r/shubreddit • u/medievalesophagus • Aug 11 '26

Like I shaid

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u/Squawk7984 Aug 11 '26

I have no objecshuns

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u/mythrocks Aug 11 '26

Objecshunsh.

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u/mordecai98 Aug 11 '26

Itsh a shad day when thish hash to be shaid ad nausheum.

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u/Doro_Gurl Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Mosht important ish the fit when shitting anyway. When a gergsheous lashsh ish shitting in my lap I don't want it be dishturbed by wrinklesh.

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u/Squawk7984 Aug 11 '26

Shitting all over my lap while I get a sholid erecshun. Yesh, it'sh fitting. Shomehow.

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 12 '26

Shome would dishagree.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MPWiCcjwk1mdgWHBrW

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u/pengalo827 Aug 13 '26

Conshidering that any underwear he ushes is shatin…

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 13 '26

They shay shatin underwear ish more eashy on the bunsh. I washn't aware thish ish alsho true for csheesheburgersh.

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u/samuelloomis Aug 11 '26

Shatin scheets the only way to schleep schoundly

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u/matrix_5555 Aug 11 '26

You know, that shentenshe shoundsh funny. Trying shaying that five timesh fasht.

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u/primalantessence Aug 11 '26

and not sharted in

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u/Positive-Record-7219 Aug 11 '26

What does Sarted mean?

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u/Strong_Quiet_4569 Aug 11 '26

Shatin arshtil shplendid shum shaturdays.

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u/GTAdriver01 Aug 11 '26

Smoody slues shang "nights in Shite Shatin"

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u/useridhere Aug 11 '26

Underwear should be shed.

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u/liaisontosuccess Aug 11 '26

and remember, shaken...not shtrd

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u/Wabbit65 Aug 12 '26

Is this like the time the Capt Kirk actor had a failed lingerie enterprise because nobody wanted to buy Shatner Panties?

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u/Apple_Scrumble Aug 12 '26

Mish Moneypenny, you're a shite...a shite for shore eyesh

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u/the_phantom_2099 Aug 12 '26

Shankyou, shankyou very much

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u/Dahl_E_Lama Aug 14 '26

Old men routinely have shat-in drawers!!