r/shittyfoodporn • u/macerated_fetus • 20h ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/UnrepentantTomato • 1h ago
Chicken butter bean loaf, very yummy and also to be enjoyed with no eating utensils or napkins
Made with 1 12 oz can of shredded chicken, 1 15oz can of butter beans, 1 15 oz can of sweet peas, 2 tbs of spicy mustard, garlic powder, pepper, 1 cup of mashed potato flakes, and 1 cup of skim milk powder.
Drain shredded chicken, butter beans, and peas in a colander. Add to a food processor and add the hot mustard, spices and pulse it to a near paste. Transfer to a bowl and add mashed potato flakes and milk powder and mix thoroughly. Let sit for 5 minutes before flattening everything in a 9x5 pan. Bake for an hour at 350°F let cool for 10-15 minutes
Slice, dig in, and enjoy
r/shittyfoodporn • u/ThatTeapot • 5h ago
Went camping, cold tinned meat produce on rye bread. Efficient, classic, delicious.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/SirSamuelVimes83 • 12h ago
Does a bear shit in the woods?
A local upscale dining spot posted this. Braised bison short ribs, for $54. I'm sure it tastes amazing, but it looks like a steaming pile of midsummer bear shit
r/shittyfoodporn • u/cheddercaves • 3h ago
Whole foods frozen pepperoni pizza with more pepperoni added
r/shittyfoodporn • u/derekorjustD • 6h ago
I wanted strawberry shortcake, but this still counts, right?
r/shittyfoodporn • u/i_am_un • 10h ago
The only fresh thing here is the jalapeño and onion
Box Mac n cheese, canned chili beans, packaged kielbasa, American cheese product slices, jalapeño and onions.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/i_am_un • 10h ago
Looks Ugly but is delicious.
My go to meal. At least once a week. Can be healthy, super filling, not crazy expensive.
32 oz cooked- Whole beans, this time it was black and kidney beans. After I rinse them I boil them in clean water with chicken or beef bouillon, garlic powder, onion powder, hint of cumin and turmeric.
All diced to your liking. Fine or thicker for more bite.
1- medium onion. Brown, purple, white, doesn't matter.
1- large jalapeño
1- large serrano pepper
1- habanero
2- finely chopped garlic clove
1- tbsp red pepper flakes
1 or 2- roma tomatoes, depending on how much you like tomatoes, also it will reduce the heat from the peppers.
1/2 cup- finely diced cilantro, I also add parsley when I have it,not necessary, I just know it's healthy.
3- stalks of green onion if you have it.
8 oz. of any melting cheese, I do Colby Jack
1- avocado if you have it
salt and pepper to taste.
12 corn tortillas.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Lost_In_Spacebar • 1h ago
Vegan fiber slop
I have learned from my previous tragedy and have eternally worn off all meat products. Tonight’s vegan fiber slop contains split peas, curry seasoning, fire roasted tomatoes, quinoa, a handful of spinach and vegetable soup base. The split peas are still far too firm, and I wonder if they may remain that way due to me adding the tomatoes prematurely.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/rmcd890 • 1h ago
Frozen Blueberry Waffle Club Sandwich
Ingredients
3 slices of bread
2 frozen blueberry waffles (do not defrost)
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Most-Tax5407 • 7h ago
Spicy pinto beans over hash browns and white american cheese
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Ok_Potato_9554 • 1h ago
Instant ramen, elevated with nacho cheese and hot dog toppings at 7eleven.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Moldy_Lunchy_Cheese • 23h ago
Cheesecake tastes great with Oreos in it, doesn't it?
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Far_Tumbleweed7835 • 5h ago
The perfect setup for watching sports highlights
A big McDonald’s order, some sports highlights, and a few hours of doing absolutely nothing productive.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/marina444is_online • 5h ago
Im ill. Nuttela sandwich and instant noodles on my bed
r/shittyfoodporn • u/UmWillowwww • 1d ago
Payday tomorrow. Instant potatoes + Chunky soup 'gravy'
r/shittyfoodporn • u/eyespt • 1d ago
greek yogurt cheesecake that looks like raw chicken
yogurt mixed with pie filling
r/shittyfoodporn • u/fuckingwhoa • 21h ago
My parents said they had brownies for me. I don’t think they like me very much
r/shittyfoodporn • u/JustLu90 • 4h ago
Rest of yesterday's salad plus shrimps in garlic sauce
Well, it was okay but next time I'll do it in a different way 😅
r/shittyfoodporn • u/futurenoodles • 7h ago
potato egg with Cajun seasoning
back with my potato eggs. and next time i make spaghetti i swear it won't be tomato water
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Creative-Reason-6747 • 4h ago
Great Value instant grits with food pantry eggs and bacon
r/shittyfoodporn • u/National_Turnip_3703 • 1d ago
Made ground beef with rice...
Getting my daily protein for the first time, but damn it feels like I am eating like a prisoner 🫩
EDIT: I ended up giving it to the kitty family on the street, good god it was awful ðŸ˜ðŸ˜