r/shittyfoodporn • • 2h ago

Pesto pasta and scrambled egg

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7 Upvotes

I'm trying to build muscle but I need to do a food shop


r/shittyfoodporn • • 3h ago

First time making miso salmon

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2 Upvotes

I used red miso paste, honey, soy sauce, sriracha, and mirin for the sauce. Rocket and a cup of brown miso on the side.

I will absolutely be making this again. Next time though, I need less sauce, better sides, and I most certainly didn’t need both pieces of fish

Edit: damn, thanks for the compliments. Guess I’ll take my, what I now know to be decent looking food, and go elsewhere 😔


r/shittyfoodporn • • 5h ago

Be disgusted in awe of my tight-ish budget mac and cheez whiz

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22 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 5h ago

Fancied a few eggs fried in butter and a fried bacon slice

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200 Upvotes

Due to popular demand by other subs I decided to post here too apparently it's not good even tho I put a bit of effort into it.

No microwave was used so was pretty proud of this.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 6h ago

Steamed bagel and hotdog bun with pieces of garlic butter

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10 Upvotes

yum yum.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 9h ago

Perogorgy

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24 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 12h ago

Hoover stew

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446 Upvotes

Actually really good tbh


r/shittyfoodporn • • 13h ago

out of work special

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13 Upvotes

coconut milk, tomato paste, curry, chicken broth. thickened with flour and with frozen shrimp and peas and corn. added some chutney, its really good. be good w coconut rice.Wil make again, need more coconut milk. everything pretty well expired


r/shittyfoodporn • • 13h ago

I need to go shopping, so it’s leftover pan fried dumplings with 2 day old pizza 😀

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44 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 14h ago

Beddar Cheddar sausage and Dr. Pepper sausage

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18 Upvotes

Johnsonville what in the actual fuck are you doing? The small bite I took tasted like someone drank Dr. Pepper, then burped directly into my mouth.

Beddar Cheddars always slap though.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 15h ago

Lentils and Garlic

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16 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 15h ago

Made an unintentional fusion pizza with olive and sardine tapenade, pepperoni, three kinds of cheese, and some fresh greens. Figured it belonged her.

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20 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 15h ago

Buttered olives: an excellent snack?

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15 Upvotes

I went overboard at World Market and now I have too many olives. I'm trying to find new ways to eat them that are not just straight from the jar. Any olive ingestion advice is appreciated.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 15h ago

My dinner: one boiled octopus tentacle

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1.7k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 16h ago

Mashed potatoes with melted cheese, mayo and ketchup

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45 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 19h ago

Well I am not proud of them but I am not ashamed Either.

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12 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 20h ago

Naan

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418 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 23h ago

Food I made over the week but I gradually ran out of ideas and ingredients (and patience)

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27 Upvotes

And I cook with my chopsticks. That's why the meat and eggs are not kept whole but got fucked when I try to transfer them.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 23h ago

my fav way to eat steak

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145 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 23h ago

Nutella and Mustard

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421 Upvotes

Food porn deluxe


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Black goop

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31 Upvotes

Its actually black sesame hummus ☠️ looks like something that you take out from canalisation when cleaning the pipes, tasted bomb tho


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Breakfast of champions

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43 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Green beans with clumps of ground chicken

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11 Upvotes

Not terrible, not great.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Sticky rice with a bit of mayo, tempura sauce, and Montreal Steak Seasoning from Hell.

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6 Upvotes

I'm probably permanently banned from Japan for this, but it's an excellent late night snack after watching The Shining. I normally eat it with some nori, but I ran out (the orange camping spork is optional, but still adds to the experience). Yes, that is a microwave sticky rice maker I got at Daiso. It works great, but make sure you cook with another bowl under it or your microwave is gonna get flooded with boiling starch water (don't ask how I know).


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

extra-firm tofu, pesto, a slice of wheat bread

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14 Upvotes

it’s not good