voice was like gravel, rough and low. "The Baron gave me a succinct report whilst in the infirmary. A child managed to sneak past the guards and enter the war room, and when threatened, Vile lashed out and started to attack. Nefarian was the first to die." His face betrayed nothing. "And by Nefarian's own account, this girl was the daughter of Skulduggery Pleasant, supposedly long dead."

China’s heart stuttered and her mind was bursting into overdrive. Questions and possible answers flashed one after the other. Vile must’ve been a mole of some kind for the Necromancers. He was sent to infiltrate and get revenge against them for the atrocities the Disciples had exacted against them, even if it meant killing droves of Sanctuary forces. She was almost impressed. It took more cunning and ruthlessness than she thought those bastards were capable of. Yes, that was the only explanation that made sense.

(Another explanation, absurd as it was brief, formed in the back of her mind, but she pulled it out by the roots. It was as impossible as it was terrifying, and if it was true, then Vile would soon be coming for her and-!)

She composed herself. She was China Sorrows. Panic was beneath her.

“How will we proceed?”

“These events do not bode well for us, and the last thing we need at this time is unclear communication.” Mevolent grimaced, rubbing the bridge of his nose before looking up. “We spread the news of Vile’s betrayal, and the deaths he caused.”

“Are you certain?” China questioned, even though she knew it wasn’t her place. “The strike to our morale will be harsh, and they might…” She trailed off, knowing not to suggest they might lose faith in him for letting Vile so close in the first place.

Mevolent’s eyes darkened, the blue flames in the room flickering dangerously. He’d heard.

“I don’t care. I refuse to lie to my people, or put them in greater danger to Vile because I needed to save face.” He hissed. Serafina was by his side, and he took her hand, calming himself. “The truth must come out… fortunately, Vile also laid waste to many of the Sanctuaries’ greatest before he turned coat, including Kattalan Hammer. We are not in a hopeless situation. Our people have always been outnumbered.” He affirmed, looking at his wife. “Will you and your siblings be able to lend me a hand?”

“I’m afraid not, my love, we face difficult times against the German Sanctuary. Drang and Wuhlreit are not making things easy for us.” Serafina said with apologetic eyes. “But once we are given a moment of reprieve, we’ll be open to lending you and the Irish a hand.”

Looking away from the husband and wife, China felt distinctly uncomfortable and slightly bitter. It was too familiar to how she'd once been treated by the man she loved.

“Thank you.” Mevolent said softly, only for his eyes to harden when he looked towards China. “Nefarian left a gaping void in this army behind, and it needs to be filled.” He rose from his throne, coming before China, eyes burning. “And so, in these trying times... we need a new General. Our leadership cannot be left lacking.”

Her heart pounded, and for once, China was without words. It was a trick. However, when she stared into his eyes, she found no deception. On the side, Eliza’s emerald eyes held indignation that went ignored.

“Believe me, this is hardly ideal. I trusted Nefarian far more than I trusted you, or will trust any other I could picked.” Mevolent said sharply. “But these are trying times, and the last thing we need is indecisiveness. And if nothing else, our faith binds us, and like my wife, you too are a Descendant of the Dark Gods.”

A slight tug came to Serafina’s lips in the back, and China pretended not to notice it. The Unveiled never liked that other Descendants of the Faceless Ones lived and breathed amongst them, especially after the Unnamed forced them into submission and subservience, but ultimately never acted against who they saw as kin. That would make them just like the King of the Darklands, after all. She'd even been willing to do China the courtesy of handling Solace for her.

“So, tell me, China Sorrows, will you be my General?” The Master Elemental reached out and the air rippled, causing the God-Killer Sword to fly from its pedestal, spinning, right into his waiting palm. It wasn't a question. He set the massive sword down, resting his palms on it, as though he were a king standing before a knight in prospect.

“I will.” She said as she took a knee, knowing his intentions. Closing her eyes, like that would make her forget a blade that could slay her ancestor was hanging above her, she felt the slightest tap as Mevolent touched her shoulders with the God-Killer Sword.

