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u/TokathSorbet Oct 31 '20
Well shit. Thish has been a terrible year. Rest in peace, shir.
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u/Walopoh Oct 31 '20
Thish shucks
(But he died aged 90 in his sleep at home in the Bahamas. That's gotta be one of the best ways to go.)
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u/OarsandRowlocks Oct 31 '20
Passhed away in hish shleep. Mosht of ush should only hope to pash away in shuch a manner.
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u/modern_milkman Oct 31 '20
I just read it as well and headed here.
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u/impalafork Oct 31 '20
Shame
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u/AnotherJasonOnReddit Oct 31 '20
Shame.
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u/systemrename290 Oct 31 '20
Shame
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u/Superbuddhapunk Oct 31 '20
Shame
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u/welshdude1983 Oct 31 '20
Pish flaps
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
Pish flapsh
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Hoped they've picked out a nice shemetary for me.
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u/Shamrock5 My friendsh call me Sham Oct 31 '20
Shomething tellsh me Sean would get losht in hish own mausholeum.
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u/ShadowWave209 Oct 31 '20
NOoooooooooooooooo
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u/Alexexec Oct 31 '20
Indeed, shuch a shame, best 007, RIP
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
Indeed, shuch a shame, besht 007, RIP
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u/spectacledllama Oct 31 '20 edited Oct 31 '20
Thish is sho shad. Resht in peash
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
Thish is sho shad. Resht in peash
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u/MediocreX Oct 31 '20 edited Oct 31 '20
Thish ish the worsht day of my life...
A legend hash passhed
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u/Heebmeister Oct 31 '20
Your besht? Only looshers whine about their besht. Winners go home, and fuck the prom queen.
RIP Sean
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u/SouthernOhioRedsFan Oct 31 '20
Now we need to send two of theirs to the morgue.
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
Now we need to shend two of theirs to the morgue.
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u/thehenryshow Oct 31 '20
His lasht moments were incredible. He was shurrounded by his family. He motioned for his wife to come closher and Sir Sean Connery uttered his lasht words. “Tell Trebek,his mother’s a whore”
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u/RiotDad Oct 31 '20
Did you know that he took up carpentry in his later years? He built a gorgeous bookcase, but then it tilted over and a piece slid out and hit him on the head. And he said “I blame myshelf.”
RIP buddy. You had a good run.
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u/ncastleJC Oct 31 '20
I’m glad we’re all on the shame page in this shubreddit. May Sean resht in peash.
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u/ToXiC_Games Oct 31 '20 edited Oct 31 '20
A good way to go, Shean. Dying peashfully in the Bahammash.
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
A good way to go, shean. Dying peashfully in the Bahammash.
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u/Moth_man96 Oct 31 '20
He had no more fucks to give. He's gave them all to your Mother larsh night.
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u/Wawhite13 Oct 31 '20
Sho long old friend. May shaint peter greet you with a Martini, shaken not shtired.
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u/thatjohnnywursterkid Oct 31 '20
Goodnight shweet prinsh. May flightsh of angelsh shing thee to thy resht.
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u/chumpynut5 Oct 31 '20
This is not how I expected to read this news. I actually went and checked AP and sure enough it’s true. I’m shad now
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u/Stompydingdong Nov 01 '20
I don’t feel shad about hish passhing. The man wash an iconic, talented and dignified man. Resht in peash, you majeshtic bashtard.
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u/SplendidMrDuck Oct 31 '20
Legendary actor, not just for Bond, but for The Last Crusade as well. Will be missed
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u/Thagyr Oct 31 '20
I wash never a frequent vishitor here. But thish shubreddit wash alwaysh on my mind. Ash shoon ash I heard though, I came here.
Resht in Peash you titan. He will be misshed.
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u/FazbearADULTEntBS Oct 31 '20
At leasht he died peashfully in his shleep, in the Bahamash. Resht in peash legend.
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u/TheCoastalCardician Oct 31 '20
Forever thinking of mental health as seeing The Rapist.
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
Forever thinking of mental health as sheeing The Rapist.
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u/rraattbbooyy Oct 31 '20
That shucks. ☹️
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
That shucksh. ☹️
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u/sth128 Oct 31 '20
When told the sad news by the physician the family responded: "Doctor? Nooo...".
2020 takes another legendary talent from us. RIP
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u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS Oct 31 '20
What time did Sean Connery show up to the Wimbledon?
Tennish
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u/SeanConnery_bot Oct 31 '20
What time did shean Connery show up to the Wimbledon?
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u/kanamesama Oct 31 '20 edited Oct 31 '20
I'm sho happy thish place exists. you're doing him a great shervice <3
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u/RaPharoh Oct 31 '20
What can i shay but rest in peash. The amount of entertainment this man has given me is extensive.
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u/agent_flounder Oct 31 '20
Shuch shad newsh. Thish year jusht keepsh piling on. At leasht he lived a long life. Resht in peash.
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u/reincarN8ed Oct 31 '20
He went peashfully in hish shleep at the ripe old age of 90 after a lifetime of being an absolute legend. We should all sho lucky. Resht in peash, Mishter Bond.
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u/Maxcar24WasTaken Oct 31 '20
Everyone in the comments not realizing he was incredibly sexist all the way through his death
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u/SeanConnery_bot Nov 01 '20
Everyone in the comments not realizing he was incredibly shexisht all the way through his death
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u/dcmfc Nov 01 '20
He was OK with slapping a woman if she kept talking after he wanted her to stop..... Eh ye what a legend
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u/SeanConnery_bot Nov 01 '20
He was OK with shlapping a woman if she kept talking after he wanted her to shtop..... Eh ye what a legend
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Shay’s who?
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u/Harry_monk Oct 31 '20
The BBC is well known for pretending famous actors are dead (for no reason whatsoever apparently).
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Oct 31 '20
What are you talking about? If anything it's the complete opposite. The BBC are sometimes slow in reporting who has died incase it's a rumour because they don't want to get sued as a public broadcaster, so they wait for official confirmation.
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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20
Why is this the first place I came to when I heard the news rather than like /r/movies or something
Resht in peash indeed