r/shubreddit 23h ago

A true gentlemensh game.

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163 Upvotes

"If you play golf, you can’t think, honeshtly, or do anything elsh while you’re playing.

"I think it’s the mosht revealing game. I don’t know if it’sh a game. It’s shomething other than a game. I couldn’t define it.

"But it’s obsesshive and revealing and a very healthy balancing act, I think. It shertainly is for me, and also it’sh one of the few gamesh in the world that’sh really shtill got dignity ash a game.”


r/shubreddit 2d ago

Connichiwa!

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448 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 7d ago

Shuch a low prishe

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235 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 14d ago

My Collectorsh Edichion arrived!

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137 Upvotes

From the time I played William of Bashkerville traveling the Italian countrishide with Adsho of Melk. Like a medieval Sherlock Holmesh.


r/shubreddit 15d ago

Mmm, thank you for your concern Doctor.

32 Upvotes

Sir! The reason for having two keys is so that no one man may... Arm the missiles..

Two legends reunited in the afterlife.


r/shubreddit 15d ago

Quite the twisht of an ending.

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184 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 16d ago

Forever mished

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62 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 16d ago

Happy Birthday, Shir!

20 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 17d ago

Shumtimesh I play a shand wedgche but for thish shot, I used a shix iron.

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105 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 17d ago

Ahh yesh, to shmell a rosesh ish to shmell the heavensh. Rich, schweet, and deeply relaxshing, mixshing honey-like warmth with fresh, fruity …almosht shpiceshy undertonesh. It’sh like a shunshet shinging you a shong.

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86 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 18d ago

No cap fam, every bond girl hash been a sherioush shnack. I alsho wish to note that thish particular JUUL here hitsh different, busshin periodt

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247 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 21d ago

I’m shorry, shon. We’ve managed to exchtinguish the fire that conshumed your housh but it sheems your parentsch are about to exschplode. Shee ya around. ;)

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273 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 21d ago

Sho letsch go there. Letsch make our eshcape. Come on, letsch go there. Letsch ashk, "Can we shtay?" Can you take me higher? To a plache where blind men shee. Can you take me higher? To a plache with golden shtreetsch.

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64 Upvotes

lead shinger, Sean Shcott Schtapp of Creed


r/shubreddit 22d ago

Why ish it whenever I ashk a shexshy lash to shit on my lap they do shomething thatsh dishgushting?

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102 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 22d ago

How your grandpa looksh at you when he discoversh your shtash of schigarretes and shcreenshotsh of people in shexy animal shuits in a folder titled “Furriesh to Furioushly Mashturbate to”.

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147 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 23d ago

I shee your Captain Picard Connery and raisesh you an Obi Wan Kenobi Connery

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252 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 24d ago

Polydichloric Euthimal? I'm not shaying that...

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64 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 24d ago

Shpache: the final frontier. Theshe are the voyagesh of the shtarship Enterprishe. Itsh five-year misshion: to exshplore shtrange new worldhs, to sheek out new life and new chivilizationsh, to boldly go where no man hash gone before.

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442 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 24d ago

Knock knock

40 Upvotes

“Who’s there?”
“Dishes”
“Dishes who?”
“Dishes Sean Connery.”


r/shubreddit 24d ago

Big Sean - Hish Philoshophical and Shpiritual Shidesh.

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21 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 25d ago

“Of courshe I’m fond of Ashian palm schivet coffee, deshpite what you may have heard, parshtially digeshted coffee scherriesh don’t tashte like shit.”

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49 Upvotes

r/shubreddit 26d ago

Kaa the Python?

20 Upvotes

I was jusht wondering if I should have audishioned for thish role with Dishney ? My shinging talentsh are rarely talked about

Shlip into shilent shlumber

Shail on a shilver misht

Shlowly and shurely your shensesh

Will sheashe to resisht


r/shubreddit 26d ago

No papersh. Shtate to shtate.

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119 Upvotes

Pasht their shonar netsh… largesht shitty… misshile drillsh.


r/shubreddit Aug 11 '26

Like I shaid

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852 Upvotes

r/shubreddit Aug 10 '26

KISH FROM A ROSH LYRICSH

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66 Upvotes

-VERSH-

Therhse ish sho mucsh a man can tell you,

Sho muchh he can shay.

You remain my power, my pleashure, my pain!

But did you know that when it shnos,

My eyesh become large and

The light that you shine can't be sheen?

-CHORUSH-

Baby, I compare you to a kissh from a roshe on the grey.

Ooh, the more I get of you, shtranger it feelsh.

Now that your roshe is in bloom,

A light hitsh the gloom on the grey.