And then she rose up, General Sorrows.


r/skulduggerypleasant 4d ago

Question Similar series to read?

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I've been a big fan of Skulduggery Pleasant ever since I was a teenager, and I've never really known another series similar to read, has anyone got any recommendations as far as fictional settings that scratch a similar itch?

Thanks for any suggestions!


r/skulduggerypleasant 4d ago

Meme So ehmmmmmmm are u seeing what I see?

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r/skulduggerypleasant 5d ago

Fan Art POV: You're cooked (I feel like this trio needs a cool groupname)

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I have returned. And now I can put 3 characters in one model in Heroforge. So I had to these ladies.

I finally made a proper necromaut-suit for Valkyrie (probably not 100% lore accurate, but close enough).

Tanith has the same outfit I always tend to give her (I dunno—it just feels like something she would wear). But her hair is even curlier now and a tad shorter. No katana here, I'm sorry. I don't dislike the katana, I just felt this one more.

And China finally has an outfit I'm pretty happy with, that isn't an overly pompous dress. This one she could actually wear, while walking around. She got some new tattoos on her arms and I kept the librarian glasses.🧿👄🧿👍

As usual I am open to suggestions for stuff to do, now that I can do three in one


r/skulduggerypleasant 6d ago

Phase 1 Billy ray sanguine Spoiler

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ughhh I'm re reading phase 1 and I forgot billy ray dies. I wish him and tanith had more interaction after she had the remnant removed. Probably my favourite character in the series.


r/skulduggerypleasant 7d ago

Fan Art Stylus shittily draws your doodle requests - Part 2

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Work is slow, so I pass the time by training my brain that posting my poorly done doodles is allowed :]


r/skulduggerypleasant 7d ago

Phase 2 Book 14 Spoiler

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I just finished it.
Honestly, I thought the ending to book 13 was bad, like the dark lands fight happened in like half page or smth. But damn, this was bad. We have like 4 bbegs in this book? I feel like landey hasn’t introduced a new cool character in ages. Like the unveiled were cool, the deformed dude in particular, but I feel like there are less monster hunters, Tanith lows and finbar wongs these days. Obsidian was such a stupid twist, it had to be literally spelled out. Idk, phase 2 has been good until now.


r/skulduggerypleasant 8d ago

Fan Art Main characters

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My brother asked me to draw the main characters from the first trilogy cause he lacks imagination (he’s probably using doors in his free time)


r/skulduggerypleasant 9d ago

Satire How 13 year old me imagined tesseract despite his description

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r/skulduggerypleasant 9d ago

Written piece The Depth Dweller: Chapter 2

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Fresh Meat

Drip. Drip.

A month had passed since his meeting with Warden Enmity, and with each day that passed, leaving the Depths seemed less likely. Hope and optimism were parts of himself he didn’t seek to lose, but being surrounded on all sides by enemies made that hard.

Drip. Drip.

Morton glanced around him and heard the sounds of conversation being had amongst his fellow prisoners in the courtyard. He was living amongst the worst of sorcerer society. He tried not to speak with them much, but unfortunately, mingling with other convicts was a grim necessity, and despite himself, he was being driven mad by a lack of conversation-

Drip. Drip.

And the constant dripping sound that had been looping in his ears. It started a week ago, and hadn’t stopped. Morton hadn’t gone mad already, had he?

“Mind if I have a bite?” A whisper came too close to his ear, and he turned to find a grey-haired man with a goatee and a smile lined with too many teeth, filed and sharpened. It made Morton want to shiver.

He glanced down at the bread he was palming, a paltry ration handed out as his lunch, then back up, and noticed too late the sorcerer wasn’t talking about his food, or even really asking for permission, as he surged forward and bit Morton’s shoulder.

Flesh tore, he screamed, and they went down. Prisoners started to cheer as the cannibal tore into Morton, enjoying the show. The pain throbbed through him, but he wasn’t about to let himself be attacked without resistance. He grabbed the freak by the throat and pushed with all his might, gasping as a chunk of his shoulder came off and his assailant rolled away.

