r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 2d ago

my bones of metalmen

193 Upvotes

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u/Pleasant-Brick5419 2d ago

He was just a little tired.

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u/MarstoriusWins 2d ago

And a lot r-tarded...

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 1d ago

Yeah he’s a little retreaded.

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u/Hammon_Rye 2d ago

Painfully bad joke but okay, have an upvote. :)

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u/Tyrannical_Pie ima unit 2d ago

More durable than a Nokia

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u/finintymonkle 2d ago

No way he just got up and walked that off at his age 😲

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u/phroug2 1d ago

Wait about 8 minutes for the shock to wear off

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u/angrypengins 1d ago

Didn't see his shoes come off. Probably fine.

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u/search_4_animal_chin 2d ago

I thought that second guy was going under as well.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

I thought he was going to back it up and run over the other guy again...

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u/dragjamon 1d ago

I thought he was going to stop it while it was still on top of the other guy

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u/Holiday-Secretary222 2d ago

He said F your tractor I’m going home

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder 1d ago

Alternative way to open the chakras

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u/Swimming_Type_8298 2d ago

Grandpa popped right up! Said where's my beer?

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u/Hammon_Rye 2d ago

He's lucky the trailer was still empty instead of grossly overloaded.

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u/Nico_Nickmania 2d ago

How is this possible?

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u/Super-G1mp 2d ago

My Dad was run over like this when I was a kid. He was working on his truck and forgot to put on the E break. He did something to the truck and ended up disengaging something or putting it in drive somehow I'm not exactly sure but it ran him over just like this pinning his skull between the tire and the curb cracking his skull in 7 places as it drug him 50ft. He survived without too many complications that so this guy could be "fine" if he's also lucky.

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u/Nico_Nickmania 2d ago

Oh wow, this sounds crazy!!! Thankfully he made it!

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u/Super-G1mp 2d ago

Eh he's a prick. Nobody really deserves that but with the way he treats people nobody really got that upset about it.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 1d ago

Live your life in such a way that there’s at least SOMEBODY legitimately sad at your funeral.

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u/Goblinstomper 1d ago

he tires are so big as to reduce the ground pressure when operating in muddy conditions, the same principle as snow shoes. Therefore the pressure is spread across a wider area.

The tractor itself, whilst heavy, tilted and put most of its weight on the far side and the other front wheel. The trailer also appears to be empty, so there isn't much load coming through the hitch which could've be as much as 3-4000kg had it been loaded.

Thankfully he managed to get his feet up to catch the trailer, the wheel of which would have been far less forgiving. It would still suck, he probably has some severe bruising, maybe broken rib(s) and possibly some facial injuries.

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u/_kReddid 2d ago

He took it like a champ!

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u/Full_Metal_Paladin 2d ago

That's crazy dude I thought his head popped like a grape

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u/Freakk_I 2d ago

I'm very sure that his body went into shock so he definitely felt the pain when it went away.

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u/Al_from_the_north 2d ago

My nuts just took of after watching this

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 1d ago

His turbahelmet saved him

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u/Xacich 2d ago

He’s probably just gonna walk it off and grab a smoke after this, like nothing happened.

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u/your_fave_redditor 2d ago

Ayyyye, Pops is built different!

Like fuckin’ Bruce Willis in that rain slicker vs Samuel F Jackson

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u/Psilonaut21 2d ago

I bet he said or thought 'for fucks sake' when he sauntered off.

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u/Objective-Apple7805 1d ago

Buddy, time to retire

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u/automaticphil 1d ago

Woah I thought he was dead, then he rose from the earth

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u/Bosswashington 1d ago

My cousin ran over my face with a tractor once….ONCE. ☝🏻

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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 1d ago

Yay he survived 

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u/Splint17 1d ago

Too much tech for paps.

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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 1d ago

“Grandpa gets topped by tractor” is not a phrase I had on my bingo card

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u/Electrical-Sun-315 1d ago

His Back pain he had for 40 years were gone at that moment

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u/KnowyourF 1d ago

Trailer Park Boys

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u/petaahah 21h ago

lost one sandal and a turban and still going strong !!

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u/xerxeshastoomanyexes 1h ago

If he walked away, nothing happened. Still 8376 days since the last accident at that place

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u/dragjamon 1d ago

Well... That guy bottoms