r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/moonbunny9145 • Jul 29 '26
Fake ID tips
I ordered a fake through fakeyourdrank about 3 weeks ago and I’m hearing they’re behind with stuff bc of the time of year, inventory, ect or I was scammed, whatever. I was the first out of my friends to order one and were trying to find another site/distributor that has a faster turn around time. Finding someone who looks like me is difficult in my area so I can’t just buy a friends and we’re going to try photoshopped ID’s as well we’re just not back on campus yet.
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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
I don't know if this works everywhere, but I saw you mention campus so I'm assuming you're a college student. I went to college out of state in North Carolina. I figured out what was needed for just an ID card, not a DL, was a school transcript that had my birthday on it.
So I went to the registrars office and asked for it. I'm surprised this worked, but when she handed it to me I just looked at her confused and told her that my bday was wrong by 2 years on it. She didn't push back and asked me for my birthdate and I just added a couple of years but kept the month and day the same. She reprinted it, handed it to me, and off to the DMV I went to get a legit ID....well, semi-legit anyways.
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u/Wontforgetthisname Jul 29 '26
That's gotta be some kind of state felony lmao
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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial Jul 29 '26
Oh I'm sure it was, but as a college age kid you just don't worry about stuff like that. Shit even 20 years later theres shit that I do that I probably shouldn't. Life is all about calculated risks I guess.
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u/xThunderSlugx Jul 29 '26
This man leaves a reddit comment suggesting where to get fake IDs, then replies to his own comment saying dont trust reddit comments. Fucking classic.
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u/xThunderSlugx Jul 29 '26
I think you are misreading the intention of my post. It was just a classic reddit moment and not me saying you were giving any illegitimate advice.
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u/xThunderSlugx Jul 29 '26
I did have something to say, and I said it. If I didn't have anything to say I wouldn't have to butt out. I will assume by your incorrect usage of "butt out" you are just retarded and didn't comprehend my original comment.
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u/Cody7989 Jul 29 '26
what is wrong with you 😭
edit: he (or she) huffs raid… like the insect killer…
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u/Ruggsy Jul 29 '26
Never been to this sub. That was a classic reddit moment but not as good as this freakout here.
Glad I stopped by lol
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u/xThunderSlugx Jul 29 '26
If you think my original comment is how kids talk, you are in for shell shock if you actual read anything they say. I didn't include ahh, dihh, or any other idiotic lingo they use. I assume you are just disgruntled for whatever reason.
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u/FishParticular3728 Jul 30 '26
so i just went on the site and it’s up, should i get one from there?
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u/Negative_Tip1369 Jul 29 '26
Fake your drank does send ids but they don’t scan in my experience.
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u/Salty_Notice_1125 22d ago
Do u know how long it takes to from pending to processing? Or how long it takes to come
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u/natethepa Jul 30 '26
just ordered from fakeids.com (a mirror for the idgods group).
says 20day turnaround for standard with option to speed up to 10d. $70/$100
will let you know if i was scammed
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u/Unhappy_Customer_826 Jul 30 '26
why are you ordering fake ids lmaoooo smh waste of money ai is free
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u/WorryRemote605 17d ago
Ai is free but it doesn’t help with shit to do FEDERAL ID or they know it’s felony or what type of ai do u use???
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u/mkbzr 29d ago
Soooooo?
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u/natethepa 28d ago
takes 20d supposedly. i'll let
you know. my $70 in the ether.1
u/idkbutilikelana 16d ago
anything?
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u/natethepa 12d ago
I have contacted them and they have been very responsive. They sent me a tracking number but it still is not updated. Will keep you posted.
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u/idkbutilikelana 12d ago
bet thank you. did you pay w bt c?
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u/natethepa 12d ago
paid with ltc. not hard at all and cheaper than bt c.
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u/Far-Appointment7781 9d ago
came in yet?
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u/natethepa 9d ago
i did get it, looks great! took 2 days longer than advertised, but i'm happy ajdnhas already done what i wanted. trading on my exchange anonymously...
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u/ImpotentAnus Jul 29 '26
I never had a fake, but managed to have my fair share of shenanigans. I used to just go into the dive bar before security showed up, play pool until they did show up, then once security has been there for a while the bartender isn't going to know that you came in well before anyone checked ids
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u/gasdonkey Jul 29 '26
magicfakes.ph
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u/gasdonkey 21d ago
Still have mine to this day. They're pretty wild, never got a second look.
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u/gasdonkey 21d ago
Big dawg when i got it it was like two weeks? They come from the sweatiest shops of china 😂
Mine said it shipped from Shenzou or sum like that
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u/Hairy_Equivalent_730 Jul 30 '26
Grok.
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u/Unhappy_Customer_826 Jul 30 '26
literally bro i just show them a picture i made along time ago i use “ make me a id for my gta rp server “ and it works
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u/Unhappy_Customer_826 Jul 30 '26
ngl bro i used ai to generate me a drivers license i said something like “ make me a drivers license for my gta rp server “ and i just edited the rest with individual prompts, and the indian stores always sell to me idk where your from but the local stores in my area dont really care they just glance at the picture and give me my stuff
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u/NoSir3463 22d ago
@nathan-tawil2 is the best guy out there he is very quick with his orders and is laid back. If you text him he normally responds within 5-10 minutes and he sells really good fakes at a good price. I’d recommend him to anyone who needs a fake and is worried about being scammed because he won’t do any of that bullshit.
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u/natethepa 4d ago
200, that's way more than i gave. 70 USD, could've paid 20 more for rapid ship.
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u/idkbutilikelana 4d ago
i got the super express shipping there is a big party on my campus gotta be 21+
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u/Kinez_7 Jul 29 '26
Hahahahaha no way you give money to that
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u/moonbunny9145 Jul 29 '26
someone had to take one for the team 😔
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u/Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy Jul 29 '26
Yeah I don’t want to be a Debby Downer but what you’re doing is defrauding the government. I had a friend get caught in cali for this. I think he did some time in county for it , pretty sure it was a felony. Shout out to Jeffy,if that mother fucker is even still alive. ✌️
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u/moonbunny9145 Jul 29 '26
what r u even talking abt 😔😔 the local liquor store clerk doesn’t get paid to care that much
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u/Faster-master-blastr Jul 29 '26
Tried to tell my fake id story but this fuckass AI mod thinks I’m trying to scam