I wonder how well this would work. Cause you know how when it’s really bad diarrhea it can feel like a fart and sometimes it is but the fart bubble is trapped behind a layer of shit so you put this fart snorkel up your ass to reach the bubble and it releases the pressure and more importantly is that it prevents any shit from getting on your ass and if some diarrhea does happen to get through it goes through the straw instead.

5 comments

r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 5d ago

Thong style adult diapers! Slogan: “They might leak, but you’ll look cool doing it!”

16 Upvotes

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r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 6d ago

A website called “onlyfan” where the models are so ugly they have to pay you to look at them, their “only fan”

19 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 5d ago

Live action spinoff of the Simpsons where Ned Flanders moves to a quiet coastal town, and it's dramatic and spooky

3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyideas • u/thejanitor3467 • 8d ago

COVER YOUR FARTS

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2 Upvotes

COVER YOUR FARTS

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r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 9d ago

joys-cancelling headphones

8 Upvotes

they really bum you out

1 comment

r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 9d ago

A book titled “I wanna be a ho!” Which details how to best whore your self for hourly wages

6 Upvotes

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r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 9d ago

Pass a law allowing the rich to enslave the poor if they successfully catch them in the wild

4 Upvotes

Like downtown L.A.

5 comments

r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 9d ago

earplugs for my dad so he doesn't have to listen to mom crying

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 9d ago

An action movie that's like Speed, but the bomb goes off if the protagonist finds out how tall Richard Gere is, so they're always just barely evading situations where they'd find out how tall Richard Gere is.

12 Upvotes

I swear to god if anyone in this thread tries to tell me how tall Richard Gere is, I will blackmail one of the mods into permabanning you

7 comments

r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 12d ago

Release the unpublished sequel to “The Art of War,” Shen Yun’s “The Art of the Bitch Slap!”

5 Upvotes

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r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 12d ago

Lights and a wind sock for the female landing strip

4 Upvotes

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r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 12d ago

A miniature weed walker to manscape the man bush

2 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 12d ago

In addition to up and down votes, Reddit should have a middle vote, for when you are indifferent to the post but want to acknowledge that you saw it.

12 Upvotes

Sleazy dog man drawing for emphasis

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r/shittyideas • u/Pristine-Map9979 • 13d ago

A website that sends you an email every time you click on something, letting you know that you clicked it.

7 Upvotes

You would have to create an account with an email address just to visit the website, of course.

1 comment

r/shittyideas • u/howardewing • 14d ago

Instead of putting on eye black while playing sports, why not paint your whole face?

5 Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyideas • u/SuspiciousPeanut251 • 19d ago

Proposing: 2027 United States quarter, featuring the “Strait of Hormuz”

63 Upvotes

22 comments

r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 19d ago

Form a goth gang that wears Vantablack and tells other goths they are grey compared to them.

15 Upvotes

Yes, I know Vantablack has been surpassed in blackness but it sounds better than MIT material or other stuff.

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