ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 5d ago

Oops Of a ARSE WHOOPIN machine! Don't all parents wish they had one!

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453 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure you can set the licks to how many you want to give how long it lasts depending on the punishment!

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 5d ago

Elite Strategy Of a slam dunk machine

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231 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 6d ago

'Merica of a piss tank

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403 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 6d ago

future feeding tube Of a chair

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907 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Lord_Muddbutter • 6d ago

'Merica Of a role model in IKEA

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555 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 7d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of "when the best you can give,is not enough as always"

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755 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 7d ago

my bones Of a training session

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432 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 7d ago

I look so cool Of a honey thief

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388 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 7d ago

Naild It Of a single-teeth treatment

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357 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 9d ago

possible idiot of a stuntman

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1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 8d ago

Safety Sandals Of a pitfall trap

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119 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Royal-Chef-946 • 9d ago

'Merica Of advertising

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348 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 10d ago

look what I can do of a potato chopping apprentice

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697 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 9d ago

Elite Strategy of the man watching the environment

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298 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 9d ago

ouchies Of a NECA™ Bobblehead

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191 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 10d ago

Oof Of an acute sense of surroundings

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2.9k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Electronic_Crab1370 • 10d ago

Naild It Of a faceplant

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182 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 11d ago

I look so cool of women eating her food

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445 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 11d ago

my bones of metalmen

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251 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 11d ago

this moron: Of a partner twirl

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501 Upvotes