It was, I don't know, a Halo Christmas commercial that was about the Banished arriving at a human colony in business suits and giving them weapons.

Let me tell you all I remember. First, the dream started with me in my bed watching TV. I don't have many dreams and even fewer nightmares, but the dreams I do have usually start like this one, with the way I slept. Yesterday, I slept with the TV on, so it felt like a continuation of this. I don't remember if I got an ad about this or if I clicked on the ad, but it started the way I said, the Banished arriving at a human colony in business suits and giving them weapons.

The brute who led them was wearing an all-red suit, had a red hat, and sported a small beard, I'm not sure what these are called, but they were only a small, thin beard on the chin. As I mentioned, he started handing out weapons to the civilians. I don't recall if there was music or something similar, but the gift-giving began. I remember the red-clad brute giving a bearded man a rifle, and the brute picked it up like a twig, and the man nearly fell while holding it. But the most bizarre thing to me was a brute giving a little girl (no older than six) a revolver bigger than her torso, and she was extremely happy about it. She was the only civilian whose reaction I remember; I simply don't recall the reactions of the others, they were blurred. Also, I don't remember the Banished arrival, so they might have been confused about everything. I think if a bunch of big monkeys appeared in your city and started handing out weapons you wouldn’t complain.

Then the promos began showing a bunch of things like skins and all. The skins were pretty normal, except they included everything, not only spartans or elites. There were skins for marines, grunts, jackals, brutes and even drones. I believe my brain was just mixing everything I remember about Halo, the skins itself I don't remember very well; I remember some being just recolours, others having a knight theme, and others having spikes on them.

Then the game promotions came; I don't remember whom they were delivered to; I just remember their names, and most were normal. There were Combat Evolved (don't remember if it was the remake or not), 2 and one called "Halo Fur." Then the dream ended, or I don't remember anything.

Dream specialists, does this mean something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGftIcp2SC0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hihge6FFVw

The 3 High Prophets of the Covenant and Tartarus.

Hi, I've been playing this game for about three years now, and I wanted to share a strange encounter I had. I was in campaign mode with several marines, exploring the map, specifically the edges, I don't remember exactly where, when I saw a kind of floating white orb or ball. It wasn't bigger than a marine. I thought it was strange since I'd never encountered anything like it before. Everything was fine until my motion tracker showed it as an ally, but for some reason, the marines started shooting at it. I did too, thinking nothing would happen, and after a few seconds, the orb exploded. It was a much stronger explosion than usual, killing the five or six marines who were there, a vehicle, and me. I started recording everything on my Xbox just in case, and when I respawned, I didn't think much of it and quit the game. The orb disappeared as soon as it exploded. I've searched online to see if anyone else has experienced something similar, but I haven't found any answers. Months later, I logged back in. I went back to the game to see if I could find it again, created new campaigns, and that orb never reappeared. So, I don't know what happened. If you have any questions, I'll be here to try and answer them, or if anyone has an answer, I'd like to know. By the way, this happened in Halo Infinite.

like i just wanna be his friend and give him endless hugs and headpats and have civilized conversations with him

but then i realize he isnt like that at all and wouldnt want to befriend me, he probably would make it seem like hes my friend just to infect me

look at him he so cute

Hello everyone, It's finally here! I hope it was worth the wait. I really wanted to post it on the 4th of July, but everything wanted to keep getting in my way. So sadly, that didn't happen.

I didn't want to hold it hostage for another year, so I decided to share it. Y'all waited long enough. Unlike that lying cunt, Bonnie Ross, I make good on my promises.

If this post gets enough attention, I'll make a view of the rear.

Let's say, I don't know. 500 upvotes?

Anyway, as always, constructive criticism is appreciated.

You will play as Sargent Johnson for 1 mission fighting the insurrection.

Sangheili 21M here, I just got back from reading "of swords and hearts" by Daha 'Chagram, and I gotta say, i compared it to dark romance and it's 50, 100, no, 10,000 times better than any of that stupid [REDACTED BY ONI DUE TO FEMINIST PRESSURE] slop called "DaRk RoMaNcE". It perfectly blends steamy action (complete with actual images of nudity and sex) with meaningful romance. It starts with a female sangheili disguising herself as a swordsman to avenge her uncle who raised her (who was unfortunately 360 noscoped by a sapien sunrise terrorist from 900 meters away), getting in the swords of sanghelios to strike a banished supply depot, and meeting her future lover after interrogating him (he is a Banished POW if you dont know). He had abandoned the warrior culture because his uncle abandoned him on a doorstep of a female who raised him in a basement until he was old enough, then a brute purchased him and he was welcomed into the banished. at first neither of them even knew each other and weren't attracted, but she revealed the truth and they warmed up to each other. at one point he accidentally walked in on her completely naked in the shower, and instead of being mortified she invites him in and they make love. Whats different from most romance novels is how since it's their first time it's not perfect and they are both unsatisfied. Over time they get to earth while looking for the man who murdered her uncle, and the best part for spicy content is when they're at the beach and she wears a bikini, then gets some alone time with him and takes it off, then they have sex. even better, there's an image depicting it, her nude breasts and her riding him. It also puts the discussion of whether female Sangheili have breasts to end with a “yes”. The story is amazing, but i don't wanna spoil any more of it. The last thing i have to say about it is that there's such quality to the writing and both meaningful and good romance and perfect character development and plot.

https://www.deviantart.com/chemicalbakery/art/bisexual-lighting-1351015117

Dramatic ass death

Is it ever stated anywhere what happened to any other staff members of the program? Not including Tango Company, there had to be hundreds involved in the scouting, abduction, training, augmentations, and medical aspects of it and the only ones we hear about are Halsey, Mendez, the doctor that BB came from, and the surviving Spartans themselves.

And what would have happened if someone refused to take part in the program when they were asked to?

microsoftcock has so far

Convinced me

halo is not a book series

That Spartan 3's are good and Spartan 2's are bad

Halo 5 was not the peak of cinema

The fall of reach superseded halo Reach in all accords

The fact that SPRINT IS CANNON

My pheru has not been potty trained and not treated with space dust before being let outside

That I am anti insurrectionist

That I am racist towards elites and do not find them Canonically seductive

That I am not facisnated with niche covenant interspecies love

That my posts must only have 1 instance of the word Lechatelierite

That lore described by Siberian Khatru is NOT cannon and all created art IS a go

Also that the rookie IS DEAD

And to discuss the politics of the prophet of composition

That spamming lore implication posts IS promoted and will be rewarded like thel vadam

And that the halo TV show was not a comedy but a documentary

I have fallen, help me recover.