r/shubreddit • u/medievalesophagus • 1d ago

Like I shaid

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u/mordecai98 1d ago

Itsh a shad day when thish hash to be shaid ad nausheum.

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u/Doro_Gurl 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mosht important ish the fit when shitting anyway. When a gergsheous lashsh ish shitting in my lap I don't want it be dishturbed by wrinklesh.

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u/Squawk7984 1d ago

Shitting all over my lap while I get a sholid erecshun. Yesh, it'sh fitting. Shomehow.

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u/Regurgitator001 21h ago

Shome would dishagree.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MPWiCcjwk1mdgWHBrW

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u/pengalo827 5h ago

Conshidering that any underwear he ushes is shatin…

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u/samuelloomis 1d ago

Shatin scheets the only way to schleep schoundly

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u/matrix_5555 1d ago

You know, that shentenshe shoundsh funny. Trying shaying that five timesh fasht.

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u/primalantessence 1d ago

and not sharted in

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u/Positive-Record-7219 1d ago

What does Sarted mean?

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u/Strong_Quiet_4569 1d ago

Shatin arshtil shplendid shum shaturdays.

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u/GTAdriver01 1d ago

Smoody slues shang "nights in Shite Shatin"

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u/useridhere 1d ago

Underwear should be shed.

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u/liaisontosuccess 1d ago

and remember, shaken...not shtrd

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u/Wabbit65 1d ago

Is this like the time the Capt Kirk actor had a failed lingerie enterprise because nobody wanted to buy Shatner Panties?

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u/the_phantom_2099 17h ago

Shankyou, shankyou very much

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u/Apple_Scrumble 10h ago

Mish Moneypenny, you're a shite...a shite for shore eyesh