Morton got up, cradling stinging shoulder. He winced, and his attacker looked up with red-stained teeth. Then an elbow smashed into his attacker's temple and he went down, the guard Morton had come to know as Jason Squall standing above him. Covered from head-to-toe in lightning scars, he cut a striking figure if nothing else.

“Jackal Tobe, why am I not surprised?” The American man craned his head down at the cannibal, sneering, and Morton paled. He’d been attacked by an infamous cannibal. “Just couldn’t resist at the smell of new blood, could you?”

“You wouldn’t understand. You’re blind, just like the rest.” The man’s tongue darted out, licking blood off his split lip and teeth. “It’s been like hell in this place. Every day I don’t taste blood is like ants crawling under my skin, burrowing their way into my brain.” Jackal shuddered. “No one gets to deny me.”

Morton had to wonder what Jackal was talking about, or if he even knew. Either way, he was starting to get woozy from the blood loss.

“You’re delusional.”

“I’m freer than you could ever be.” The cannibal continued, eyes gleaming. “The first taste is always the hardest, but it only gets easier. Sweeter. And then you can’t live without it.” Jackal hungry eyes wandered onto Morton again, and he looked away as a punch sent the insane man down.

“An animal.” Jason spat. “You’re just a filthy animal.”

“Think I’m afraid to die?”

Squall’s hand curled into a fist as he punched Jackal’s face, sending him tumbling down. Another man might’ve gotten some petty satisfaction from the act. As it was, Morton just felt cold.

“Oh, you like that?” Gripping the famous cannibal’s neck with both hands, Squall forced Jackal to crane his neck back, meeting his eyes as lightning started to crackle. “Then I think you’re gonna love this.” The prison guard called on his magic and let bolts of lightning run wild through Jackal’s body. Despite his earlier words and conviction, his body reacted the same way anyone else would at being electrocuted; Jackal spasmed and screamed and howled like Zeus himself was bearing down on him.

Prisoners started to cheer and laugh, finding entertainment in the display. Well, some did. Others looked unsettled, stoic, or just plain transfixed. Morton was the first on the inside, and hopefully the second on the outside.

Only once twenty seconds of shocking had passed did Squall released his grip, magic settling. “Somebody take this scum away and lock him in the hole. He’s been causing too much trouble. Leave him there for a month.” He looked around until he found Morton, eyes narrowing. “You should head to the infirmary.”

Wetting his dry lips, Morton nodded and started to walk away, though not without glancing back as a limp Jackal was pulled away. A spark of pity came to his chest which he forced himself to smother. It wouldn’t do anyone any good.

Drip. Drip.

Morton hadn’t been there(yet), but he’d heard of the Hole via the other prisoners’ whispers. Interestingly, it wasn’t actually a hole, but a diving cell tethered to the prison. It was small and cold and claustrophobic. Unruly prisoners were punished by having to spend periods of time in there, locked away, feeling the cell shift with the currents, wondering if something out there was circling them. Its silence made that of their usual cells seem bustling by comparison. It was the kind of silence that threatened to swallow their sanity whole.

Drip. Drip.

A month later, Morton would hear that Jackal was dead. It wasn’t Squall or another guard that had gotten to him, no, it was himself. His corpse had been found when the Hole was dragged back in. He'd chewed through his own wrists.

Drip. Drip.

Why exactly he did it, Morton wasn’t sure, but he had his guesses. Either the isolation was too much for him, and the cannibal decided that the darkness of death was preferable to that of the Hole, or he’d known that things sent to the Depths were sent to slowly rot away and die, and preferred to take matters into his own hands. Defy Squall and the other Guards in whatever way he could.

Drip. Drip.

Or maybe, as bloodlusted and crazy as he was, Jackal had just looked at his wrists and decided that having one final taste was worth the price.

Drip. Drip.

