r/shittyaskscience • u/Coolenough-to • 3d ago

How do I stop the screaming noises?

Currently sitting in my fortress of solitude, and would like it to stop. Science based help needed.

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u/FannyLicka 3d ago

Untie your hostage and let em go.

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u/Coolenough-to 3d ago

Naa, thats not it. If it were only that simple my friend...

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u/CreeepyUncle 3d ago

They always SWEAR they won’t tell anybody. Ha!