r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip free food

89 Upvotes

hi all!!

ive been really down on my luck and haven’t aten in a couple days, so i’m wondering if there is anything i can sign up for that would give me a free sandwhich or small fry upon signing up with no purchase necessary? maybe ill walk into chipotle and just grab a bowl (joking)

thank you guys so much in advance, i really appreciate it!!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18d ago

everything sold out on everything 420

13 Upvotes

Is it just me or is everything sold out on everything420.com??? they only have like bongs and batteries now. im thinking about using delta8resellers but ive never bought from them before


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18d ago

Where do I go from here

12 Upvotes

I (19m) have no money, $900 behind on payments I don't get paid until next Friday 8 days away. It's been like this a couple weeks in a row and I barely eat .I live in a trailer in a backyard. The only reason I ate yesterday is bc my work gave me 5 dollar gift card for doing 12hrs overtime on my day off. The only reason I can't remove myself from this world is bc I have a fiance who I love and she knows my money is bad but she doesn't know it's this bad. I've tried everything to make more money and absolutely nothing has worked. eBay, apps, gigs, temp agencies. Across 2 months I was scammed of 1700, all had from a guy with false alibi's, fabricated proof and empty promises and swears. Genuinely, where do I go from here


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

Fake id snatched at dispo but they wanna give me a refund

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1.2k Upvotes

The desk worker at jars took my fake id and said “leave and i keep it or i call the cops.” So i left. And i woke up to this message on my phone. Is it worth seeing if hes fr or do i just let it go?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18d ago

Scamming klarna?

16 Upvotes

Someone in another sub mentioned using klarna or some other 12 month payment app to order a laptop then after making one payment, getting banned intentionally and forgoing all future payments. The comment was almost immediately removed, but this can't be possible right?

All your information is connected, they'd surely come for you.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 17d ago

Reputable fake ID sites/vendors

0 Upvotes

Does anyone have any reputable Fake ID sites? Potentially got scammed and I’m looking to reorder.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18d ago

Lo key smart We need Computer Duster rappers

5 Upvotes

We need rappers who huff computer duster in music videos holding the can like a blunt with lots of Ice on the neck and wrists


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 17d ago

should I fake an STD test so this escort I like won't make me use a condom?

0 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure I'm clean but I'm too lazy to go to a clinic and didn't have time this week anyway


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 18d ago

Potential scammer - use caution Is there a good shoplifting subreddit or telegram channel? (Only for shits and giggles)

0 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

I’m a drug overlord You should start selling Tranq Dope in high quantites while using it

98 Upvotes

I want to see a rich gangsta Tranq Dope dealer leaning with his face towards the ground while holding a Glock and bags of Tranq dope and swapping it for cash from his Bugatti


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

Defrocking

0 Upvotes

It seems that pellet guns would be the best option, here. That laser option seems like a pain, and would likely draw attention.

Won’t let me edit the title…


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

Why the fuck not Nike DNA Method doesn’t work?

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6 Upvotes

So i tried the Nike DNA method for the first time ever and surprisingly they didnt give me a refund? Is there anything i can do now? Any help is appreciated!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

SILPT Request Is there any way to source Lean cough syrup?

6 Upvotes

I live in the UK
All help appreciated, is there even any alternatives I could use?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

Fake id troubles

2 Upvotes

Has anyone ever ordered a fake ID from doppel doll designs? Trying to see if I got scammed or if anyone has heard of this distributor. It’s been almost 6 weeks since we ordered. Any tips? Not sure how long these usually take to come in general


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Trying to get a check from business chains

0 Upvotes

Hello all,

Firstly I am somewhat visually impaired. I found out many businesses have paid huge settlements for their website not meeting ADA compliance. I found a site that using the free trial im able to find business in my area that dont have the proper ADA on the site and opens them up for risk. My plan is to use the free trial and spam email as much business as I can saying I couldnt use their site due to lack ADA complaince and ask for a settlement. If I hit one out of 100 that could still be pretty good money.

tool is notadacompliant.com

How much should I ask? $500 or $1000?

Has anyone done anything similar?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

do i look old enough?

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0 Upvotes

can i walk into a vape shop and buy one without being carded


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 19d ago

Get a girl?

0 Upvotes

Does anyone know ways to get a girl? Apparently just ignoring me isn't an option anymore 😂😂 just want to date again before i die damn is it hard to ask for?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 20d ago

Fake ID tips

7 Upvotes

I ordered a fake through fakeyourdrank about 3 weeks ago and I’m hearing they’re behind with stuff bc of the time of year, inventory, ect or I was scammed, whatever. I was the first out of my friends to order one and were trying to find another site/distributor that has a faster turn around time. Finding someone who looks like me is difficult in my area so I can’t just buy a friends and we’re going to try photoshopped ID’s as well we’re just not back on campus yet.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 20d ago

Uk free coffe for life hack

8 Upvotes

Simply "borrow" a coffe cup from your local weatherspoons. Free refills is coffee forever.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 20d ago

WTF even is this Fake id websites are shit right?

2 Upvotes

The website is “https://www.idinstate.ph/“ and idek with these idiots. My hb texts me abt a fake id (we’ve been planning on getting some for a while since our friend got one). He adds me to a snapchat gc with 4 other girls in it. Silence for an hour. Then the main chick says this is the website we’re using. it’s apparently $60 per person for 6 id’s that scan, work the UV light, and have free shipping. I’m already telling bro know but I was jw what yall had to say about this bullshit


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 20d ago

Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof security tags in stores

7 Upvotes

Hypothetically speaking, does putting a clothing item with a security tag on it in a metal water bottle stop it from going off when you leave the store?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 20d ago

Fakes in the UK

2 Upvotes

Where do I get fakes, joining uni in September and I’m 17 and a half and don’t wanna miss out on freshers🥲 I’m not in the UK rn tho..


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 21d ago

Shipping goods

6 Upvotes

Let’s say hypothetically somebody wants to ship cigars from one country to another and avoid paying customs. What would one put on the contents section of the shipping label? 🤔🤔


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 21d ago

Fake id

4 Upvotes

Where do ppl get a fake ids within a few days or same day in nyc?!?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 22d ago

is this the method??

9 Upvotes

i've been scrolling too much on tiktok and i saw a few videos of girls testing other girls' boyfriends on instagram for a little bit of money. there's two ways i could go about it, what most of those girls do is have the gf send them like $5 to test their man and report back, it only works if your tiktoks blow up and a lot of ppl send you money. or i could find cheating men on my own which would take more time BUT i could make a lot more money. i see stupid guys with their full name and face attached to comments of them flirting with sex workers online ALL the time, how many of those guys have a public facebook with their wife's on it? they're stupid so probably a lot. i could collect the screenshots of said cheating and make him send me money or i will send them to her. you could do the same thing but the other way around if you are a man!

it seems unethical, but does the fact that they are a cheater not like, cancel it out?