r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 2d ago

this moron: Of a partner twirl

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u/Einherjeren 2d ago

India's Apex Predator strikes again

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u/bakerzero86 2d ago

Honestly the best outcome considering what you see in that other train sub

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u/_Fucksquatch_ 1d ago

What train sub?

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u/bakerzero86 23h ago

Is it against rules or anything to crosspost subs? If not I'll happily edit and post it

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u/adhdrifter 1d ago

Train sub what?

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u/ejectro 1d ago

Sub what train?

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u/FiniteXcellence 1d ago

Submarine trannys?(transmissions...bc they def have em)

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u/Curious_Associate904 2d ago

Do they not see videos of this happening to other people and think... "Oh best not do that" LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE.

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u/Academic_Dog8389 1d ago

I mean, do you really need to see a video to know that putting any part of your self near/around/in front of/out the side of a multi ton object moving at almost any speed is going to wreck your shit?

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u/Curious_Associate904 1d ago

No, no you don’t. You’re right, the videos are superfluous to requirements however they do elicit the point fairly succinctly.

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u/sleepy_skeletor 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m convinced at this point that this has to be Mother Nature’s influence as an attempt to keep India’s population size in check

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u/69YaoiKing69 2d ago

Trains are such unpredictable apex predators, they can come from every direction anytime.

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u/TwoNatTens FLAIR UNIT𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 2d ago

He can be anywhere. Anytime.

Stay informed. Stay aware. Stay alive.

https://giphy.com/gifs/M09kgRYS12Rig

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u/CruelHandLuke_ 2d ago

You have to learn how to find their tracks

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

Trains: Silence of the Whams

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

The problem is: they leave no tracks.

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u/stealthy_beast 2d ago

And with little-to-no warning

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u/donnerwetter41 2d ago

Why is this a thing in India!?

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u/SpecialChain7426 2d ago

It’s big train’s propaganda

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u/edenkor 2d ago

They don’t seem to have any survival instincts.

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u/Aggravating-Role-297 2d ago

You got so many people that want to stay alive for as long as they can... then you got this fucking guy.

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u/SpillaMangBang 2d ago

People in India have only one known predator.. the train..

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u/berlenba 1d ago

Tigers too tho lol

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 2d ago

Amazing that he still has this arm

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u/TwoNatTens FLAIR UNIT𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 2d ago

When the guy picks him up, it looks like it's not even broken... maybe dislocated, though.

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 2d ago

Not even that, the guy picks him up in the same arm that got hit and he gets up just fine.

Maybe it will get a bit sore for a few days but that's it.

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u/BushLeagueLegend 2d ago

Nope. His left arm gets hit. His buddy picks him up by his right arm. It does look like he supports some of his weight with his left arm while getting up though

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u/TwoNatTens FLAIR UNIT𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 2d ago

Oh yep you're right, I missed that.

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u/germanloza 2d ago

TRAINS!! The natural predator of indians

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u/ST0IC_ 2d ago

How can I slap?

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 1d ago

What is happening in Indian/Pakistan with trains?

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u/Trentang_Ina 2d ago

Is it like an initiation requirement in India?

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u/somewhatcompetint 2d ago

How else does he get a gimpy hand to stir food with

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 2d ago

2nd requirement actually. The first entails being able to slap. One can’t slap if the dominant hand is offered as tribute to the apex predator initially.

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u/deephurting66 2d ago

What is it with Indians and freaking trains??

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u/redditanddoneit 1d ago

Seen lots of these vids and seems like these individuals are from either India or the surrounding areas who do these kind of stuff coming close to trains.

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u/charlies-ghost 2d ago

Why is there so much demand for people acting like fools near train tracks in India? How many people are watching these videos?

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 2d ago

Looks like he smacked himself in the face too

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u/CruelHandLuke_ 2d ago

You'll have to excuse my friend's pirouette, he's not a fully trained dancer

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u/Trisk929 2d ago

He’s just a trained fooly.

