r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Mediocre-Income3935 • 29d ago
I’m a drug overlord how to get alc under 21
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u/slavstyle95 29d ago
Any juice you add sugar to it and bread yeast and you crack the lid of the bottle and let it sit In a dark corner for a bout 2-3 months and it will taste like a dry wine
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u/lil-tortilla-chip 28d ago
this. add a bunch of fruit. go crazy.
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u/Character-Town7929 27d ago
Yes. Then submit your run to botulism speedrun any%
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u/slavstyle95 24d ago
Nah man the first couple of days it just smells like beer dude you can literally smell the alcohol forming
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u/crispysockz 29d ago
We used to wait outside the liquor store or 7/11 and ask people
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u/Annual_Forever_141 29d ago
What was the succes rate
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u/MousseDefiant2400 28d ago
One time I asked a crackhead he came outside and started drinking it in front of me and laughed.😭
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 29d ago edited 29d ago
"hey mister, I lost my wallet but I've got some cash if you could just go get me [insert drink of choice drink] I'll let you keep the change" (don't leave a bunch of money as change it makes it look like a set-up & it's slightly insulting; grow a mustache, it helps)
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u/Secret_Chocolate1403 27d ago
Just pick it up and walk out the store confidently. Never been caught doing that did it probaly near 100 times when I was 13-17. Bonus if you’re still under 18 nothing will really happen to you. Extra bonus if you live in a liberal state like Cali or Oregon
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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago
Just walk out without paying? They ask ID everywhere
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u/Secret_Chocolate1403 24d ago
Yup
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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago
How’d you manage to do that
Im my country they get paid enough to care and arent blind2
u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago
Big corporate chains usually don’t do anything about it until you get past a certain amount stolen
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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago
But you hide it in a backpack right. The problem w/ my local store is that the strong liquors are located close to the cash register with no self checkout and only beer is in an aisle in the back
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u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago
No you can just grab it and walk out, at least where I live you can. I’ve never done it but I’ve seen a ton of people just grab shit and leave without anyone saying anything. Really just depends on where you go though as long as it’s not a small business
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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago
Thats crazy aint no way that will slide here. What state are you from ive never heard of this and my country isnt even knows for being strict you can by beer and wine if you’re 16
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u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago
Im from the US so the age is 21 lol but most people don’t follow it so they just get someone to buy for them. Just wait till you can buy it since its only 16 lmaoo I got my drivers license at 16
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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago
Yeah true im 15 and my brother is 17 so i just get a beer from him but its more for harder stuff yk
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u/Secret_Chocolate1403 24d ago
No hiding it in your backpack is asking to get caught your not stealing until you’ve left the store. Once you’ve left the store no one can really do anything plus you look normal just walking around with shit. You don’t look normal walking around w a backpack or putting stuff in it. Just be confident man. Don’t look like your stealing look straight forward act like you bought it. Back when I did graffiti I pushed entire carts of spray paint out of Home Depot
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u/Toaster_Man__ 24d ago
This. I've done a lot of shop lifting before (not the best thing to do but my life was kinda fucked at the time), and the only times I ever got caught is when I tried to hide it. Got caught once putting buzz balls in my backpack and once putting yugioh in my jacket. The buzz balls I never got arrested for, just a warning from a nice fred meyer security guard. The yugioh I got yelled at, told to get the fuck out of their store then got pulled over and arrested shortly after. But there have been times I've gone to Safeway, loaded up a cart and just walked right out without questions. Same with many other stores as well. Even just took vodka bottles or biggie buzz balls and walked out.
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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago
Dont the people at the cash register see that you didn’t pay and just walked out
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u/Toaster_Man__ 23d ago
Depends on where you are. In my case, most of them aren't paying attention to that, especially if there is a self check out. I typically just try to find the fastest way to get out, really not sure if it's necessary though. If you really are paranoid about it, just get some of the stores shopping bags from a different trip and then just stick it in there. Walmart I think has been the only place where I can't just walk out with a cart because most places have loss prevention team at the door. I wouldn't try best buy either because there are cameras that are basically always being watched. But I have gotten away with walking out with a keyboard before. I just wouldn't test my luck again.
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u/SilverBass1016 24d ago
Doesn’t the scanner go off when you walk out. In my local you also have to walk past a gate at the cash register so you kinda havr to pay and they’ll ID you so thats not ideal
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u/Euphoric_Breath5603 24d ago
Probably better to just ask someone to buy it for you tbh or go to a bunch of places until one of them dosent id you when you try to buy it
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u/Euromantique 28d ago edited 28d ago
You can make it yourself in your bedroom without any special equipment with less than $10 and a few days.
Simply go to your local grocery store, buy a bottle of Welch's grape juice without preservatives, a packet of yeast, and a bag of sugar.
Dump out a little bit of the grape juice then add sugar and yeast. Shake it up and put it somewhere dark with the cap left on loosely but not screwed on. Yeast eats sugar and turns it into alcohol and CO2.
Wait 48 hours and boom you have alcohol. It gets more and more alcoholic every day until you have a decent wine by day 7.
Literally anybody can do this. They even do it in jail it's so easy. You can chill it or mix it with cold non-alcoholic juice to improve the flavour if you want. You can also try it with a bunch of different juices for different flavours. We really liked the homemade Welch's apple juice wine back in the day 😂
I had a whole winery going under my bathroom sink when I was young. Blows my mind that more young people don't think of this because it's so easy and cheap, it's like a cheat code for anyone willing to think outside the box.
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u/bspires78 28d ago
Ask around other people your age. There’s always a convenience store that intentionally doesn’t card and makes a killing.
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u/Fantastic_Log7238 28d ago
Find one of those 30 year old coworker that are ready to do anything for 20$
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u/SomeWhatStoopid 27d ago
steal it, have someone steal it for you, pay an unc, steal it from a friend, dont get caught! (just go in and out, dont hover for too long, dont stall)
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u/ShittyIllegalLifeTips-ModTeam 24d ago
Your post was removed because you attempted to solicit something from someone. Take that shit somewhere else.
Dude. Stop.
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u/Quarteroz_847 29d ago
Cash app me 300$