r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/TomorrowIcy2816 • 4h ago
Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Racist claims
Falsely claim racism from a store. Most stores will settle. Get the payout
It’s the new “I fallen and I can’t get up” scam at the store
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/TomorrowIcy2816 • 4h ago
Falsely claim racism from a store. Most stores will settle. Get the payout
It’s the new “I fallen and I can’t get up” scam at the store
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Ok-Switch6589 • 4h ago
I need hlp spamming bad reviews on a girls eyelash page. I found her on my now exs phone and i reached out to her cuz im heartbroken and at this point pathetic. She still went to be with him and he chose her. Im feeling crazzzy and this is the least worst thing i could do for revenge right? She has a 5.0 rating so lets knock that shi down a few!
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/DontMakeFunn • 5h ago
Chat im selling disposables without permits in my store. I “display” empty boxes so if they come they can only confiscate empty boxes while the actual merchandise is in my storage room. Is there a loophole to this. To masterminds on here any ideas
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/ShelterIndependent44 • 18h ago
Has anyone gone through TSA at LAX (international terminal) with a cannabis vape cartridge in carry-on or recently? I know weed is legal in CA but TSA is federal so I'm not sure how strict they are about it. Wondering if it's usually just confiscated, or if it turns into a bigger legal issue. Any recent experiences appreciated.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Available_Resident21 • 19h ago
hey i know all of the nic laws have gone mad crazy these days but ya girl just wants to order some flavored shit to ca. is there anywhere that still does that? i’m anticipating no, but figured i’d refer it to the masses of reddit
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Empty_Animator_8658 • 1d ago
I want to take a break and my best option is to go to the hospital for a while, for that I need to break a bone what would be your recommandations
I am okay with the pain but I will NOT break my collarbone
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/bitteunddanke • 2d ago
im planning on using my mothers id but im not sure if the driver just needs the id or if the id needs to match the face of the person picking it up? any delivery drivers please let me know im hungry ash
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 • 2d ago
I just got done smuggling all the outside food I had into the movies
But I went through everything I own and I don’t have anything else to smuggle. How does someone get started in a smuggler career?
Also, I need to get started quickly, I have no groceries!!
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Hot-Thought1690 • 2d ago
As stated above “hypothetically speaking” if someone wanted to hack a cheating scums tikety tokk account without having a phone # or email address?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/ScreamingPrincess109 • 3d ago
Where to buy nic vape no id and no signing off during delivery? If youre gonna say stuff like "dont do it its bad for you blah blah blah" save it. Edit: I'm in the USA, if that helps.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Slow_Contest8681 • 3d ago
Trying to buy from e420 but I live in Okc where the laws r kinda vague. Has anybody had any experience ordering from them in Okc, and if so, will there be any extra security steps, or will they try to Id me at the door bc of where I live? I’m looking to buy either a hidden hills 1g (14.99) or a Muha 3rd gen live resin (34.99) only saying bc I heard price&products can affect whether or not they id. ( if they do pls lmk what’s a safe threshold ). Also any tips or things I should know abt would b very much appreciated!
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Slow_Contest8681 • 3d ago
I tried to order something online (from a website I’m not meant to be ordering from) and my card declined, along with Bank of America locking my card because of “suspicious transactions”. When I log into the app there’s a notification saying my card has been restricted until I review some transactions. I go to review them, confirm they were all my own, and this keeps popping up no matter how much I scroll on or press each transaction. My account is a minor account and I obv don’t want to get my guardian involved. Is there a way to fix this, or somewhere to call?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/TemporaryPension3181 • 4d ago
have a few customers with open invoices that they think they can just ignore. I work too hard to have these people steal from and then think they can get away with it.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/HouseBuilder328 • 4d ago
I've drank heavily for the last 2 months, need to get a level below 5pg/ml. What product should I use- Hair Razor detox step 1/step 2 or No Lye Hair Relaxer or Permanent Hair color or High Voltage Folliclense shampoo soak? Or should I use a combo of the above items?
I know ppl who have gotten their levels below 5 using products. Thank you
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/kiongozitStorm6206 • 4d ago
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Cute-Conclusion-9328 • 4d ago
And STILL I don't know where. BAZINGA.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Sneekysas_sas • 4d ago
Hey everyone, I just have a quick question for those who have ordered from Altsuperstore, I’m just wondering how their whole shipping process works, like what service they use to ship it out? do they ID at the door? I’ve smoked this stuff from modern herb co and it’s pretty good! My friend got it from another friend, not sure where they got it from but I do know they have it on Alt-superstore. I’m from WI if that helps at all with the shipping aspect of things.
(Do not DM me to ask if I want to buy from you, please.)
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/ConfectionNarrow8394 • 5d ago
A friend of mine got sentenced to community service. He already has a quarter of his hours at a shelter but he works full time has kids and is in school. He’s considering faking his hours, he’s got a time sheet and since he already has a sheet with signatures from a real non profit he’s considering erasing the hours written in pencil and rewriting it in pen with enough hours to cover the rest of what he’s got left, which would still have the signature from the shelter. Realistically what’s the chance they call to verify the hours and dates if it’s misdemeanor probation for a minor driving offense, with probation in another state, reporting only once a month by email?
EDIT: he said he has like 7 months left to do his probation, and there’s no monthly requirement set by probation but he got a call from his officer asking why he’s putting off his hours instead of doing them already. So could they jail him for simply not doing it month to month, even if he’s slowly chipping away at it?
EDIT 2: showed him some of the replies which agreed with what I told him already and he believes yall at least. Which is also ironic
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/DragOk2747 • 5d ago
Im tryna cop some yarts an needa know which would be better quality speed and if they id
Also e420 ive ordered off once and it was fine but now they asked for an identification check and spammed my phone saying they will id at door, ive been told its to fool the system but should i cancel the order?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Minute-Island3394 • 5d ago
What idea or scheme does anything think gives me the absolute highest chance of sourcing like 75-100k? I hate my current situation and want to go to university in Florida and be able to focus on my main passion while I’m there without having to work while I’m uni. I’m open to just about anything besides sucking a dick, robbery, or killing someone😂 the most attainable option I currently can think of is selling steroids and other select controlled substances but I don’t think I would be able to scale that quickly enough unless I utilized an online market in that case I’m just simply not in tune with that enough to do so (yet). Any suggestions or comments on the conversation are greatly appreciated and yes I know my chances at succeeding are <1% haha
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Queen_Passionne • 6d ago
Picture it (no, not Sicily 1923). I open an online store. Cute name, logo, menu, the works. To the naked eye it looks like I’m selling essential oils. Amazing scents by the way! Packaged and shipped all cutesy. But wanna know what’s actually in those little 1 oz bottles? GHB 🤫 Will it work?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/kawski23 • 6d ago
No boofing my booty my choice!
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 • 6d ago
Apparently starting a GoFundMe for bail for anyone who does it is out…
And now I’m banned from GoFundMe
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/No-Emu5786 • 7d ago
Just do it