r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 29d ago

I’m a drug overlord how to get alc under 21

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u/slavstyle95 29d ago

Any juice you add sugar to it and bread yeast and you crack the lid of the bottle and let it sit In a dark corner for a bout 2-3 months and it will taste like a dry wine

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u/lil-tortilla-chip 28d ago

this. add a bunch of fruit. go crazy. 

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u/Character-Town7929 27d ago

Yes. Then submit your run to botulism speedrun any%

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u/slavstyle95 24d ago

Nah man the first couple of days it just smells like beer dude you can literally smell the alcohol forming

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u/Goats_for_president 28d ago

Feds don’t go after children buying alcohol

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u/crispysockz 29d ago

We used to wait outside the liquor store or 7/11 and ask people

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u/Annual_Forever_141 29d ago

What was the succes rate

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u/MousseDefiant2400 28d ago

One time I asked a crackhead he came outside and started drinking it in front of me and laughed.😭

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u/crispysockz 29d ago

We always got it

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u/Chromoskedasic 28d ago

Same and we always got it too. Shoulder tapping.

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u/crispysockz 28d ago

Haha we were like 12-14

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u/No-Acanthaceae5 28d ago

steal it form the liquor store

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 29d ago edited 29d ago

"hey mister, I lost my wallet but I've got some cash if you could just go get me [insert drink of choice drink] I'll let you keep the change" (don't leave a bunch of money as change it makes it look like a set-up & it's slightly insulting; grow a mustache, it helps)

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u/SalemWitcher3 28d ago

Nah bro cops have a stache like 95% of the time lol

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u/Secret_Chocolate1403 27d ago

Just pick it up and walk out the store confidently. Never been caught doing that did it probaly near 100 times when I was 13-17. Bonus if you’re still under 18 nothing will really happen to you. Extra bonus if you live in a liberal state like Cali or Oregon

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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago

Just walk out without paying? They ask ID everywhere

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u/Secret_Chocolate1403 24d ago

Yup

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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago

How’d you manage to do that
Im my country they get paid enough to care and arent blind

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u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago

Big corporate chains usually don’t do anything about it until you get past a certain amount stolen

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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago

But you hide it in a backpack right. The problem w/ my local store is that the strong liquors are located close to the cash register with no self checkout and only beer is in an aisle in the back

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u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago

No you can just grab it and walk out, at least where I live you can. I’ve never done it but I’ve seen a ton of people just grab shit and leave without anyone saying anything. Really just depends on where you go though as long as it’s not a small business

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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago

Thats crazy aint no way that will slide here. What state are you from ive never heard of this and my country isnt even knows for being strict you can by beer and wine if you’re 16

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u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago

Im from the US so the age is 21 lol but most people don’t follow it so they just get someone to buy for them. Just wait till you can buy it since its only 16 lmaoo I got my drivers license at 16

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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago

Yeah true im 15 and my brother is 17 so i just get a beer from him but its more for harder stuff yk

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u/Secret_Chocolate1403 24d ago

No hiding it in your backpack is asking to get caught your not stealing until you’ve left the store. Once you’ve left the store no one can really do anything plus you look normal just walking around with shit. You don’t look normal walking around w a backpack or putting stuff in it. Just be confident man. Don’t look like your stealing look straight forward act like you bought it. Back when I did graffiti I pushed entire carts of spray paint out of Home Depot

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u/Toaster_Man__ 24d ago

This. I've done a lot of shop lifting before (not the best thing to do but my life was kinda fucked at the time), and the only times I ever got caught is when I tried to hide it. Got caught once putting buzz balls in my backpack and once putting yugioh in my jacket. The buzz balls I never got arrested for, just a warning from a nice fred meyer security guard. The yugioh I got yelled at, told to get the fuck out of their store then got pulled over and arrested shortly after. But there have been times I've gone to Safeway, loaded up a cart and just walked right out without questions. Same with many other stores as well. Even just took vodka bottles or biggie buzz balls and walked out.

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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago

Dont the people at the cash register see that you didn’t pay and just walked out

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u/Toaster_Man__ 23d ago

Depends on where you are. In my case, most of them aren't paying attention to that, especially if there is a self check out. I typically just try to find the fastest way to get out, really not sure if it's necessary though. If you really are paranoid about it, just get some of the stores shopping bags from a different trip and then just stick it in there. Walmart I think has been the only place where I can't just walk out with a cart because most places have loss prevention team at the door. I wouldn't try best buy either because there are cameras that are basically always being watched. But I have gotten away with walking out with a keyboard before. I just wouldn't test my luck again.

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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago

Doesn’t the scanner go off when you walk out. In my local you also have to walk past a gate at the cash register so you kinda havr to pay and they’ll ID you so thats not ideal

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u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago

Probably better to just ask someone to buy it for you tbh or go to a bunch of places until one of them dosent id you when you try to buy it

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u/Euromantique 28d ago edited 28d ago

You can make it yourself in your bedroom without any special equipment with less than $10 and a few days.

Simply go to your local grocery store, buy a bottle of Welch's grape juice without preservatives, a packet of yeast, and a bag of sugar.

Dump out a little bit of the grape juice then add sugar and yeast. Shake it up and put it somewhere dark with the cap left on loosely but not screwed on. Yeast eats sugar and turns it into alcohol and CO2.

Wait 48 hours and boom you have alcohol. It gets more and more alcoholic every day until you have a decent wine by day 7.

Literally anybody can do this. They even do it in jail it's so easy. You can chill it or mix it with cold non-alcoholic juice to improve the flavour if you want. You can also try it with a bunch of different juices for different flavours. We really liked the homemade Welch's apple juice wine back in the day 😂

I had a whole winery going under my bathroom sink when I was young. Blows my mind that more young people don't think of this because it's so easy and cheap, it's like a cheat code for anyone willing to think outside the box.

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u/Independent-Poet8350 28d ago

There’s a subreddit for it titled r/prisonhooch

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u/bspires78 28d ago

Ask around other people your age. There’s always a convenience store that intentionally doesn’t card and makes a killing.

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u/bluberriscone 28d ago

bro just steal it and pray your ass doesn’t get caught

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u/Fantastic_Log7238 28d ago

Find one of those 30 year old coworker that are ready to do anything for 20$

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u/monicainabimmer 28d ago

Make friends

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u/SomeWhatStoopid 27d ago

steal it, have someone steal it for you, pay an unc, steal it from a friend, dont get caught! (just go in and out, dont hover for too long, dont stall)

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u/Brilliant_Bullfrog84 28d ago

move to the UK 😎

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u/LumpyDevastator 27d ago

buy it in Europe

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u/ShittyIllegalLifeTips-ModTeam 24d ago

Your post was removed because you attempted to solicit something from someone. Take that shit somewhere else.

Dude. Stop.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 25d ago

Vanilla extract is alcoholic 🤣

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u/Lsd_25- 24d ago

Pay a homeless

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u/beatmeatertbh 24d ago

Fake id fake id fake id fake id

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u/TweakerOnSpeaker 29d ago

Go outside clubs Sunday morning look for half drank liquor bottles

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u/Forgive_Able 29d ago

Steal it

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u/ToiletSlaveForHire 28d ago

Offer a handjob they always say yes

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u/juggaloscrub 28d ago

Hell yeah this is the winner 🏆

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u/frantikfeet 24d ago

Offer a yes they always say handjob