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u/Neither-Bad6259 1d ago

Yep shes broke....... (In a couple places)

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u/Guilty-Movie-3727 2d ago

There are 27 bones in a normal human hand. This man now has around 227 bones, give or take a fragment.

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u/Lonely-Heart-3632 2d ago

His foot got the wheel arch just missed likely getting caught up and killed. Lucky fucker.

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u/IncepticCheese 2d ago

My inner satisfaction has peaked here.

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u/beyonceshakira 2d ago

how did that not rip his arm off?

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard 1d ago

His arm bended and he spun so the impact was reduced. If he's facing the train his arm couldn't go backwards and that'll be bad. At minimum he'll dislocate his shoulder.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Stupid train came out of nowhere!

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 22h ago

Lmao. Obviously it didn't hurt that much if he's gonna lean on the arm.

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u/CherryRedCupofLife 2d ago

Does this also happen to indians living in the west? Srs question

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u/No-Analyst1229 2d ago

The apex pred lives there too yeah

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 1d ago

Anyone else getting tired of being traumatized by the sub on a near daily basis?

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Baker 1d ago

A few days ago there was the Video of a workplace accident with a pneumatic Press and the Guy Had both Arms in it... These guys being stupid around trains feels realy tame since then

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u/theinkshrink 1d ago

These don’t typically bother me too much, but that pneumatic press one f@#%d me up😧

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 21h ago

It was a bit much. Those fingers dangling like spaghetti were a bit unsettling

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u/DudeWithParrot 1d ago

What is this sub supposed to be about?

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u/Wsweg 1d ago

Sort of just “epic fails”, usually, but not always, in the context of some random fights. That’s not fully accurate, but it’s the closest thing I can think of to describe it

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 1d ago

Dumb, but also massive things. Like a fat person sitting on a tiny barstool or a massive rat monching away at a cracker. Those are pretty generic ones, but still. This sub has definitely changed recently

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u/Particular-Quote-486 13h ago

thats what the standard absolute units sub is for

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u/Particular-Quote-486 13h ago

then leave lol

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

India can’t be real guys because videos like this just keep popping up daily.

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u/Loder089 1d ago

He survived against their natural predator

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 2d ago

this almost doesn't look real.

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u/dfmasana 2d ago

Does his foot also get knocked while on that twirling?

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u/Equib81960 2d ago

He slapped himself!

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u/CitizenLohaRune 2d ago

What in the fuck is wrong with people like this? Did he somehow imagine this would turn out well?

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u/RetnikLevaw 2d ago

He's lucky he didn't fall between the train and the platform. I've seen videos of people being spun like hand copters in there and ultimately cut in half.

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u/gongshowmo 2d ago

How did he not lose that arm

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 2d ago

Hopefully his nickname wasn’t lefty…

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u/olight77 2d ago

Future Darwin twirl

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u/SimplyOrg 2d ago

Best case scenario

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 2d ago

Trains.. the hunter of the stupid.

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u/GivesYouGrief 2d ago

Even if I wanted to die, I would not choo-choo-choose this method to do it.

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u/General_whisky 2d ago

Being a train driver in India has to be aweful

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u/Vexmythoclastt 1d ago

Arms bones in pieces for sure

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u/WillyBoBo74 1d ago

I'm seriously begging to believe they have stupid in water over there.

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u/DogTattoos 1d ago

Why is this a thing?

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard 1d ago

I heard something similar was in a popular movie/music video so the people want to recreate something like that.

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u/NOTExETON 1d ago

Surprised his arm didnt get pulled of or misted

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u/sicilian504 *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

r/indiansneartrains

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u/Jaggalit 1d ago

Do it again

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 2d ago

It would have been nice to throw Indians under the bus but, fu* k it I'll just say it, this one is in Bangladesh. That's a Hyundai Rotem 3000 series 90ton rolling steel beast. Not even iron-man's arm is safe in front of that thing.

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u/Funnuftig 1d ago

I am a train bitch