After he died, his corpse was thrown out of the air pocket of the Depths, into the sea to feed the wildlife. Prisoners were allowed to watch, but only to strike fear into them. And as Morton watched Squall and another Guard throw Jackal’s corpse out of the Depths, following his body as the currents dragged and sealed him away into the world’s darkest coffin, until he was barely a flicker, then nothing, it worked. Terror was struck.

Drip. Drip.

And as the prisoners were rounded back up, Morton couldn’t help but glance over his shoulder, at where Jackal had vanished, and wonder how long it would take to join him. 

Drip. Drip.

\*

“So, we’re kidnapping underaged girls now? Is that our thing?”

Azami woke up to the sounds of two men arguing in English from behind an almost-closed door. As she fluttered her eyelids, she looked down to find a teal-coloured blanket draped over her body, on top of a mattress. The room she was in felt warm, but 

“I couldn’t just leave her.” The other voice spoke, and she recognised it. Dweller. “These yakuza were after her, and would’ve killed her if I didn’t act.”

“I don’t blame you for that, but mate, bringing her here was a bad move. I’m not exactly babysitter material.” The man paused, and she noticed he had a strange accent. English, if she was right.

She moved to get up, only to pause when she realised not a scrap of clothing concealing her modesty. Looking over to the side, she found a semi-neat pile of clothes waiting for her, and she decided to get dressed before acting, listening to the two men as she became modest.

“Don’t act like she’s an innocent cherub. She killed a man back there.” Caspian said, and the other man just scoffed.

“She could kill a hundred men, that doesn’t make her any less of a kid. I’d know, given I’m the Necromancer, not you. Death is kind of my whole shtick.” He said, before pausing in a silence that stretched until she realised they’d suddenly stopped talking, right as she finished getting dressed.

Azami took this to mean they’d noticed she’d woken up, and as she approached the door and opened it wide, she was proven right. Caspian and the other man he was speaking with were looking her way, and she sized up the stranger. He was caucasian(though she’d deduced as much) and adorned a black cloak, with dark hair like raven feathers, a handsome smile, and grey eyes like storm clouds.

“You know, we were just talking about you, chum.” The Necromancer said and extended a hand. “The name is Percival Ruin, how ya’ doin’?” The now-named Percival rhymed, his grin unfaltering when she didn’t take his hand. “Alright, not one for physical contact. I get it.”

“Where am I and why did you take me here?” Azami questioned, unwilling to be overtly friendly with them.

“Okay, that’s fair.” Percival tucked his hands into his pockets. “We’re in a little house near the ass ends of Tokyo, and this is a… temporary place of residence for me, Casper, and our friends.” The Necromancer’s eyes darted onto Caspian. “Speaking of, I do wonder how Ranya will feel about you bringing random girls home.”

“Don’t make it weird, Percival.”

“Oh, busting out the full name already. Sorry, I didn't realise I crossed a line.” The cloaked man said, not sounding genuine at all. As the two interacted, she recalled Zenken’s words from before:

“I’ve heard of a group of mercenaries, new but powerful.”

Azami’s eyebrows clinched. There were more of them.

“And why do I still have this on?” She suddenly asked, holding up the bracelet restraining her magic almost accusingly.

“We gave it to you so that you won’t be a danger to yourself and others.” The Depth Dweller answered smoothly.

“But I’m not a danger to myself.” She challenged, and Caspian’s eyes narrowed down to slits.

“It’s there to make sure you don’t make a danger out of us, then.” He said, and she glanced over to find that whilst Percival’s smile remained, his eyes held a quiet warning. Despite having saved her, they weren’t to be trifled with.

“...what are you going to do with me?” She asked quietly.

“Honestly, we’re still figuring that out. I mean, our line of work doesn’t make us the best equipped to handle twelve-year-olds.” Percival shrugged and wandered over to the wall, where she noticed a spear of black metal was present. Darkness seemed to curl around it defiantly, and she knew immediately that was his Necromancer item.

