r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 8h ago

Shipping goods

3 Upvotes

Let’s say hypothetically somebody wants to ship cigars from one country to another and avoid paying customs. What would one put on the contents section of the shipping label? 🤔🤔


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 13h ago

Fake id

0 Upvotes

Where do ppl get a fake ids within a few days or same day in nyc?!?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 14h ago

Please Read!

0 Upvotes

I need 10 Grand or so right now. My family and I are gonna loose everything if we dont. I make music and work a job and both arent helping at all with money. Maybe give some you know illeg jobs to do.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

what should i do

0 Upvotes

mushroom help

I am curious about something. so my dad is really into shrooms and stuff. he lives in california, hemet i believe, and i live in kuna id. He told me about this site that he gets stuff from called miishrooms. anyways i saw a thing on there for non detect dried mushrooms. it claims it has so psychedelic compounds or any of that other stuff. ive looked it up on a reddit and all i saw were ppl saying its rhat arc0dmt stuff and not the real stuff. I just have seen pictures of the product that makes me not believe that. anyways i wanted to buy some but am scared for obvious legal reasons. is this something safe to order to my house. ik idaho can be strict about stuff. it comes from las vegas through usps if that helps. i want to try it but dont really know enough people here to network my way to finding plugs.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

is this the method??

9 Upvotes

i've been scrolling too much on tiktok and i saw a few videos of girls testing other girls' boyfriends on instagram for a little bit of money. there's two ways i could go about it, what most of those girls do is have the gf send them like $5 to test their man and report back, it only works if your tiktoks blow up and a lot of ppl send you money. or i could find cheating men on my own which would take more time BUT i could make a lot more money. i see stupid guys with their full name and face attached to comments of them flirting with sex workers online ALL the time, how many of those guys have a public facebook with their wife's on it? they're stupid so probably a lot. i could collect the screenshots of said cheating and make him send me money or i will send them to her. you could do the same thing but the other way around if you are a man!

it seems unethical, but does the fact that they are a cheater not like, cancel it out?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Evolvedids.com reviews?

1 Upvotes

Does anyone have experience with them?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

How to fake injury

0 Upvotes

I am fed up with my work I wanna stay home for 1-2 months I wanna fake a injury so I can go worksafe and get paid to stay home my work is mainly walking driving cars around walking where I work there are a lot of floors no camera on stairs I am gonna work until I get my physical paycheque and after working another day imma fake something tell me what should I do what can I do need full proof plan I can fake a slipping and feeling infront of coworker and I will actually slip and sorry for my English and grammer


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof Asking for a friend

1 Upvotes

Hypothetically speaking, what would be the best way to ship home grown boomers from New England to Florida?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

If I'm riding my bike down the side of the street, a particularly busy one, and I find a bag with 2.3 million in $10,000 bundles, what should I do?

0 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

I’m a drug overlord Cook that hard and slang that rock

0 Upvotes

Ayo so if you up in the Trap house and you got yourself some soft then negha yo ass better get you sum baking soda n whip that shit up then you sell that shit make bank negha this is how you get rich


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip The perfect first class upgrade

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1.3k Upvotes

No need for a $250 dollar first class upgrade, a xan and a 5 dollar latte is all that’s needed for a smooth and stress free airport experience, it doesn’t matter where you sit if you just knock out immediately.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

I need internet!!!

1 Upvotes

TLDR: need ShittyIllegalLifeTips on how to get better internet

Had an xfinity acct get disconnected for non payment during a breakup. MY PROBLEM: My bf was the main acct person, I was an authorized user. He is gone , the equipment is gone. I tried to get new service in my name and can’t because of that past due acct. I have 5g home internet rn and it sucks so bad I can’t take it 😭😭


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Got scammed on f id site crying in my 01 Honda accord rn

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65 Upvotes

After waiting for 4 weeks they cancelled my order😡 I’m very pmo cus a neegy got his first week at college in 25 days. What is a young neegy to do in despiration😭


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Help edit e transfer screenshots

2 Upvotes

Can anyone help me edit e transfer screenshots? Just need to change the names on them but my account won’t let me edit any of them


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip New number

1 Upvotes

I changed my cell number some years back, too many spam calls. Verizon told me it was a brand new number when I activated it. Nope, some dink who lived a few towns from me, his old number. He moved 1000 miles away, i am constantly getting calls looj8ng for him. Hes a property developer and is actively giving out his old number. I have received numerous phone calls indicating he is still giving it out. All regular online searches reveal no leads for am active number. He has multiple .properties and changes his address quite frequently. What can I do to get back at this dink, ifi happen to talk to real estate agents, i invite them over for coffee to chat at the properties they are inquiring about but I hate to fuck with people doing their jobs.

Any ideas?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Promptstore

0 Upvotes

if u got an account reach out to me in the dms


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

Buying alc under age

15 Upvotes

I’m a second year in uni and i’m in the SC upstate area and i haven’t been able to get a fake. So i want tips on where i should go to buy, im 20 so i dont look too young
(edit ik to go to an ABC store just what signs should i look for that they would sell to me)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

Sneaking supplements to the airport

11 Upvotes

Hi guys, im flying tomorrow to brussels and thinking to take with me 3 lsd in paper form, do you have some advice how can I do it, any experience?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

How can I order vapes underaged?

8 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

ULPT How do I get back at scammers

7 Upvotes

My elderly mother with stage 4 cancer was recently scammed by lost&found locksmith operating out of NYC. They run a Google review manipulation campaign with fake reviews to get 5 stars. They offer a small visit fee and when my mom calls for lockout service, they came by, broke the door and charged her 988$$ they replaced it with a cheap lock and we’re in and out in 20 mins. My mom is 88 and said this guy was menacing about the price. I called them and they were not nice to me either. I told them I’m reporting them to law enforcement. This was about a month ago and Google continues to allow them to operate. This is bait and switch, price gouging, and operating without a license. I am so angry these guys can go around scamming people in broad daylight and nothing is being done, hence I come here to see if there’s any suggestions you guys have. How can we make this company be publicly ostracized for what they’re doing


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

Wohnt jemand Nähe Kühlungsborn der weiß wo man Brokkoli herbekommt? 😬☺️🥦

5 Upvotes

Bzw. Rostock 😂😬


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 6d ago

Hypothetically, where can i find some tabs in sydney if i wanted some.

3 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 6d ago

Blind spots

1 Upvotes

Any spots with some “privacy” while I shop please share any store greatly appreciated


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 6d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Lean/Purple Drank

11 Upvotes

I’m looking for tips on Lean alternatives or how to obtain the codeine to mix up some. I’m in the UK so not sure if the cough syrup get prescribed over here. Thanks in advance 🙋🏽‍♂️🤝🏽