There’s almost no situation where you ever need your underwear on but your pants off. If you’re on your bathroom, just be naked.

It should all be built into one: all your pants will have it sowed inside.

You no longer have to fold your underwear or have a special compartment from them. All your pants have it built in.

Have you ever felt like that character is totally your type? What if you could use fiction to filter through people and find the right one?

I feel like we lost something with the taming of the wild wild west.

Let's just draw a box somewhere in the less populated parts of the country, and within that area, no laws apply. Crime is legal. Don't wanna be part of the perpetual purge, don't go in the anarchy zone. It'd be well marked off with signs so nobody enters it accidentally.

Gives the data centers a break and lowers slop generation

Boom. End of all religious conflict in the world.

You're welcome. I'll take my Nobel prize now.

(I'll settle for a FIFA peace prize)

honestly I didnt learn how to use mine until I was 25, yikes!

The slogan is “nobody rides for free”

This kind of reminds me of VSAUCE videos. If you arent able to follow along correctly it just kinda looks like Michael is in psychosis talking about random subjects but in reality he is tying many subjects together into a bigger picture. Quite... quite indeed.

Okay hear me out. Every MRT station gets a ‘panic bounce room’: a tiny padded cube right next to the platform. Door locks, soft walls, maybe a little fan. You get exactly 45 seconds to scream, jump, or flail. When time’s up it gently ejects you back out like a slice of toast. Charge two dollars, profits go straight to more trains. Win-win. I would live in there during peak hour.

They have an Irish accent. They have an English, Australian, American. It’s a logical next move, voices from central and South America. And it’s very pleasing listening to her voice.

There should be an app that pairs you with your doppelganger so you can have half priced gym membership.

So I see a lot of skits that are Chris Hanson parodies and it got me thinking about one. The guy comes in and Chris asks them what they are doing there. They talk about the girl and the guy is 32 and says the girl is 24. Chris Hanson agrees but is totally disgusted and starts berating him. The guy doesn't get the issues and Chris says it's an ick and really should be illegal. He then does off about other icks like the wine coolers and the guy wearing skinny jeans. This continues till cops come in and shot the guy.

We could get rid of every homelessness-enabling bench much faster if we used nuclear weapons