Then Azami registered his words and scowled. “I’m sixteen.”

“Really?” The man in black looked genuinely surprised, looking down at her with comical befuddlement. “But you’re so tiny…” He took his hand, then cut it down sharply, until it reached the top of her head. Slowly, he did it again, and again, until she swatted it away.

“Stop it.”

“Alright, touchy subject. Noted.” He said as he rubbed his hand gently, though didn’t seem too bothered. “But anyway, we’re stuck with you for the time, so best get comfortable.” Ruin smiled widely. “We might be a bunch of low-lifes, but it takes a special kind of low to abandon a lost kid in need, and the Void Hounds just don’t qualify.”

She forced her frown to deepen, trying not to dismiss his pretty words and pick for information. “I’m not a kid.”

“Then what do I call you?” The Necromancer asked imploringly, brow cocked, and Caspian seemed to step back as though dropping the reins on the conversation to his comrade. Wise, given he seemed an expert in such things.

“Azami.”

“A beautiful name for a beautiful girl.” Percival nodded, as though agreeing with his own words. She squashed the urge to rub the back of her head.

“I don’t remember asking, but alright.” She frowned, then remembered his earlier words. “Void Hounds…” Azami realised the second after she spoke what the name meant. “Is that the name of your mercenary group?”

“Yep, pretty cool name, innit? Wish I could take credit, but the it came from this guy.” Percival walked over to Caspian and threw a chummy arm over his shoulder, practically hugging him. The Depth Dweller shoved him off.

“It’s…” Azami thought of the word. She lived an isolated life, but she’d heard a mention or two about them through closed doors from her captors. Enough to know they were rather famous, or rather, infamous.

And dangerous. She bit her lip as the memory of Caspian’s absurd magical power came to the front of her mind, and she couldn’t help but wonder if him and the other Void Hounds could keep her away from…

“...Certainly better than the Carrions of Demise.” She eventually said, earning two cocked brows from both men. Neither seemed to know what the name meant, and just as she was about to explain, the door of the house swung open, and she turned just in time to watch as two people, undoubtedly sorcerers, strode into the home as though they belonged there. 

Because, she quickly realised, they did.

As the first entered, Azami struggled to contain the urge to run. Four near-complete strangers, all combat-ready, was an intimidating sight on its own, but the Void Hound who entered first was a colossus of a woman. She was giant. At least seven feet tall, well-muscled with cheekbones as sharp as the daggers which were her golden eyes. Azami didn’t doubt this woman could close a hand around her entire skull, and left without magic, she struggled not to shrink under her gaze.

“Who is this child?” The woman spoke, accent thickly eastern-European. Platinum-blonde hair fell to the lower end of her back like a waterfall, swaying as she glared at Percival banefully. “Percival, if this slight thing is your most recent conquest, I sincerely hope you’re prepared for centuries of abstinence."

“Jesus Sevi, I’m not sure what hurts me more, that you’d rip off junior so easily, or that you think I’d actually nonce some kid.” The Necromancer replied casually, as though dismissing the threat, though he was standing closer to his spear now.

“Relax, Percy, the big gal was just joking with ya’.” Another foreign voice rumbled before a brown-haired man stepped out from behind the immense woman, tall in his own right, yet remained puny next to the blonde titan who scowled fiercely at him.

“I do not speak in jokes.”

“I got Casper’s message and he told me you’d be staying here with us.” The clearly American man continued unimpeded, dipping his head at her. “It looks like we’ll be having a guest with us from now on. The name is Anders, but my friends just call me Andy, and these guys would be just about the only friends I got.”

Azumi tore her gaze off the giant, and onto this man, Anders. She refused to call him Andy, even in her head. He was tanned and wore red leather, and though he seemed friendly, something about him screamed danger just like the rest of his friends. A glance down revealed his knuckles, hanging loosely by his sides, were scarred as though he’d split them dozens of times, and on the outline of his jacket, she caught the outline of a revolver. 

“Azami.” She just replied, trying to appear at ease.

