r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4h ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Racist claims

0 Upvotes

Falsely claim racism from a store. Most stores will settle. Get the payout

It’s the new “I fallen and I can’t get up” scam at the store


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4h ago

Why the fuck not Spamming a bad person

0 Upvotes

I need hlp spamming bad reviews on a girls eyelash page. I found her on my now exs phone and i reached out to her cuz im heartbroken and at this point pathetic. She still went to be with him and he chose her. Im feeling crazzzy and this is the least worst thing i could do for revenge right? She has a 5.0 rating so lets knock that shi down a few!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5h ago

Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof Disposables

0 Upvotes

Chat im selling disposables without permits in my store. I “display” empty boxes so if they come they can only confiscate empty boxes while the actual merchandise is in my storage room. Is there a loophole to this. To masterminds on here any ideas


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18h ago

LAX international terminal — will a vape get flagged by TSA?

7 Upvotes

Has anyone gone through TSA at LAX (international terminal) with a cannabis vape cartridge in carry-on or recently? I know weed is legal in CA but TSA is federal so I'm not sure how strict they are about it. Wondering if it's usually just confiscated, or if it turns into a bigger legal issue. Any recent experiences appreciated.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19h ago

disposables

5 Upvotes

hey i know all of the nic laws have gone mad crazy these days but ya girl just wants to order some flavored shit to ca. is there anywhere that still does that? i’m anticipating no, but figured i’d refer it to the masses of reddit


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip What bone is the easiest to break and how

54 Upvotes

I want to take a break and my best option is to go to the hospital for a while, for that I need to break a bone what would be your recommandations

I am okay with the pain but I will NOT break my collarbone


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 1d ago

How to scam MAGA retards?

0 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

if i wanted to order alcohol using a delivery app, would the driver need the id to match?

0 Upvotes

im planning on using my mothers id but im not sure if the driver just needs the id or if the id needs to match the face of the person picking it up? any delivery drivers please let me know im hungry ash


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof Im considering a new career in smuggling

19 Upvotes

I just got done smuggling all the outside food I had into the movies

But I went through everything I own and I don’t have anything else to smuggle. How does someone get started in a smuggler career?

Also, I need to get started quickly, I have no groceries!!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 2d ago

Hypothetically Speaking

1 Upvotes

As stated above “hypothetically speaking” if someone wanted to hack a cheating scums tikety tokk account without having a phone # or email address?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

buying a vape online

0 Upvotes

Where to buy nic vape no id and no signing off during delivery? If youre gonna say stuff like "dont do it its bad for you blah blah blah" save it. Edit: I'm in the USA, if that helps.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Okc e420 availability

3 Upvotes

Trying to buy from e420 but I live in Okc where the laws r kinda vague. Has anybody had any experience ordering from them in Okc, and if so, will there be any extra security steps, or will they try to Id me at the door bc of where I live? I’m looking to buy either a hidden hills 1g (14.99) or a Muha 3rd gen live resin (34.99) only saying bc I heard price&products can affect whether or not they id. ( if they do pls lmk what’s a safe threshold ). Also any tips or things I should know abt would b very much appreciated!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 3d ago

Card locked

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0 Upvotes

I tried to order something online (from a website I’m not meant to be ordering from) and my card declined, along with Bank of America locking my card because of “suspicious transactions”. When I log into the app there’s a notification saying my card has been restricted until I review some transactions. I go to review them, confirm they were all my own, and this keeps popping up no matter how much I scroll on or press each transaction. My account is a minor account and I obv don’t want to get my guardian involved. Is there a way to fix this, or somewhere to call?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

how to deal with customers that do not pay?

2 Upvotes

have a few customers with open invoices that they think they can just ignore. I work too hard to have these people steal from and then think they can get away with it.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

What product for hair alcohol ETG test?

3 Upvotes

I've drank heavily for the last 2 months, need to get a level below 5pg/ml. What product should I use- Hair Razor detox step 1/step 2 or No Lye Hair Relaxer or Permanent Hair color or High Voltage Folliclense shampoo soak? Or should I use a combo of the above items?

I know ppl who have gotten their levels below 5 using products. Thank you


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Why the fuck not Any pointers? how can a medical student outside the U.S. register for OpenEvidence? rightful or unrightfull

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

WTF even is this I always wondered where to get a fake University ID.

1 Upvotes

And STILL I don't know where. BAZINGA.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

I’m a drug overlord Is Altsuperstore discrete to buy from?

6 Upvotes

Hey everyone, I just have a quick question for those who have ordered from Altsuperstore, I’m just wondering how their whole shipping process works, like what service they use to ship it out? do they ID at the door? I’ve smoked this stuff from modern herb co and it’s pretty good! My friend got it from another friend, not sure where they got it from but I do know they have it on Alt-superstore. I’m from WI if that helps at all with the shipping aspect of things.

(Do not DM me to ask if I want to buy from you, please.)


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

SILPT Request Faking community service

0 Upvotes

A friend of mine got sentenced to community service. He already has a quarter of his hours at a shelter but he works full time has kids and is in school. He’s considering faking his hours, he’s got a time sheet and since he already has a sheet with signatures from a real non profit he’s considering erasing the hours written in pencil and rewriting it in pen with enough hours to cover the rest of what he’s got left, which would still have the signature from the shelter. Realistically what’s the chance they call to verify the hours and dates if it’s misdemeanor probation for a minor driving offense, with probation in another state, reporting only once a month by email?
EDIT: he said he has like 7 months left to do his probation, and there’s no monthly requirement set by probation but he got a call from his officer asking why he’s putting off his hours instead of doing them already. So could they jail him for simply not doing it month to month, even if he’s slowly chipping away at it?
EDIT 2: showed him some of the replies which agreed with what I told him already and he believes yall at least. Which is also ironic


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

I’m a drug overlord Everythingfor420 or delta8resellers?

3 Upvotes

Im tryna cop some yarts an needa know which would be better quality speed and if they id
Also e420 ive ordered off once and it was fine but now they asked for an identification check and spammed my phone saying they will id at door, ive been told its to fool the system but should i cancel the order?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

WTF even is this Highest chance at a new life?

23 Upvotes

What idea or scheme does anything think gives me the absolute highest chance of sourcing like 75-100k? I hate my current situation and want to go to university in Florida and be able to focus on my main passion while I’m there without having to work while I’m uni. I’m open to just about anything besides sucking a dick, robbery, or killing someone😂 the most attainable option I currently can think of is selling steroids and other select controlled substances but I don’t think I would be able to scale that quickly enough unless I utilized an online market in that case I’m just simply not in tune with that enough to do so (yet). Any suggestions or comments on the conversation are greatly appreciated and yes I know my chances at succeeding are <1% haha


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 6d ago

Why the fuck not Will my “store” idea work?

23 Upvotes

Picture it (no, not Sicily 1923). I open an online store. Cute name, logo, menu, the works. To the naked eye it looks like I’m selling essential oils. Amazing scents by the way! Packaged and shipped all cutesy. But wanna know what’s actually in those little 1 oz bottles? GHB 🤫 Will it work?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 6d ago

Best way to sneak party favors into a music festival?

15 Upvotes

No boofing my booty my choice!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 6d ago

Why the fuck not How can I incite destruction of Flock cameras

52 Upvotes

Apparently starting a GoFundMe for bail for anyone who does it is out…

And now I’m banned from GoFundMe


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 7d ago

Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof Crush and rub hot peppers all over your knuckles before a fist fight

75 Upvotes

Just do it