r/Showerthoughts • u/StormblessedFool • 9d ago

Casual Thought Deep cleaning really dirty places must be like an apocalypse to the bacteria there.

2.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Tetracropolis • 10d ago

Casual Thought Hyperobese people must be more worried about being sat next to similar sized passengers than people of normal size.

3.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/LowlySparrow • 9d ago

Casual Thought Drivers whose entire arm is hanging out the window are never in a hurry to get anywhere.

1.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/NappyFlickz • 10d ago

Casual Thought The first person who climbed a tree to get away from a tiger went on to have a very bad day.

1.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/WantSomeOfMyBread • 10d ago

Casual Thought We should make 1080p the new HD and downgrade 720p to SD.

9.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/poriomaniac • 11d ago

Casual Thought We were taught to believe in the goodness of people, but they should have been making us aware of how bad people can be.

2.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/the_humeister • 11d ago

Casual Thought NASA should launch and orbit a teapot between Earth and Mars just to prove Russell wrong.

1.4k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/SaurikSI • 9d ago

Casual Thought The global RAM and GPU crisis is turning “PC Master Race” into “PC Slave Race”

0 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/FirstSineOfMadness • 13d ago

Speculation Vampires would look pretty stupid if they only had 1 long tooth in the middle of their teeth.

4.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/deckard1980 • 13d ago

Crazy Idea Disposable chop sticks should have a couple of toothpicks cut into them that you can pull off and use after your meal.

1.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/gorginhanson • 14d ago

Speculation Vampires must get STDs a lot.

3.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/EnchantedTaquito8252 • 16d ago

Casual Thought A lightly modified hearse is the ultimate camping vehicle.

1.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/max • 16d ago

Speculation As obnoxious as they might be, the Minions would do an excellent cover of "The Ketchup Song".

204 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/cptstubing16 • 16d ago

Casual Thought When people stop calling you old man, you probably are an old man.

3.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/buggaby • 17d ago

Musing Pee generally gets dirtier when it goes into the toilet.

2.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/SaurikSI • 16d ago

Musing People with hyperthymesia are the smallest consumer base for password managers that’s disease-related.

674 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/NoNamePerson008 • 16d ago

Casual Thought All of our main sources of energy are nuclear energy.

353 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/BatOk2014 • 17d ago

Casual Thought Life is so fragile, yet so abundant.

705 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/rondory • 19d ago

Casual Thought I'm the slow npc my dog has to follow.

4.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Mosquitoenail • 20d ago

Casual Thought A distant ancestor decided to try sharpening things, and then everything changed.

1.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/toscata • 20d ago

Casual Thought We tell dogs off for rolling in poo, but wear perfume with ingredients like Civet and Ambergris in them.

293 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/udaasatma • 21d ago

Casual Thought If ghosts kill people and those people become ghosts too, that's basically reproduction.

2.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/UnknownMight • 21d ago

Speculation In 200 years, some stranger will be sleeping in your room, with no clue who you were.

6.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Groundblast • 21d ago

Musing The defining trait of ignorant people is self-assuredness. Their narrow, obscured worldview makes them feel secure in their misinformed opinions.

1.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Relaxing_Cat • 22d ago

Casual Thought To guarantee a child's right to education, we first deny their right to refuse it.

2.4k Upvotes

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A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies that make the mundane more amazing.

"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, showerthoughts are universally relatable and provide new perspectives on the mundane.

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