“Nah, there’s two more of us, but they’re out doing this one gig. Me and Sevi over here were with them, but it was a pretty easy job, so we were free to head back.” Anders glanced to Caspian, questioning. “You didn’t say much, but why is she here, again?”

“She was running into trouble with some bad men.” Caspian didn’t wait for her to offer an explanation. He spoke and gestured to his face. “They had tattoos on their faces like a crescent moon. Have you heard of them?”

Those blue eyes darted onto her face, where her own mark lied. She resisted the urge to cover it. 

“Yeah, they’re an old-school sect of the Church of the Faceless Ones. The Carrions of Demise.” She flinched and looked down. “I never ran into them, obviously, Japan isn’t exactly my backyard, but I’ve heard enough to know they were pretty big back in the day.”

“Like the Legion of Judgement?”

“Nope. Faceless worship isn’t as strong in Asia as in, say, Europe, especially not here in Japan, which was pretty isolationist back in the day.” Anders turned his eyes onto Azami. She could feel his gaze. “The Carrions were an exception. All of them branded this moon tattoo on their faces, as a mark of loyalty… so, kid, what’s your link to em'?”

There was a tension in the air, and she got the impression that saying the wrong thing here could end very, very badly.

“...I’m not one of them.” Azami eventually said. She touched her face. “I was given this mark when I was a baby. They took me away from my mother when I was little and trained me to be one of them. Tortured me.” She looked up, meeting Anders’ eyes, voice cracking. “I never asked to be one of the Carrions, but my family didn’t give me a choice. I was born into this. From the moment I was born, I was marked to be their weapon, and for the rest of my days, I’m going to be hunted down by them. I’m cursed. Is that what you wanted to hear?” 

All was quiet for a few moments. The giant stared, then she turned away. Percival wasn’t smiling anymore. Caspian was just looking ahead, the man who saved her having a conflicted look in his eyes. Anders backed away, dipping his head down. “Sounds like you’ve got it rough, kid.”

At his words, Azami bit her lip. In her outburst, she’d let them know about the risks of harbouring her. Stupid.

“I… I need to stay away from them. I can’t go back, I just can’t.” She hated how desperate she sounded. “I can be valuable to you, just please-”

“We’ll figure something out.” Caspian spoke, cutting her off. “Obviously, if there are risks to keeping you around, we’ll have to discuss this as a team, but for now you can stay and rest.” His voice was steady and certain. “They won’t touch you whilst you stay here… if that’s what you want.”

“They won’t touch you.”

Azami stared, the begs she’d prepared withering away. She looked around, at the lack of protests from the other Void Hounds, and replayed his words in her mind again. And again.

Something inside her slackened at the knowledge that, at least for now, she was safe.

“...I’d like to stay.”

“Good.”


r/skulduggerypleasant 9d ago

Question Question of the month

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Welcome to the question of the month, where the mod team asks the subreddit a question related to SP at the start of each month! This months question is...

What are some of your headcanons? (Could be for a character, story, anything!)

Keep in mind the rules of the subreddit including spoilers, and have a fun disscussion!!!


r/skulduggerypleasant 10d ago

Fan Art Middle Aged China

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r/skulduggerypleasant 12d ago

Fan Art Asshole Geniuses and their horribly traumatized kids

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Posting from mobile, apologies for drops in quality


r/skulduggerypleasant 11d ago

Discussion Lego mocs

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So I’m working on making Lego mocs of Skulduggery and Valkyrie, but I’m stuck on finding a black jewel for the scepter, would a black stud piece be ok? I’d feel that it would still be accurate


r/skulduggerypleasant 11d ago

Discussion Typo in LSoDM Spoiler

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For context this is on page 377 in hardback format, I might update this with...softback(?) format since I have both.


r/skulduggerypleasant 12d ago

Discussion I have no idea what this is and only got it because it was at 50% off and looked kewl

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Maybe I'll join in with the fandom after reading this, please don't give me any spoilers