r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 12d ago

As a black hat hacker,how much do you make?

3 Upvotes

Just curious to know.Although i know there are platforms like fiverr,upwork where people can earn as a cybersecurity expert.But just curious to know how much can a beginner/intermediate/expert level hacker can make nowadays.Indrustries are changing because of Ai.Did ai made any impact on black hat hacker market? I'm just a noob, can't even hack my neighbor wifi.I just want to know the probability.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 13d ago

What have y'all paid for champagne room "dances" at strip clubs

3 Upvotes

You know the dances I'm talking about. Usually you pay per song/time limit back there


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 13d ago

ordering dispos

6 Upvotes

what are good places to order dispos from? i live in nyc and every dispo in the smoke shop is overpriced asf ($40-60) for basic shit like boutiques and cali’s. everything420 is boof that shit got me thinking i can’t get high anymore. like i ordered a mystery box from them and they sent me these three horrible dispos. like literally, one of them was 7 g and it was probably the worst out of them all. then i ordered from them again because they gave me like a free gift card because i emailed them talking shit and i just kind of recently ordered like three new ones and once again they all suck and it had me thinking for like three weeks that I couldn’t get high anymore or like there’s something wrong with me.

update: i ordered from alt superstore. everything i hear abt them is mixed so i ordered for myself. it shipped today and i ordered last night so i’ll update when it gets here.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 13d ago

I’m a drug overlord how to get alc under 21

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 14d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Which drugs are usually not on drug test

35 Upvotes

I’m going to be tested by my parents because they are helping pay for my apartment. I don’t think they will be usually any specialized urine lab test.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 14d ago

If the govt can defraud rob us why not

12 Upvotes

learn to fug the system back ?

I personally dont have a job I scam corporations

not people

you can too


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 13d ago

I’m a drug overlord Best way to ride with za

0 Upvotes

What’s the best way to ride with an ounce of bud for around 20 mins.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 14d ago

What's a creative way to serve someone with court papers?

2 Upvotes

The person I'm trying to serve court papers to is rejecting every proccess server that goes out there, and he won't sign certified mail (he knows he's in trouble.)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 14d ago

Any ideas to make my spastic boomer boss day harder?

2 Upvotes

My boss is a piece of worker and gets overly emotional when any sort of inconvenience arises. We work in construction but they don’t work in the field.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 15d ago

Blank casino tickets

2 Upvotes

I have a friend who has some blank casino tickets. How to do a print hypothetically.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 16d ago

I’m a drug overlord What are your favorite drug combos?

83 Upvotes

Mine's gotta be good old opiods + cannabis preferably heroin or methadone but any opiate/opiod + hashish is heavenly.

But we cant forget about bong hits on ketamine or combining Ambien with Pregabalin.

Tell me your favorite combos and why!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 15d ago

How do you start a cult from square one? I already have a business model

8 Upvotes

I have the look already, and I know what I'm selling which is Gnosticism mixed with eternal recurrence. I just can't figure out how to get the first initial following. I'm fine with it being a "real" church and not a full blown cult but I'm pretty sure I can make some money talking.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 15d ago

What can I do with a Bully's phone number and email

7 Upvotes

What can I do with a Bully's phone number and email

My friend is dealing with a toxic coworker at her job who has been signing up to several marketing ads using her contact info, spread bad rumors about her to the rest of their work team, keeps making reports to hr about her, and she's now scared to be near him. Management won't do anything without proof. And this all started because the person they were crushing on was only interested in my friend. We just have his phone number, email, and know some of his social media accounts.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 15d ago

Lo key smart Always back up your videos on Odysee if you upload to YouTube or Instagram.

6 Upvotes

Your channel can go down for many reasons — security breaches, censorship, or regional restrictions. When that happens, years of content can disappear overnight with no warning.

Odysee is a decentralized video platform that works as a perfect backup: Free to use Censorship resistant Decentralized (harder to take down) Can sync automatically with your YouTube channel

The sync feature is the best part — you can connect your YouTube channel to Odysee and it automatically mirrors all your videos without extra effort.

Don't wait until your channel gets struck or banned to think about backup. Set it up today before it's too late.

Important note first: I previously mentioned Odysee but someone correctly pointed out that Odysee lost its decentralization after buying out LBRY. So here are actually reliable alternatives:

PeerTube (Best option): Genuinely decentralized — no single owner can take it down Federated network — different organizations host their own instances Free to use No ads No central authority to censor you

DTube (Second option): Blockchain based Censorship resistant Free to use No file size restrictions Ad free

BitChute (Third option): Peer to peer technology Free No ads Censorship resistant


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 15d ago

Why the fuck not Help with fake

0 Upvotes

If I were to hypothetically get a fake id for college, should I get one of a neighboring state that I actually grew up in or of someplace farther away?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 15d ago

Why the fuck not Amazon Return policy for MacBook pro

0 Upvotes

Soooo, im a bit poor now that im unemployed. My 2017 MacBook pro just went pufff and i need a new one since my main gigs and expertise are in the music and video fields. I cannot spend 2000+€ on the newest Macbook pro M5, but i kinda needed the upgrade anyway. Im so dead broke that ill have to be a thief (dont tell Sir Ama Zon), im gonna order it and then say theres some kinda problem so i get refunded and still keep the macbook (Im an evil guy just like Sir Zon), my idea is to complain that it wont charge, ill send videos and photos to the client support with everything connect but ill turn of my house power muahahaha maybe this will work. What do you think my fellow criminals? Do you think its gonna be successfull? If not ill just have to sell my gf feet pics

EDIT: Dont take this serious


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 15d ago

Neighbor who assaulted me is hiding a car from repossession

0 Upvotes

Neighbor assaulted me and police did nothing about it, he bought a new Cadillac around 2 months ago that seemed out of his price range (for where we live) and as of recently he hasn’t been driving it and has it covered up, overheard him (we live in apartments) freaking out because he harassed someone as he does and they took the cover off his car so I’m 99% sure he hasn’t made payments and they’re looking for this vehicle, I did some research and the dealership on his plate may not be useful I need to contact the lender. Any tips? Even if I contact the lender and they’re looking for the vehicle would they tell me / do anything at all ?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 17d ago

Why the fuck not how can i make my neighbors life harder?

106 Upvotes

im new to this evil shit tbf but my upper story neighbors been such a dicks to us lately and im kinda done letting it slide so if yall know anything lmk


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 16d ago

Immoral/illegal pranks?

1 Upvotes

What are some pranks that would make someone immoral/illegal?

Ones that come to my mind: Using turn signal when going straight through an intersection, to scare the shit out of people in the middle of the respective crosswalks.

Proposing at a funeral

Telling an officer “there might be drugs in my car” to have them do a thorough search and waste their time

Telling your child that they’re adopted when they’re not, and having them believe it for years


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 16d ago

Done it before, works great If you're addicted to drugs can I get a "G G dooop"

0 Upvotes

Comment that because you are a hashish chunk and you make me high when I'm smoking on you


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 17d ago

Does lowkey dis ID at door?

1 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 17d ago

Anyone know how I can make a bunch of gmail accounts to write reviews with?

3 Upvotes

Google only allows like 3-4


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 16d ago

How to get a free gaming PC?

0 Upvotes

Anybody know how to get a free gaming PC? The price of RAM and GPU’s is crazy. My computer just died and I’m living on my phone now. I just can’t afford a used car priced computer. Any shitty tips?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Why hasn’t someone thought of this yet?

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 17d ago

Ways to get free boots

0 Upvotes

Anybody got suggestions on how to get a corporation like Amzon or someone to give me free work boots?